Is Your Daughter Pregnant With 9 Babies?

April 27, 2012 10:29 pm3 comments

There is a new Mexican street drug available called El Diario de Coahuila.  It is being passed around at high school parties and it increases the risk of your daughter becoming pregnant with up to 9 babies.  Today I ask you, is your daughter pregnant with 9 babies? Telemundo first [...]

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Justin Bieber Stabbed by Crazed Fan Outside N.Y.C. Nightclub, Hospitalized 2012

April 26, 2012 11:41 pm1 comment

Yesterday Justin Bieber stabbed by crazed fan outside N.Y.C. nightclub headlines hit the internet.  Liberal reporters stated that the attack on Bieber happened outside the Stony Pony, a notorious hangout where infamous flesh men routinely meat and slap sausages around. It turns out that this may all be an over [...]

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Mentally Ill Fan Stabs Justin Bieber in Back, Justin Bieber Hospitalized (Video)

10:55 am4 comments

Justin Bieber has been hospitalized because a mentally ill fan stabbed him in the back. The reports of the attack are apparently still coming in and the following video purportedly shows the event taking place. This is absolutely horrible news and we wish the best for Justin Bieber. Again, Justin [...]

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Justin Bieber Stabbed in Back By Crazy Fan (Video)

10:52 am1 comment

My campaign to make sure celebrities should only be men and women over 32 years old gets more proof today.  Justin Bieber has been attacked by a legion of excited fan girls and stabbed in the back.  The teenaged Canadian was in New York when a woman named Standayja Dawkins [...]

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Rare Amur Leopard Chimera Inherits Tupac Genome

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Rare Amur Leopard Chimera Inherits Tupac Genome

Last week, scientists were somehow able to use the power of Satan to necroseance the demon of rapper Tupac back from the dead. My heart raced in panic and fear when I sawed it! WARNING: IN THE FOLLOWING VIDEO, ATHEIST MAGICIANS HAS MIXED WITH MAGIC TO NECROSEANCE THE RAPPER TUPAC [...]

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Justin Bieber Stabbed in Back, Hospitalized, Due to Crazy BVB Fans

2:39 am24 comments

Innocent American teenager Justin Bieber was the latest victim of crazy, random attacks by a group of vampire afficiandos calling themselves the BVB army.  We can only assume BVB stands for Bite, Vein, Blood, which seems to fit the MO for these crazed black leather fad street gangs that are [...]

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Jon Lovitz on Obama

April 24, 2012 2:22 pm1 comment

Jon Lovitz on Obama is the premiere example of how liberals are double standard hypocrites. I make a minor critique of Obama and everybody is ready to call me names and say I just don’t like Obama because “Abe is a bigot”. Yet, you let someone like Jon Lovitz cuss [...]

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500-Year-Old Painting Stolen By Black Veil Brides Army, Given Back to Jewish Family

April 19, 2012 10:07 am30 comments

A 500-year-old painting stolen from France during a Black Veil Brides concert in the 1980s has finally been returned to the Jewish family who proved it was stolen illegally. US authorities were able to track the painting to hippy tent in Coachella, where a maurading group of youths calling themselves the [...]

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Does Vatican Nun Crackdown Prove Superiority of Protestantism?

April 18, 2012 10:49 pm3 comments
Does Vatican Nun Crackdown Prove Superiority of Protestantism?

FOR IT IS WRITTEN: America is One Nation, Und God, Indivisible with Liberty and Justice for All. Long ago, the first true Christian named Martin Luther declared one thing: there is nothting just about Catholocism! Scandals and lies!  How can a religion call itself just, when there are secret homosexuals [...]

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Pippa Middleton Legs Gapped Atop Dwarves and Strippers, Makes Lamborghini Fire While Drunk Texting Hillary Clinton

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The Royal Family is now hiding in shame after it’s been revealed that Pippa Middleton, the President Bill Clinton’s Bubba Clinton to Princes Kate’s royal pride, was out being a hussy.   New reports from France detail that Pippa Middleton had a saucy night in Paris, getting blitzed at a bar [...]

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Tim Tebow Booed By New York Yankee Atheists

April 17, 2012 8:53 am1 comment
Tim Tebow Booed By New York Yankee Atheists

Atheist fans of the New York Yankees booed Christian quarterback Tim Tebow.  Tebow, wearing a Yankees cap, was ministering to an urban youth named Dwayne Wade as he took in a baseball game.  During the game the sport’s stadium film crew feature Tim Tebow on the jumbotron, where Tim graciously [...]

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Hefty Michael Moore Shocks Beachgoers at Malibu’s Zuma Beach

April 14, 2012 4:25 am53 comments
Hefty Michael Moore Shocks Beachgoers at Malibu’s Zuma Beach

Beachgoers at Malibu, California’s Zuma Beach terrified by beached celebrity, Michael Moore reportedly able to free himself from beach chair after 40 minute rescue efforts. Malibu, CA – Fattened by the greedy pork barrels of liberalism, Michael Moore got an early start to his summer tanning at Malibu, California’s relaxed [...]

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Trayvon Teacher Fired for Fundraiser

April 10, 2012 1:58 pm2 comments

Justice has been served in Michigan.  A teacher hosting a fundraiser for Trayvon Martin has been fired.   The Trayvon Teacher Fired case as it’s now being called is a good one for precedent. Everyone is getting too worked up over this Trayvon Martin thing and just needs to simmer down.  [...]

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I Wrote A Book About My Struggles

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Read this to the very end and see if you can guess who I’m talking about! I WROTE A BOOK ABOUT MY STRUGGLES…….. There’s a surprise ending… I was born in one country, raised in another. My father was born in another country. I was not his only child. He [...]

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Trisomy 18 Syndrome Pictures, Santorum’s Daughter Bella Santorum Helps Bring Attention

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Trisomy 18 Syndrome Pictures, Santorum’s Daughter Bella Santorum Helps Bring Attention

While Trisomy 21 is generally known by the public as Down’s Syndrome, there is another condition called trisomy 18 that has gained attention in recent weeks. “Trisomy 18 is a genetic disorder in which a person has a third copy of material from chromosome 18, instead of the usual two [...]

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