NC State Tarheel’s Scott Wood Tells Off Reporter, “How Would You Feel if your Wife Cheated on You?”

January 27, 2012 8:31 pm0 comments

A classic showdown between North Carolina State and North Carolina left the 15-6 Tarheels with a sour taste in their mouth. On this big game night, North Carolina slapped NC State with its 11th straight loss vs NC.  A reporter decided to rub the fact in in an interview with [...]

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Cher Is Dead At 65

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Great sadness in the world of music today as the legendary flesh singer Cher is dead at 65 years of age. Twitter first broke the story only hours ago and the story has not yet been corroborated by a spokesperson. The “You’ve Got Me Babe” singer was married to politician [...]

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Joe Paterno Reported Dead from Lung Cancer at 85, Reps Deny Death Claims

January 21, 2012 10:05 pm1 comment

Formerly legendary Coach Joe Paterno is being reported as dead from lung cancer at age 85. While there are claims family representatives are currently denying death reports, several news stations (including CNN) are reporting various sources confirming the story as true. More information on the potential death of Joe Paterno [...]

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John Edwards Illness, Life-Threatening Heart Condition

January 14, 2012 1:20 am5 comments

John Edwards, the would-be presidential hopeful of yesteryear who cheated on his wife as she died from cancer, is in the headlines today.  The talk of the day is a major John Edwards illness.  And it is not an obvious moral illness, but what is being called a ‘life-threatening heart [...]

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SHOCK: Rapper Snoop Dogg Arrested for Drug Weed Possession Not Shock: Texas Cops Arrested him

January 10, 2012 1:27 pm7 comments
SHOCK:  Rapper Snoop Dogg Arrested for Drug Weed Possession  Not Shock:  Texas Cops Arrested him

In news that is almost shocking to everyone, a rapper has been arressted for visibly doing drugs.   Rapper Snoop Dogg was arrested for drug possession, after cops found several ‘joints’ on his tour bus. The news is almost fully shocking, but it all happened in a small town of Texas.  [...]

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How The Muppets Stole Heterosexuality and Morality From America

January 9, 2012 2:44 am16 comments
How The Muppets Stole Heterosexuality and Morality From America

There are many pop culture phenomena that have contributed to the downfall of Heterosexual Morality in America, but one of the first signs of a decaying youth began with one show depicting a thinly-veiled portrayal of the black market party scene in the homosexual crowd. This show was The Muppets, [...]

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Kristy McNichol Confesses, Comes out as a Lesbian

January 7, 2012 7:00 pm16 comments

The lesbian community has lapped up yet another celebrity to their cause.  This time Kristy McNichol has let her cat out of the bag, today coming out and confessing that she doesn’t mind a little tickled tongue dandy time. Kristy McNichol is known from such family values shows as “Empty [...]

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Dirty Liberals on Google Insult Rick Santorum’s Honorable Name

January 6, 2012 7:37 pm55 comments
Dirty Liberals on Google Insult Rick Santorum’s Honorable Name

When I imagine the ideal American future, an image pops up in my mind, the image of the smiling face of Rick Santorum. With his qualifications, knowledge, and Morals, he will easily lead America to Victory if he succeeds in this election. However, like any brilliant man, there are challenges [...]

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Rihanna Skimpy Bikini Shocks the Eyes

December 31, 2011 11:06 pm6 comments
Rihanna Skimpy Bikini Shocks the Eyes

WARNING:  The following image media contains Rihanna skimpy bikini exposures.  Immediately demand any women/children in the room immediately leave before viewing.  After ordering the weak spirited to leave please lock the door and pray for this woman’s hellmarinated soul. When I first learned that a little California raisin named Chris [...]

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4.0 Ohio Earthquake Rattles Thousands, Fracking Gays Are to Blame!

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For it is written: “And there was trembling in the host, in the field, and among all the people: the garrison, and the spoilers, they also trembled, and the earth quaked: so it was a very great trembling.” 1 Samuel 14:15, KJV Behold, the power of God against gays!   [...]

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Mars Needs Moms Named Worst Movie of 2011

December 29, 2011 12:36 am6 comments

One of the horrible things of the modern age are liberal atheists.  Instead of insuring that our children are receiving a wholesome education of how the Earth was created and formed as perfectly explained in the Bible, they instead like to make up fantasies of strange alien visitors coming to [...]

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Cheetah From Tarzan Madness! Mom’s Hold Milksack “Nurse-in” At Targets to Boycott ChristWire Handbook

December 28, 2011 9:40 pm1 comment

The feminist milkmaidens of immorality have declared war on America! As many of you know, ChristWire’s epic The ChristWire Handbook has released in stores nationwide and milkslapping feminists are up in arms, boycotting the release of holy morality for this fallen nation! Marcy Schultz, founder of the radical leftwing feminist [...]

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When You Say “Happy Holidays”, You Destroy More Than Just The Sanctity Of Christian Dominance in America, Proof of the Defiance of the Seven Deadly Sins by Liberals

December 22, 2011 7:04 pm74 comments
When You Say “Happy Holidays”, You Destroy More Than Just The Sanctity Of Christian Dominance in America, Proof of the Defiance of the Seven Deadly Sins by Liberals

The politically correct liberals like to “be inclusive”. They believe this is more important than Jesus. Why? They’re liberals. It’s a cult, people. They’re brainwashed, like the South Koreans under Kim Jong. Now as you can see by my (New!!!!!) profile picture on here, I am a White, Christian, Heterosexual [...]

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Adam Lambert Arrested in Finland for Homosexual Fisticuffs

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Adam Lambert Arrested in Finland for Homosexual Fisticuffs

Scratchy and sassy by their very nature, gays routinely get into cat fights.  This especially holds true when they go drink their salt spritzed martinis and cosmos at their fancy gay pride clubs.  So you mix all those ingredients together and ad in drama queen diva attitude and you’ve got [...]

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The Weeknd Echoes of Silence, Rated X Factor Lesbian Navy Kiss to Blame

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The Weeknd Echoes of Silence, Rated X Factor Lesbian Navy Kiss to Blame

Twas the weekend of Christmas and all through the sky, everybody was crying, even God’s eye.  Why?  Lesbians.  The Weeknd echoes of silence because lesbians are attackign America and President Barry Obama is sending them thank you cards for being lesbians.  And if that is not bad enough, he is [...]

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