Crazed Chinese Force Horrible Haircut on J.R. Smith Before Knicks Debut

February 20, 2012 5:33 am0 comments
Crazed Chinese Force Horrible Haircut on J.R. Smith Before Knicks Debut

NBA bench superstar J.R. Smith was finally able to escape from China, after spending a grueling three months playing in Beijing’s communist version of the NBA. Like many other NBA players, Smith took to an overseas league as it was widely thought the 2012 NBA season would be cancelled due to [...]

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John and Ken Suspended for Using Freedom of Speech to Talk About Whitney Houston

February 17, 2012 12:55 pm0 comments

Los Angeles radio personalities John and Ken suspended today for what many are calling ‘insensitive’ remarks about Whitney Houston.   The two called Whitney Houston a ‘crack ho’ and said that she was ‘cracked out for 20 years’. Now as you know, I have the utmost respect for people and would [...]

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Known Drug User, R&B Diva Whitney Houston Dead at 48.

February 13, 2012 12:18 am0 comments
Known Drug User, R&B Diva Whitney Houston Dead at 48.

Known primarily for her penchant to host lavish, “crack” parties in numerous exotic locales, Whitney also had a string of hits in the early 90′s before succumbing to her addiction.

Her most famous hit, “I Will Always Love You” is a blatant ode to crack cocaine, the official drug of the black community.

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Grammy Awards 2012 – Black Rapper Kanye West Wins Rap Album of the Year, My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy

February 12, 2012 11:46 pm0 comments

Grammy Awards 2012 – Kanye West – My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy wins Rap Album of the Year Someone said the Grammy Awards are for real music, so why on Earth are their blacked rappers there?  Like it takes actually talent to rap! If stuttering over a rhyme with cuss [...]

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Breaking News: Grammys Postponed Due to Whitney Houston Death

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Breaking News: Grammys Postponed Due to Whitney Houston Death

(chrisTwire)—Breaking News. The Grammy awards scheduled 2/12/12 have been postponed due to Whitney Houston’s death. The night to honor Adele will have to wait. There is no word on a specific makeup date. Please stay tuned for further details…… .. .MA

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Should New York Stop the Linsanity – Jeremy Lin is the Greatest Player of the Week

February 11, 2012 2:35 am0 comments

It is hard believe that only last week, the New York Knicks considered trading away the man that is now considered ‘the best’ of the week in the NBA. We’re not talking about a Tebow underdog here, my friends. We are talking about Jeremy Lin and tonight, after whooping Derek [...]

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Koby Bryant on Jeremy Lin – ‘What the F*** Is Going On?’ – 38 Points Later…

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Kobe Bryant got introduced to the Knicks’ Linning streak the hard way, after the sensational Jeremy Lin continued his exciting point assault upon the NBA. Tonight, Lin dumped in 38 points to help the Knicks whip a very cocky Bryant and his LA Lakers. After the Lakers – Celtics game, [...]

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New Macaulay Culkin Photo Has Liberal Media Atwitter, Claiming Actor ‘Is Not Well’

February 10, 2012 2:11 pm0 comments
New Macaulay Culkin Photo Has Liberal Media Atwitter, Claiming Actor ‘Is Not Well’

Is a scruffy, gaunt and usually-slim-eyed Macaulay Culkin wasting away and not well, or just being his usual self? That is the question that’s burning through the liberal media headlines today after photos of an admittedly thin Culkin have emerged. In the world of zero-sized models, it seems interesting that [...]

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Stalone Shoulder Surgery With Schwarzenegger Have Homosexual Marriage Californians Curious

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Stalone Shoulder Surgery With Schwarzenegger Have Homosexual Marriage Californians Curious

Famed ‘elder bronie’ Sylvester Stallone, who went by the moniker “The Italian Stallion” in his younger days, has caused many eyebrows to raise after getting a couples’ shoulder surgery with former California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger. Before the two lightly touched each other’s hands before surgery, Stallion boy said, “After all [...]

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Things Blamed on Lebron, Skip Bayless

February 9, 2012 11:26 am1 comment

Last week Blake Griffin used some sort of Celtic magic to literally levitate in midair and posterize a man named Kendrick Perkins. While the dunk will be remembered for years, the big story coming from behind it is a Tweet by Lebron James. Lebron basically broke some unspoken NBA standard [...]

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Rasberry Ketones at the GNC For Weight Loss?

February 7, 2012 3:49 pm0 comments

Some guy name Dr. Oz has unveiled a new miracle diet to make all the fat people in this country skinny again. It is called the Rasberry Ketone diet and you can buy this supplement at your local GNC. Now this is one of the few pieces of journalistic though [...]

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Pope Benedict Declares War on Obama

February 6, 2012 9:01 pm0 comments
Pope Benedict Declares War on Obama

Waving the holy circular peacock of inquisition, Pope Benedict officially calls for holy prayer war on abortion lover Barack Hussein Obama UPDATE: Catholics leaders criticize birth control order… Army Tries To Silence Chaplains… Bishop: ‘Hitler and Mussolini’ ‘Would Love Our School System’… Barack Hussein Obama is on a mission to make abortion [...]

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Is Tumblr Stealing The Souls of Your Children?

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Is Tumblr Stealing The Souls of Your Children?

Tumblr is a dangerous website on the interweb that your child may be lurking on. As the most popular blogging platform on earth, it has lured many young teens into its clutches. Unfortunately, it harbors an extremely homoerotic leaning and contains dangerous media that children of any age should be exposed to. It is extremely malicious and will steal your child’s feelings, replacing them with sexualized isolation. Your child may become robotic and obsessed with gay porn. Tumblr is a predator, a predator gaining in liberal popularity.

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Are You Willing to Buy An Acura NSX After the Jay Leno, Jerry Seinfeld Super Bowl Commercial

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Acura NSX Super Bowl commercial is on fire, with over 15.5 million people to date flocking to YouTube to watch the video.  Is it really customer interest or people wanting to catch a glimpse of an aged Leno and Seinfeld still battling it out.  “Leno!”, Jerry exclaimed during the commercial, [...]

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How Old Is Madonna? – Super Bowl 2012

February 5, 2012 10:15 pm0 comments

After watching Madonna dance for 20 minutes straight, many people just may be wondering How Old is Madonna? Believe it or not, Madonna is 53-years-old. She was born August 16, 1958. Long known for her rampant sexuality and seductive songs, Madonna was born as Madonna Louise Ciccone. Say it with [...]

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