A Prophetic Word on Hurricane Irene

August 25, 2011 4:37 pm21 comments
A Prophetic Word on Hurricane Irene

Whilst exalting in the aftershocks of the earthquake, an angelic messenger of God came to me and bestowed upon me the following prophetic vision: Hurricane Irene will rain devastation on America’s sinful, blasphemous coastal dwellers while the pious Midwestern folk will continue to bask in the glory of the Almighty. [...]

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Dubstep Video Game Gun Violence on the Rise

August 21, 2011 5:31 pm226 comments

“Dubstepping” is a dangerous new form of dance music that has turned into an occult.  While there are many things to blame for bad behavior in adolescence (television, homosexual friendly laws, perverse product marketing), consistently we find the two most dangerous things are video games and music. Perhaps it is [...]

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Most Hated Celebs of 2011 – Trystyn Edition

August 16, 2011 12:17 pm23 comments
Most Hated Celebs of 2011 – Trystyn Edition

Hey all! This is your fab and fantastic queen of Christianity, Trystyn Falls, and I’m here to hear who you think deserves to be on my top and tot “Most Hated Celebs of 2011″ list. All those other lists are so faux pas and break every rule of gossipy goodness. Let [...]

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Lady Gaga Is Found Dead

August 5, 2011 3:51 am25 comments
Lady Gaga Is Found Dead

Tragic news for the Screemo community as their premier Lady, Lady Gaga, has met an untimely demise. The singer, who was only 25, was born as Steven Germenatta but later changed identities to Stephani Germenatta. Already sites have eulogized this singer: Inspired by glam rock singers like David Bowie and [...]

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