Charlie Sheen quits Twitter today after we prayed for him.  We felt Sheen was becoming addicted to Twitter last week after he posted 5000 updates to his feed about random nonsense.  We tried calling him and then just decided to pray that he would leave Twitter, just like we made [...]

The Chinese have once again tried to cheat in the Olympics.  It was not good enough for them to try to cheat everyone in the 2008 Beijing Olympics, where we caught them: using genetic supersoldiers to gain an edge; using 12-year-old gymnasts to wow judges with the cutesy factor; sneaking [...]

In the country of Africa they practice a weird religion named Jamaica.  These people like to sit around all day and do drugs and sing their reggae music, usually songs about philosophical black topics about secretly shooting nice policemen (not very nice anddefinitelynot allowed) and trying to make their wives [...]

Sunnydale, CA – Area hipsters bask in unwashed glory at their new 666 Park, a new ‘Mecca’ of sorts where they plan to create a new version of religious shedding.  Local hipster James Alvarez reported, “Atheism is just too mainstream.  God hating needs to get back to its roots and [...]

This weekend riots broke out in London England. It happened because a youth was shot by the police. News reports tell us: Sirens could be heard across the city as authorities rushed reinforcements to the scene. In Tottenham shop windows were smashed as residents looted the stores, pushing shopping carts [...]

Little Miss Gossiper Satan has started up a new rumor mill, this time to cover-up the truth and get Christians off the scent trail of his favorite cappucino chugging musician:  Skrillex.  It seems wherever the scents of sweaty raver bodies covered up by Paris Hilton perfumes, all with but a [...]

Snooki has leaked pictures of herself taking Myspace angled shots and duckfaces, all while pregnant. The leaked nude Snooki pictures will not be found here because they are immoral! I am just wanting to address the issue to all you young ladies out there: why can’t you be moral and [...]

With the fresh homegrown smells of the 4th of July still in everyone’s minds, it is a great time to reflect on why America is the greatest country in the history of Earth. Back in the year 1776, Earth was ruled by a mean peopled named the European British.  It is [...]

Patrick Scwarzenegger was caught proving that Taylor Swift is one of the greatest Christian young women of modern times. She may even be a better all-American beauty than Amy Grant. In this very patriotic photo, GOP born and bred Patrick Schwarzenegger embraces Taylor Swift. This is how men and women [...]

The Dark Knight Rises is a innuendo laced name movie for the latest release in DC Comic’s Batman Franchise.  The Dark Knight “Rises” is a play on words, indicating how the Batman character gets sexual stimulation from donning tight black Corinthian leathers, then allowing himself to be pommeled and pulsed by [...]

Jason Terry has been drafted by the Boston Celtics. Why the Celtics want to keep stacking their rosters with old men who get injured is a mystery for the ages.

SNL host Tina Fey is moving away from acting and is the newest person to launch a ‘techno rap’ career.  After the chocolate-vanilla success of the Justin Bieber/Usher, Paris Hilton/Deadmau5 pairings, it would only make sense that other Hollywood celebrities start adopting black rappers to be their ‘producers’ so they [...]

There is a dangerous new game that is terrifying parents nationwide. The game is called the ‘salt and ice’ challenge and quite frankly, it may be the most sadistic game ever played. The game starts when school children place ice on their bodies and then put ice on top of [...]

If you Read the title this is obviously about music that most of christwire hates. Bands Such as Black Veil Brides. Now im not going to bash of christwire because they think there doing the right thing. just like i think im doing the right thing here. Music for me is Everything! A single [...]

A good Samaritan has returned over $13,000 that was found in a garbage can.  In this world where the economy is in turmoil and every penny truly counts, stories like these are always good to here.  You’d always assume that if you lost $13,000, you could kiss it good-bye. The story started when Kristy Allen