ABC Dancing with the Stars 2009 is now at the point in time where you can vote online for the winner. Last season we were all shocked and disgusted by Marc Ballas’ misappropriate pants action after a close dance with gymnast Shawn Johnson. As the competition has withered down this [...]

We all know that ni – socialists like Hussein Obama cannot be trusted, for they are a vile, veil evil race that love to push their homogay atheist agenda on us all. And now, he is furthering this web of deceit by furthering his agenda of forcing schools to teach [...]

Dirty little communists who double sinned by buying un-American iPhones and then jailbreaking them with illegal technology have been judged. Last week a holy virus entered the phones, infecting them with all sorts of demonic electronically transmitted diseases that has left them broke. Hah! Hopefully this will happen to every [...]

We have more examples of bigotry in the headlines today. A moral Massachusetts man named Peter Vidala informed a woman that he worked with that her marriage to another woman was wrong. This fact is proved by the Bible: If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with [...]

Sesame Street has become a liberal show that teaches our children how to hate their country. They have made Cookie Monster turn into an unnatural vegan while Burt and Ernie are allowed to hold hands. Sickos. What took the cake is last week when Sesame Street showed bias against Fox [...]

There are Tom Cruise dead rumors going around today. Rest assured, the actor is alive and well, even though his beliefs are just nonsense.

CBS is a very aged news organization that does not “get” the modern culture. They try to act all hip but the fact of the matter is that their points of view are consistent antiquated and belong in the 90s. America has progressed to an age of conservatism. CBS needs [...]

We have more proof that PBS, Public Broadcasting System, is communist and exploiting our children with dangerous propaganda. PBS is in the pockets of powerful Democrat senators who have taken over Sesame Street. They have created a campaign to convince children that the most fair and balanced news organization, Fox [...]

Scientists have now made the ultimate offense to nature by creating parentless children. They have bypassed our natural designs to get married and then use our secret parts to create babies. create a free poll on pollsb.com As you know, every man contains a homonculus baby within his seed of [...]

As prophesied yesterday, the Angels have defeated the Yankees in game 5 of the ALCS. Note that the angels overcame a 6 run deficit (six being Satan’s favorite number) in the Sevent inning (one of God’s favorite numbers). They did it with 3 consecutive runs (3 being God’s favorite numbers). [...]

Our friends in the Town of Tonawanda have shut down a scary haunted house that has spooked innocent children now for 15 years. Hooray! Halloween started off as a Christian holiday but much like atheists are trying to do with Christmas, it has been robbed and hijacked! Let us hope [...]

Today our research interns have come upon more proof that Satan is trying to subliminally spread his evolution agenda to our children. As you know, devil-friendly individuals such as Richard Dawkins and PZ Meyers believe in evolution. They believe the universe magically created itself and that all life somehow “evolved” [...]

There were some engaging headlines that Kanye West may have died in a car crash! To verify this I contacted my sources in Hollywood and unfortunately the story is not true, it is just rumors. Several weeks ago Kanye West gained international fame after storming the stage during an awards [...]

Woe unto our great Christian nation! For our sins of electing Barack Hussein Obama into office, we have had a great plague of ladybugs cast upon our nation. Now every home will have a ladybug infestation. In the old days swarms of locusts used to ravage crops and cause great [...]

Democraps are claiming that their communist national healthcare will cost “only” no more than $900,000,000,000.00. “Only”. With that much money we could conquer Iran to bring safety to the dear people in the region and bring new energy to the world with oil.