This is a message to all the freeloading, kid having, non-enunciating, welfare spendhappy Obamacare toking liberals this tax season.  Get a job.

Beachgoers at Malibu, California’s Zuma Beach terrified by beached celebrity, Michael Moore reportedly able to free himself from beach chair after 40 minute rescue efforts. Malibu, CA – Fattened by the greedy pork barrels of liberalism, Michael Moore got an early start to his summer tanning at Malibu, California’s relaxed [...]

In the following photograph, Emma Watson is once more spreading her witchy sins to the world. WARNING: IMMEDIATELY DEMAND ANY WIFE/CHILDRENS ARE AWAY FROM ROOM BEFORE VIEWING THIS IMAGE. PRAY AND THEN TAKE A GOOD EYEFUL OF IT AND MAKE SURE THE DOOR IS CLOSED SO WEAKER FAMILY MEMBERS CANNOT [...]

Things have been better for former superstar Lamar Odom.  As expected by many, the former Laker’s star has now been dropped by the Dallas Mavericks. It was decent that the team waited until after Easter to dump Odom, something that the Kardashian women would never do to the former superstar [...]

The Soviet Russians have thrown their entire economy behind Starbucks, slowly proving the frappaccino-driven factory of iPad gelled hair apple users with too tight jeans and snippy personalities are every bit the socialist their president Obama inspires them to be. Communists enjoy the riches of American innovation by ‘buying out’ [...]

Singer Carrie Underwood flashed a toned and healthy leg from her fashionable dress at the 2012 Academy of Country Music Awards. Many celebrity gossip commentators are making a big deal about this, saying Underwood is simply trying to have an Angelina Jolie moment. It’s important to remember that Carrie Underwood [...]

As a rapt nation has learned the gruesome details surrounding the death of Trayvon Martin, warnings and concern has misted the nation in a dewy renewed attention for safety wear and street fear fashion. Fashion is communication. For centuries fashion has conveyed status, intent, purpose and morality. Unless optically disabled, [...]

The multi-millionaire athletes and billionaire owners of the Miami Heat put on their hoodies in support of Trayvon Martin.  Trayvon is the young teenage boy who was ruthlessly gunned down by a punk named Zimmerman, who is claiming self-defense was his cause for shooting the boy who was armed with [...]

Jon McNaughton has released a new painting, “One Nation Under Socialism”. In a thinly veiled, literal portrait a scowling President Obama ignites The Constitution of the United States with the mere touch of his finger. World famous artiste Jon McNaughton warns the Christian faithful of the Mormon intent to turn [...]

Every so often, a radical pseudo-intellectual decides to write about some problem they have with America, making great use of tactics such as hyperbole, perjury and hypnotism. George Orwell’s 1984, radical commie propaganda, designed to denigrate Watergate. Marx, radical commie propaganda, designed to denigrate capitalism. Harry Potter, radical commie propaganda, [...]

Today God is in the mood to smite women who divorce their husbands.  The Bible makes it clear that when a woman decides to give herself unto her husband, she becomes a gift to him.  This fits the purpose of women, to become a helpmeet for mankind. In the following [...]

In the image above, we prove that Iran wants war with America.   Look at how closely their country has been situated to all our strategic military bases.  Iran is baiting and begging us to strike our might right in the heart of Tehran. These people know know they have a [...]

The Gay Marine’s Homecoming Kiss seen around the world. The image above has gone viral in a nonholy way. All around the blogosphere, the two marines are seen kissing. Is this what George Washington envisioned would happen with the US army when he sat freezing in the Delaware, his cold [...]

  As we all know, black’s history month is coming to an end.  During this month the Black Community comes together to share great memories, unhealthy yet tasty food and laught with delight as they thank America for brining their ancestors here to a proper nation.  What a great story [...]

Like the proverbial candy-wielding homosexual luring our children to his Ford Econoline, cats are oft able to exploit the naive and ignorant by their duplicitous nature.  Many people mistake a cat’s rumbling purr and pawing at the lap or chest as signs of affection, but in scientific actuality, it is [...]