My Dearest Comrades: Let me begin by saying that the pokemon series via the cartoon and video games have gone on way too long! As a matter of fact they’ve been on now for over twenty years! That’s way too long for those communist cartoonists to bathe our children’s brains in [...]

UPDATE:  Christwire Intern Matt Corington hospitalized after drinking tricky Mexican cleaner. It was only two years ago that Mexicans attempted to retake America by infecting their soldiers will the swine flu and then sending them here to our country, to have them smear unwashed lechuga hands all over our salad [...]

BREAKING NEWS… By Rev. Billy Ray Sunday <chris†wire> Tonight the Smith family of King City, California are asking for your prayers and the California Highway Patrol is asking for your help. Around 7:15 p.m. a hit & run driver collided with two pedestrians at E. San Antonio Drive and Broadway Street [...]

For over a week I tried to log onto my Facebook account but was denied. For security reasons the company required that I first identify friends from photos supposedly pulled from their image files on Facebook. The problem was their computer pulled photos and none were of my friends… or even human for that matter.

With 800 million members and climbing Mark Zuckerburg and Facebook’s internal security has lost control of the massive Facebook empire. The irony of this complete failure on Facebook’s part is not that Zuckerburg got his $20 billion dollar pay-out only now to be caught up in the Facebook IPO scandal, but the fact that Facebook aggressively claims it works hard to keep Facebook a safe social-networking site just over 24 hours ago the company was caught sending pornography to one of its 800 million users… me.

Police Officer Ross Hancock, of the Gwinett County Police was the first to arrive at the Atlanta Golf Center on Beaver Ruin Road. He said Laventure was running all around the range, through a nearby pond, half naked, out of his mind. Hancock’s partner first pulled his pepper spray. Hancock said of the zombie, “He didn’t even wipe his eyes, he just kept them open.”

That’s when the officer pulled out his Taser and the zombie went down, but then got right back up! “We had to Tase him approximately five more times on scene to get him down. It took several officers to hold him down to get him cuffed.” Hancock adds.

The Supreme Court passed ObummerCare, forcing many hardworking, perfectly healthy Americans to purchase health care, otherwise they’ll be taxed. This is another attempt by the Supreme Court to destroy America.

It is no longer safe to bring children to Target Stores. They have given in to the homogay devil with their decision to sell pro-gay marriage sodomy shirts.

In Blairsville, Georgia, a group known as the International Keystone Knights of the Ku Klux Klan Union County has become disgusted by the filth seen on Highway 515 in the Appalachian Mountains. The group has decided to do something about litter on the road by joining Georgia’s “Adopt-A-Highway” program for litter removal. This is a 23 year old program in the state that honors civic groups that take time out of their busy schedules to pick up trash by honoring that group with a sign.

Coming off the high of changing the Earth by clicking like on any story labeled Kony 2012, the collective mass of bored Facebook users voted late Thursday to make a new official zombie rights cause that everyone must like to prove they are open-minded and proactive. http://zombierightscampaign.org/ To date the [...]

As Miami suffers through a Second Zombie Attack, America has to ask ‘How much did Obama and the Center for Disease Control (CDC) know? When did they know and why didn’t they tell us of the very real danger’?
That’s right the zombie plague has spread across America. Yesterday, Brandon DeLeon, a North Miami Beach man, was arrested by two North Miami Beach police officers. Once in jail, he growled at officers, banged his head repeatedly on the holding cell, and tried to eat one officers hand. Officers believe he was under the influence of a synthetic drug, such as Bath Salts.