Chuffiness. The act of fat-faced Democrats living off the fat of the land and claiming they are not greedy. Observe. The shake their jowls and spittle out grease-lard fat and even more pugnent, unhealthy lies that clog up the arteries of morality that is supposed to make freedom course through [...]

Twitter is blowing up with claims of rapper Too Short died.  Despite not being surprised learning about the death of yet another gangster rapper it seems that Too Short is alive and well.  The “Straight from Oakland” and “Please Hammer Don’t Hurt Em” rapper is alive and well, joking about [...]

Christopher Walken is the latest celebrity to “lawyer up” as LAPD has reopened a case involving the death of the lovely actress Natalie Wood. In 1981, Christopher Walken and husband RJ Wagner were on a boat with Natalie Wood.  Wagner and Wood were married to each other but on the [...]

  See latest photos »  ‘President Barack Obama Wednesday said even God wanted to put Americans back to work, invoking divine blessing for his joust with Republicans over measures designed to slice into high unemployment.’ Today United States president Barack Obama revealed that God spoke to him, telling him that [...]

In news that is not surprising to anyone, Kim Kardashian is pulling a Gwyneth.  Kim Kardashian divorce odds in Vegas are paying off for those who put their chips on ‘not longer than it took to order the cake’. Kris Humphries mistake was that he was looking for a wife, [...]

Christ video game asks players not to save the world but to destroy it October 1, 2011 Ejz Games, the creators of the Atheist Video Game, are developing their Magnum Opus in a new game entitled Christ. The game depicts “every Christian’s worst nightmare” of the Christ figure not as [...]

Alabama Wants to Send Criminals to Church, ACLU Says NO. by Chuck D. Finley BAY MINETTE, AL (AP) – This wonderful town in south Alabama wants to do something about prison over crowding. They have come up with a great idea for how to keep massive amounts of Blacks and [...]

It is being reported that the singer for the band Black Veal Brides has finally been called home by his demonic master, departing this earth for his eternity in hell. Today Emosexual band Black Veal Brides were playing at their latest concert in a mall food court when possessed be [...]

I don’t know about you, but my emails has been taken over lately by companys such as GroupOn and LivingSocially. For those not familiar with such evil organizations, let me briefly describe how they supposedly work. Basically, its generally small businesses run by hardworking Americans that get suckered into partnering [...]

In this mugshot stands Obama, a fugitive from deportation since 1992. For years now every proper news outlet has called for Obama to be impeached because he is an illegal alien and finally, there is proof. Obama’s real name is Onyango Obama, which sounds like some trouble goobledy speak as [...]

It is being reported that in Rubiato Town, Brazil a 16 year old boy has died of the vile act of self fornication. The boy died after a furious bout of self fornication after touching himself inappropriately 42 times in a row! “Stop touching yourself kid!” The mother of the [...]

Poughkeepsie, New York – The New York blacks are being predictable and robbing everyone in face of Hurricane Irene.  New York is renown for its impressive crime rates, but now that a national event is taking place much as seen in the notorious LA riots and post-Katrina mayhem, blacks are [...]

Whilst exalting in the aftershocks of the earthquake, an angelic messenger of God came to me and bestowed upon me the following prophetic vision: Hurricane Irene will rain devastation on America’s sinful, blasphemous coastal dwellers while the pious Midwestern folk will continue to bask in the glory of the Almighty. [...]

Lynchburg, Virginia – As the US economy continues to tank, credit card giant Visa has taken a proactive tough-love approach in assuring US citizens their waning likelihood of buying extravagant items that far exceed their needs or salary. As many families along the Eastern seaboard discovered early Saturday, Visa is [...]

In a defiant act of retardation, Kansas has once again proved why its cities cannot afford to repave their streets and their largest national monument is a the largest ball of cisal twine in Cawker City. With such raving tourist attractions and infrastructure, it should come as no surprise the [...]