Financial Turmoil In Europe Leads To Homosexuality Being Made Mandatory In All EU States

June 4, 2012 6:38 pm126 comments

Almost 4 million Americans are now in Europe and many are said to be cowering in their hotel rooms, terrified of the sickening perversion taking place all around them.

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ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE REPORT: Miami Bath Salt Zombies Continue to Spread Across Nation. Reports on the Rise

June 2, 2012 2:15 am75 comments
ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE REPORT: Miami Bath Salt Zombies Continue to Spread Across Nation. Reports on the Rise

Since I first broke the news of the impending Zombie Apocalypse that is being fueled by Miami Bath Salt and Sodomy, I have been inundated with reports of other zombie attacks from around the nation. I have been just as amazed by people that are more interested in complaining about how sodomy has nothing to do with this apocalypse. These Liberal Atheist Sodomites (LAS) will see how right I am when they are being sodomized by a homogay zombie while having their brains eatten from their still living body.

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Cannibalism Reports in Los Angels Feared Linked to “Zombie” Attacks in Florida and Texas…

June 1, 2012 12:03 am25 comments
Cannibalism Reports in Los Angels Feared Linked to “Zombie” Attacks in Florida and Texas…

Dr. Nguyen added “We are working closely with CDC officials to determine if the few cases of cannibalism reported late last night in Los Angeles are linked to the spread of the Zombie Pathogen.

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Second Zombie Attack in Texas, Zombie Plague Spreads.

May 29, 2012 1:32 pm45 comments
Second Zombie Attack in Texas, Zombie Plague Spreads.

Police Officers were called to San Antonio home early Sunday to find Otty Sanchez, sitting on the couch with a stab wound to her chest and her throat slashed, screaming “I killed my baby! I killed my baby!” On the floor was her dead bloody baby. The 3 1/2-week-old boy lay dismembered in the bedroom, three of his toes had been chewed off, his face torn away, his head severed and his brains ripped out. The zombie mother had apparently ate the child’s brain and some other body parts before stabbing herself.

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Miami Bath Salts Lead to Sodomy Induced Zombie Apocalypse

2:55 am176 comments
Miami Bath Salts Lead to Sodomy Induced Zombie Apocalypse

On Friday the police responded to the 911 call that two naked men were fighting on a bike path along the Causeway. When the police officer finally responded around 2 pm he found a naked man lying on top of the other naked man eating his face. The man growled at the officer, and then returned to eating the victims face, mainly his victim’s nose and eyeballs. The officer then used his service weapon and shot the man, but the gunshot had no effect. But one has to wonder why was the zombie and victim naked? SODOMY. Sodomy is at the heart of ALL evil.

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The Trayvoning Trend: The New Planking

May 20, 2012 10:49 pm141 comments
The Trayvoning Trend: The New Planking

Months ago a mexican Jew shot a young teen black in their Florida nieghborhood. Zimmerman thought the black teen that was dressed only in a hoodie, was a robber that had victimized several local houses. But now many teens are taking this incident and turning it into a new social media picture trend. They will take pictures of their selves on the ground wearing a hoodie, with a Ice T in one hand and a sack of skittles in the other.

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Ron Paul Supporters Advocate “Laissez Faire” Sexuality in Cheap Political Ploy for Votes

May 13, 2012 8:19 pm4 comments
Ron Paul Supporters Advocate “Laissez Faire” Sexuality in Cheap Political Ploy for Votes

“I was standing next to a woman who had a Ron Paul 2012 shirt on when I overheard her talking strategy. I told her that she didn’t deserve to be a delegate because Dr. Paul had lost the primary votes. She turned to me and said, ‘It’s not about the votes, cunt! It’s about the delegates!’ She then glanced at my posterior and said, ‘Although I wouldn’t mind Dele-getting a piece of that ASS!’ I was appalled! How dare these sexual degenerates try to infiltrate our righteous party in the name of free markets and free love!”

