A Florida women has crashed her car because she was shaving her whonanny. Why she would think it is a good idea to put a razor down there while driving is beyond me. According to reports, like a typical woman she got distracted but what she was distracted with is [...]

St. Petersburg, Fla – Alarming news from Florida, where authorities report a rogue monkey is on the loose. So far the nimble primate has used unprecedented feats of agility to elude cops and avoid capture. According to reports, the monkey has been at large for more than a year. It [...]

My friends as we know, the Japanese are a vile people before God who do perverted things to their children. We have seen them with their immoral poopsies songs and fornicate their kids with squid anime pornography, but never in a million years did I suspect we would catch them [...]

I remember taking my children to SeaWorld expecting to see all of God’s marine life inspiring all of us while making us “awe” at how amazing God’s creation is. When I got there I was shocked at how many abominations are on display! They actually had creatures of the Devil [...]

JEFFERSON CITY, MO – Adam Wainwright sometimes looks like he’s sniffing his glove between pitches. The St. Louis Cardinals pitcher often is actually talking to God. For Wainwright, prayer is an integral part of his rising career — before games, during them, and even as post-season awards are being passed [...]

Our friend Tyson Bowers already proved how black people are animals, even if they have salaries to live the highlife. As Bowers astutely declared, “This is showing now matter how rich or “civilized” the blacks become, they are still violent and do not belong in modern society.” So it should [...]

Craigslist is a new dangerous site that allows people to sell merchandise without much regulation. The danger of this practice reached forte for one young woman, from Iowa, who received an unbelievable level of phone calls after someone posted her phone number to a fake Craigslist sex ad.

A man was forced to cut off his ex-girlfriend’s fingers after a domestic altercation that involved two knives and a baseball bat. Not many more details are known on this case so far, though the boyfriend still remains at large and considered to be on the run.

Even robbers are losing their morals and decency these days.  Franklin police report that a 54-year-old subject covered his head with used woman’s panties as he robbed a gas station for cash and cigarettes. Here’s the video:

The Rev of band Avenged Sevenfold was found dead in his Huntington Beach home today.  He was 28. The Rev’s actual name is James Owen Sullivan, who was found “unresponsive”  by unconfirmed parties. While natural causes are currently being listed as the cause of death, an autopsy has been scheduled [...]

A Black Muslim terrorist from Nigeria attempted to blow up Flight 253 to Detroit today. Obama was conveniently “on vacation” in Hawaii. From the Money Times: Al-Qaeda terrorist attacks Delta flight, arrested by Ishita Sood – December 26, 2009 – 0 comments Bookmark and Share New York, December 26 – [...]

My White Christian American friends, It is with a sad and heavy heart that I write to you today. Our friends over at Fox News have reported on this sad, and disburbing tail of an officer of the law being persecuted for attempting to uphold justice. Yesterday, this brave, unnamed [...]

My White Christian Friends, I am pleased and surprised to announce that a little tribe in Africa is finally taking the right steps towards ridding the world of Homogayality. This little village of quonset huts named Uganda is attempting to pass a bill that will make Homogayality illegal! Oh, bless [...]

My White Christian Friends, I am pleased and surprised to announce that a little tribe in Africa is finally taking the right steps towards ridding the world of Homogayality. This little village of quonset huts named Uganda is attempting to pass a bill that will make Homogayality illegal! Oh, bless [...]

My friends, we all know that Europe is full of lazy, atheistic, drug-loving, sweatty, sexual deviants, but there latest act of apatheticity is just dispickable. We see hear that now Europe is refusing to assist America in the War on Terror in Afghanistan. Perhaps they have already forgotten 9/11, not [...]