Italian atheist scientists who have tried to prove the shroud of Turin is fake have disappointing news for their fellow hell kindle atheists:  they cannot dispprove its authenticity!  Scientists in Italy have concluded that the technology to create the shroud of Turin by artificial means simply could not have existed [...]

As we all know Thanks to the Incredible and Talented Articles some of our Great Writers wrote upon the death of the evil sinner, the evil sinner Jim Kong-Ill has died. This has prompted many a discussion on this subject: Who will replace him as President of South Korea? South [...]

The gremlin known as “Snooki” now weights 98 pounds dripping wet.  While I do not believe it was fed after midnight and had water splashed on it, I cannot condone a woman being so skinny like this.  It is also not advisable to go from pushing 200 pounds to 98 [...]

Tragedy has struck for the young girlfriend of Justin Bieber and world renown singer Selena Gomez.  The Selena Gomez tragedy has caused the singer to cancel two concerts and issue a ‘family emergency’ reason for doign so. While reports are not currently confirmed, some sources are stating the the reason for [...]

My eyes are blinded by sin and before media tries to gussy up this scallop to look holy, I wanted you to see what she is all about.  No warnings!  Just plain sin and this is the future of North Korea. As you know by now, evil dictator Kim Jong [...]

Laughs out loud!  Look at his three chinny chin Chins!  Maybe hims name should be Kim Jong Chin like all his other Chinase brethren! Oh man North Korea is really a dim future now!  How’s can we take him seriously when he calls up President Perry in 2012 and he [...]

Candid photos of decease dictator Kim Jong Il are starting to emerge from a mourning North Korea, the brainwashed citizens lost without their iconic leader and strongman against American will.   Behind the politics of Kim Jong Il was a very awkward man that many may not know about.  Il [...]

        1 2 3 4 T GB 0 0 7 7 14 KC 6 0 3 10 19 Top Performers Passing: K. Orton (KC) – 299 YDS Rushing: R. Grant (GB) – 12 CAR, 66 YDS Receiving: J. Finley (GB) – 3 REC, 83 YDS Quarterback Aaron [...]

Like most stories that involve bared midsections gone awry, this piece of news takes place in Seaside Heights, New Jersey. A New Jersey woman is accused of homocide after she allegedly injected silicone into the twaddle spot of a man who later died from a blood clot. The man was [...]

Several weeks ago recurrent drug user and leg gapper Lindsay Lohan apparently made bosom buddies with Hugh Heffner and appeared in his academically fueled periodical, Playboy.  Shockingly, Lohan did not contribute a mentally enthralling piece to the magazine but instead took off her clothes and bared her skin and showed [...]

Daddy Yankee is not dead and Daddy Yankee has not died in a car crash. Here’s the backstory to how this rumor started.  Daddy Yankee is not a very tech savvy or interested person when it comes to Twitter.  Apparently, not all his fans understand this fact. During the day, [...]

Without a doubt one of the greatest and most influential blues singers of all time, Etta James has soothed, thrilled, relaxed and enthralled the hearts of millions with the glorious, soulful sounds that have come from her mouth. Many have asked is Etta James dead after questions about her health [...]

Etobicoke, Canada – Etobicoke snow removal services in Canada are suffering the wrath of God, after former Canadian Prime Minister Critien dared suggest that Canada would nationalize abortion and gay marriage if liberals took office. The former prime minister made his threat to God from his log cabin in Etobicoke, [...]

According to new survey results from the American Council on Responsible Medicine, one in five dentists in North York of Toronto, Canada, do not support the nation’s social healthcare policy. Pete McGillvery, DDS, in North York for over 15 years weighed in on the subject.  “Imagine that you are a [...]

When homosexuality peaked in the late 70s, it bred a series of disastrous diseases known as The Gay Bowel Diseases.  While liberal law has officially forbid this correct terminology in Obama-era textbooks, the diseases enveloped by Gay Bowel Diseases are recognized by the CDC as follows: HIV/AIDS Herpies The Clap [...]