Look at those numbers and behold God’s power!  The Euro is a scumbag currency created to rob America of our BIRTHRIGHT as the world’s lone superpower! It was only 70 years ago when the dirty Euro savages crawled over here on bent knee, begging America to shine God’s wrath [...]

Amazon.com has announced the launch of a new phone app that will let shoppers calculate potential savings on virtually any good they can physically find in any store.  And naturally, corporate executives at megachains like Walmart and Target are crying foul. Imagine being in Walmart, looking at televisions or for [...]

What happens when you mix adrenaline, melanine and basketballs?  A fight! This type of unsportsmanlike conduct was just not what our good friend Dr. James Naismith had in mind when he invented basketball.  Basketball was invented as a game for Christian men who needed a break from study and hard [...]

Michelle Duggar suffered a miscarriage on Thursday, reported Jim Bob Duggar to US weekly.  The couple who has been under heavy media spotlight after announcing the expected bith of their 20th child made the announcement much to the heartbreak of many. “Earlier today at a routine doctor’s appointment, Michelle and [...]

If you have secret folders of whore pictures you’ve uploaded to share with your exboyfriends, women, be warned! Your husband will find out. There is no way to permanently delete anything on Facebook and a group of Christian programmers have discovered how to reveal your sins to the world, you [...]

Fat people are the greatest woe of this great nation.  Every year employers and tax payers must compenstate the gross 51% of Americans who are literally drowning in their own fat. In addition to musting up the air with their fatty, sweated oils and larding around, clogging up seat space in [...]

A 23-year-old woman named Lauren Scruggs is truly blessed today after she walked into a moving plane’s propellar and survived. Today’s harrowing tale with a bittersweet ending starts in Plano, Texas, where a beautiful, talented and outgoing 23-year-old’s life was suddenly changed following a rare incident that has FAA officials [...]

I am writing this article because people need to understand that Black Veil Brides send out a positive message, not a negative one. Let’s look at the song “Knives and Pens” first. This song tells the story of Andy Biersack’s (Not Beersack’s)childhood. Andy Biersack was bullied throughout his school years, [...]

Bored with all the revolutions and burning effigies of Obama, a group of typical Arabs browse the internet to find something else to get angry about and find racy pictures of Veena Malik with an offensive tattoo.  Oh, the humanity. Arabs are up in typical arms again, this time making [...]

X-Men First Class was full of plot holes, much like all standard Hollywood comic genre movies of today but perhaps the biggest, most illogical jump came in the 3rd act. In a portion of the movie that should reinforce good values and choices for the child audience watching the movie, [...]

As if there is nothing more annoying than seeing the supposed leader with the free world be lazy like the rest of his people, perhaps it’s seeing him be lazy with a known socialist that’s even worse. Even when he had a job, I did not like Bill Murray.  And [...]

Pakistan Declares War on the United States, Citizens Dance before Burning Rubble of United Nations Peacekeeping Helicopter – 24 Americans and Allies Dead The worst of American fears in the Middle East have been realized.  As Iran draws closer to completing a nuclear weapon that could be set off in the [...]

If there were anything that should convince parents to not let daughters go to Winter Prom, it would be this story.  Please take heed and remember that prom is a very dangerous ceremony where your daughter can get pregnant.  High school boys are rife with surging testosterone and dream of [...]

Sam Poueu From The Biggest loser is an inspiration to millions of people.  After remaining in relative silence following a fall from a building, Sam finally gave us all an update on Twitter.  It seems the smiling inspiration had only great words to say and continues to be a great [...]

The gay agenda is trying to claim another good Christian man named Derek Hough.  Today many gays are lapping their greedy wolf tongues and asking the question Is Derek Hough Gay? Just as was the case in 2009, 2010, and now 2011, Derek Hough is not choosing to be a [...]