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The Woman Known as “Butt-Plug Annie” in the LGBT World Speaks Out…

May 11, 2012 8:57 pm129 comments
The Woman Known as “Butt-Plug Annie” in the LGBT World Speaks Out…

“> The Scene in Front of Lincoln, NE City Hall Rev. Billy Ray Sunday <chris†wire> In the dark seedy twisted semen-drenched world of the LGBT community where back alley hook-ups are as common as back door action, where the omnipresent stench of scented lubricants and feces is inescapable and where [...]

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Miley Cyrus Finally Does Something Right

May 4, 2012 1:46 pm11 comments
Miley Cyrus Finally Does Something Right

The news is that she adopted a dog that she found. He is a Rottweiler/Beagle mix puppy , and was found in a box outside of a Walmart store. She later tweeted:

“He was left in a box in front of Walmart. I don’t understand how people can be so cruel. That’s why we named him Happy,”

She then sent her boyfriend, Liam Hemsworth, the star of the sinful ‘The Hunger Games’ movie , to buy some dog supplies. As a dog lover and an older woman that doesn’t want to see more young women go down the wrong route I applaude her for finally making a good life decision.

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Obama Plan for Oil Speculators Is a Big Fat Disappointment

April 17, 2012 10:57 pm23 comments
Obama Plan for Oil Speculators Is a Big Fat Disappointment

So he is going to spend $52 million dollars of my money and your money? How about he just makes it illegal for these rich D-bags to artificially drive up prices. How damned hard is that? I mean you are the damned president!!!
Obama it is time to get off your half black ass and do something for this country, cause if you don’t this time next year I am gonna be writing about Mit Romney’s Mormon ass pissing me of.

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Gay Plague Spreads Throughout US – Teen Pregnancy Rates at All-time Low!

April 10, 2012 11:36 pm18 comments
Gay Plague Spreads Throughout US – Teen Pregnancy Rates at All-time Low!

According to a report published by the Center for Disease Control (CDC) the rate of teen pregnancies in the US has dropped dramatically. That would normally be wonderful news but in this case the CDC attributes the drop in pregnancies to an explosion in a homosexual plague that threatens much of the US already.

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Emo-Sodomite: The New Evil Face of Emosexuality and Other Evils

April 8, 2012 11:56 pm141 comments
Emo-Sodomite: The New Evil Face of Emosexuality and Other Evils

One of the biggest threats from emosexuals has been their blurring of the sexes. Men dress like women and the women dress either like men or like slutty whorelots. But now the emosexual males have decided to join with homosexuals to create a new breed of pervert known as the Emosodomite.
This is the great sin that God warned us of in the bible. Sodomy is a sin and and an abomination unto God. But thes godless emosexuals embrace this sin just as they do other males. As I understand this is spreading to all young emosexual males. If your son is an emosexual please talk to him and tell him sodomy is wrong and a one way ticket to eternal damnation.

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Susan B, Xenu, Beloved Christian Author Dead at 81

April 1, 2012 1:31 am518 comments
Susan B, Xenu, Beloved Christian Author Dead at 81

Susan B, Xenu, Beloved Christian Author Dead at 81 -Chuck D. Finley Atlanta – It is a sad day here in the Atlanta Christwire office, as well as the other offices around the country. It is also a sad day for all of Christiandom, the internet and society as a [...]

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The Hunger Games Star is To Fat

March 30, 2012 12:29 pm160 comments
The Hunger Games Star is To Fat

Christwire has been telling you how evil this new Hunger Games movie and book series is. But now there is news from the world of the emosexual hunger game fans. People are complaining about how fat the star Jenifer Lawrence is.

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Justifiable Homicide… The Trayvon Martin Case!

2:51 am4 comments
Justifiable Homicide… The Trayvon Martin Case!

Our lawmakers are hard at work and just can’t be bothered by every mom and dad whose gangster-felon son get’s whacked during the commission of a felony. Even when the intended victim is a white who merely exercises his God-given Second Amendment Rights (which grants all America’s the right to own firearms) and who happens to dispatch a felon during the commission of that crime.

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