Irate military personnel being forced to eat salad and drink water, as a iron-browed Michelle Obama watches them eat new food she dictates they must eat. In the latest affront to decency, the Obama have launched a full out assault upon the American military. Hiding her agenda under the guise [...]

In this charming family photo, Mitt Romnmey has gathered his children together to make a photo-op. While we can assume they were supposed to spell Romney, the family is having a more lighthearted moment and spelling out what really matters to us hardworking American families.

Country star Randy Travis got a little snockered and got arrested for intoxication. If his dog died and woman left him for a weeping Tom Brady, he’d have the makings for a country-song grammy winner. The smile in this mugshot is somewhere between smug and constipated, with a touch of [...]

Kim Kardashian tried to offer Tim Tebow a V and we’re not talking about the V for Victory, but rather, Vicegrip of Satan! Tim Tebow turned his nose up and said “No” to the used up life trap of Kardashian.  From the tragic ballad of Kris Humphries, he knows this [...]

Barack Obama and Nancy Pelosi are having a kissing affair in this image.  This shot was secretly taken at a private dinner the two shared in The Lincoln Room of the White House.  Michelle Obama is touring America this week, promoting fitness in America’s youth and this is how Obama [...]

I know the blacks are happy about Black History Month coming up in a few days, but why is it that Affirmative Action is allowing them to induct anyone they want into their Halls of Fame? Don’t they already have Snoopy Dogg and the Enema Man? Dr. Dray? Why do [...]

In this heartwarming image, the courageous US Representative Gabrielle Giffords is hugging US president Barack Hussein Obama.  Representative Giffords was gunned down in a horrific tragedy during a meet-and-greet effort in Arizona, where a lone crazed gunman attempted to assassinate the compassionate and progressive leader.  Despite her grave medical condition, [...]

In the Bible, when Jesus fasted for 40 days and for 40 nights, the great evil Satan approached him.  Knowing that in the physical form, such a long fast may have made Christ weak in the flesh, Satan attempted to tempt our Savior.  But after all temptations, even Satan offering [...]

As Barack Hussein Obama continues to lead America into yet another costly war with Iran, President George W. Bush is back home helping keep Aemricans fit and not promoting nuclear-family destroying gay marriage. In this image, our dear president continues his much deserved retirement and is helping train two taut [...]

The politically correct liberals like to “be inclusive”. They believe this is more important than Jesus. Why? They’re liberals. It’s a cult, people. They’re brainwashed, like the South Koreans under Kim Jong. Now as you can see by my (New!!!!!) profile picture on here, I am a White, Christian, Heterosexual [...]

As we all know Thanks to the Incredible and Talented Articles some of our Great Writers wrote upon the death of the evil sinner, the evil sinner Jim Kong-Ill has died. This has prompted many a discussion on this subject: Who will replace him as President of South Korea? South [...]

Sofia Vergara is trying to entice your eyes right now.  She’s wearing hussy leather boots probably from Eastern russia.  All black with whoopy momma chains on them.  Then she’s trying to get the spirit of fornication a taste of rump roast with see through ‘leggings’.  I bet right now gays [...]

A great moment at Occupy UC Davis occurred when a police officer sprayed a group of musky hippies with a can of “Red Pepper Cinnamon” air freshner.  The liberal media is blowing this great moment out of proportion, saying it violates the rights of people to sit around and make [...]

It’s great to officially know we can remove Michelle Bachman off ‘trusted Christian’ list today.  As seen in this shocking photographic evidence, Bachman is a pro at sticking large, brown cornie doogies into her oral area. This is a clear sign that Obama likely threw his brown Lincoln log at [...]

In shocking display of brash Faceb00k-camera shot antics, Casey Anthony duckfaces it and shows pride for her new hide-out state. Tot Mom, otherwise known as Casey Anthony, blew her cover yesterday when she went to shop for every large melons. Celebrity site TMZ.com was the first to trek her to [...]