Anatomy of a Teen-aged Thrill Killer

February 11, 2012 3:04 am69 comments
Anatomy of a Teen-aged Thrill Killer

It is a horrific crime for such a young girl to carry out, but even more shocking is the premeditation Bustamante exhibited. With her large pretty eyes, beautiful auburn hair and freckled face Bustamante admitted that she killed Olten… “Just to see what it felt like.”

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BREAKING NEWS: ANONYMOUS HACKS CIA & U.N. COMPUTERS

3:04 am49 comments
BREAKING NEWS: ANONYMOUS HACKS CIA & U.N. COMPUTERS

It’s a chilling reality for Americans who are questioning just how secure so called “secure Websites” are. James Canfield with Google posed this question… “If the U.S. government can’t keep their Websites and phone lines secure from these evildoers then no one is safe.” So far the U.S. government has been helpless and vulnerable to these attacks. Law enforcement efforts to identify and take down this Godless hacker group so far appear inept.

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China Reports Kim Jong Un is Dead Via Weibo (Knockoff Pirated Communist Version of Twitter)

February 10, 2012 3:24 pm11 comments

The Chinese are up to their usual tricks of thievery and chaos. Today, the Chinese government revealed they downloaded Twitter’s source code from notorious pirating site “The Pirate Bay” and instantly used the service to cause massive torture and chaos for the people of North Korea. Only several weeks ago, [...]

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Armageddon 2012: God’s Plan to Destroy & Repopulate the Earth

February 8, 2012 3:16 pm32 comments
Armageddon 2012: God’s Plan to Destroy & Repopulate the Earth

Is your family prepared for the approaching holocaust?

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Pakistians Capture God’s Whale Shark And Hold It Up On Display

February 7, 2012 6:14 pm106 comments
The Pakistians hoisting the whale shark up onto their fishing nets

Friends, I  don’t want to startle you fellow Christians or anything, but the evil country, Pakistan, caught one of God’s most gentle of creatures,The Whale Shark. But, not only did they catch it, they brutally beat it to death, and then put it up on fishing nets to display it [...]

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Lando Calrissian Dead at 75 due to Suicide.

February 6, 2012 12:47 am38 comments
Lando Calrissian Dead at 75 due to Suicide.

In a galaxy far far away called the early 1980’s Lando Calrissian was famous. He had stared in the three Star Wars movies and was a big name. He had left the black music show that he had started in the 1970’s called Soul Train, for the bright lights of [...]

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President Obama’s Human Rights Agenda derailed in Uganda! Ugandan Parliament & Church Officials in Uproar over Homogays…

February 4, 2012 7:30 pm15 comments
President Obama’s Human Rights Agenda derailed in Uganda! Ugandan Parliament & Church Officials in Uproar over Homogays…

BREAKING NEWS      U.S. Deputy Secretary of State James Steinberg is greeted by President Yoweri Museveni of Uganda. KAMPALA – President Obama has sent a very clear message to the Ugandan government that it must clean up its Human Rights violations or face loosing U.S. aid to this poverty stricken African [...]

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Hidden Behind the Cross – Walmart Satan’s Outpost of Hell on Earth… EXPOSED!

February 3, 2012 2:24 pm0 comments
Hidden Behind the Cross – Walmart Satan’s Outpost of Hell on Earth… EXPOSED!

Would Jesus shop at Walmart By Brother Johnathan Bane BJ Ministries Augora Hills, California “If people are forced to work in factories for little to no pay, people can get bad products at a cheaper price.” Upton Sinclair, 1906 (Commenting on his business model) Walmart was once known as a [...]

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Hidden Behind the Cross – Walmart Satan’s Outpost of Hell on Earth… EXPOSED!

February 2, 2012 4:50 pm5 comments
Hidden Behind the Cross – Walmart Satan’s Outpost of Hell on Earth… EXPOSED!

Would Jesus shop at Walmart By Brother Johnathan Bane BJ Ministries Augora Hills, California “If people are forced to work in factories for little to no pay, people can get bad products at a cheaper price.” Upton Sinclair, 1906 (Commenting on his business model) Walmart was once known as a [...]

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Egypt Soccer Riot Further Proof of Need for US Occupation, 74 Dead

5:06 am11 comments
Egypt Soccer Riot Further Proof of Need for US Occupation, 74 Dead

*74 People Dead in Egypt Soccer Riot *American Peacekeepers forced out of country only two days before *Egyptians desperately need American soldiers and interim American governors to occupy Cairo and protect them The oil rich country of Egypt is under massive duress.  Crimes against humanity have broken out in the country that America [...]

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Snookie Pregnant and Not Wearing Makeup

4:49 am8 comments
Snookie Pregnant and Not Wearing Makeup

Maury Povic is planning a “Who Da Baby Daddy?” celebrity special to compete with the Super Bowl.  The guest of honor:  Snooki. The headline:  Is Snooki Pregnant?  While Snooki’s reps are trying to keep this juicy story under wraps, the trends and data for people of Snooki’s demographic prove she [...]

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God Prepares to Explode Lava Dome in Cleveland Volcano if Gay Marriage Approved in Washington

4:10 am97 comments
God Prepares to Explode Lava Dome in Cleveland Volcano if Gay Marriage Approved in Washington

The countdown clock has been started! God’s anger is brewing and the next move is ours, America! Behold the power of your God! This is the scene of of Cleveland volcano in Alaska!  God has made a joke of the icebergs and with but a huff of his heated breath, [...]

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Avril and Brody Caught Terrorizing West Hollywood

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Avril and Brody Caught Terrorizing West Hollywood

Canadian power Christians Avril and Brody were seen flaunting their normal relationship in West Hollywood. According to news reports, chaos and disorder fell into a gay West Hollywood restaurant when the loving couple ripped inside and Brody pulled out a chair for his Christian folk singing girlfriend Avril Lavigne. One [...]

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Scandinavia: Home of Emosexuality, Atheism, and Pretentiousness

February 1, 2012 7:56 pm74 comments
Scandinavia: Home of Emosexuality, Atheism, and Pretentiousness

Scandinavia is a continent full of deceptively beautiful people and deceptively beautiful landscapes. Everyone is tall, blonde, pale and thin. The images we see look like they’re from some fairytale adventure land. But there’s more than meets the eye. Canada’s neighbor to the east, Scandinavia seems to have adopted many of Canada’s sins, but ramped it up to eleven.

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Hidden Behind the Cross – Exclusive to ChrisTwire

January 30, 2012 11:14 pm22 comments
Hidden Behind the Cross – Exclusive to ChrisTwire

† Hidden Behind the Cross† Wal-Mart… Satan’s Outpost of Hell on Earth! An Exclusive Report to chris†wire…   By Brother Johnathan Bane BJ Ministries Augora Hills, California   January 30, 2012   Sidebar: ¹“Today I’m ready to join the ranks of all right–thinking people the world over in declaring Wal-Mart [...]

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