Tragic news for the Screemo community as their premier Lady, Lady Gaga, has met an untimely demise. The singer, who was only 25, was born as Steven Germenatta but later changed identities to Stephani Germenatta. Already sites have eulogized this singer: Inspired by glam rock singers like David Bowie and [...]

The Angel of Death has rang his death bell again. This time the horrible sinner Lady Gaga has been found dead in his home. Lady Gaga, a tranpanning Mexican, died in his home in Medellín, Columbia. Many people did not know Gayga is Mexigay but now you do. For years [...]

The Oaxaca plot to steal all Facebook logins continues this week, today with Mexican scripters using upgraded Apple IIe computers to access the internet. As the ability of Mexicans to get online with such machines is not highly likely, the Chinese or Russians may be conspiring with Mexicans in their [...]

As the US economy teeters between a good credit rating and bad credit rating, common sense is starting to seep into DC.  That is, except for the luxury seat that holds Senate Majority Leader Eric Boehner. Boehner is a bonehead.  Let’s put it plain and simple.  Harry Reid, the top [...]

Sots NBC is being regaled as the potential saving grace for wise American investment. But is the show instead a primer for Americans slowly accepting Chinese power and prestige in the new century. Squawk on the street, or SOTS CNBC, is a new television show that is supposed to give [...]

In a very predictable display of amazingly nefarious greed, super-Jewish bankers Greenspan and Volker today announced they have had enough of the Gentiles ruining their country of America. Already with mastery over Hollywood, the Media, Law and banking in America, today the Jewish Community announced it would revitalize a new [...]

Editor’s Note: Thousands of angry emails from confused readers and homogays are pouring in, stating protest and questions against the allegations. Please calmly google “Santorum” and look at the top search result. You will see the top result is a shocker and you need to know why.   In an [...]

The Stock Market Crash Today is the worst seen since another lame democrat, Franklin Roosevelt, hobbled in office and made America weak with scandal, Trotsky fellating and failure to nuke Nazi Germany. The American dollar grows weaker by the day. The Japanese Yen and whatever the Chinese are using for [...]

As the world still mourns for the horrific terror attacks in Norway, a young teenaged girl speaks out on how she managed to survive the ordeal.  In her harrowing account, Ingvild Stunsrud  details how the Norweigan terrorist Anders Brevik dressed as an officer and trapped her, along with other people, [...]

As most of you already know, the campaign to put Alex K Keating in the White House in 2012 has been in full swing lately, and I have been pounding the pavement, shaking hands, kissing babies (In a totally non-homogay way) and riding trains all over our great nation. Everywhere [...]

Burlesque is a new term that’s springing from the dirtiest streets of Queens New York, the new gay capital of America. Apparently, the homohuffing community is toking back on fats and doing anti-diets, so their bodies can become ‘burlesque’ and then they have twinkie time with each other. Like most [...]

In a unanimous decision, the Supreme Court confirmed what Christians have long known; women are better suited to home and hearth and do not have the capacity or skills to take jobs from men. The U.S. Supreme Court in Wal-Mart v. Dukes decided the largest workplace discrimination case in history. [...]

OH DEAR LORD IN HEAVEN, looking down on your fair creation, I know today you weep as you look upon the Japanese. I am so sorry for you! I don’t know if the Japanese are born messed up, possibly from those megatons of American pride we dropped on them in [...]

Due to a lack in Christianity in the Republican field of presidential hopefuls, I have been forced into making an announcement. Last week myself and the award winning staff here at Christwire formed an exploratory committee delving into the possibility that I, Alex K Keating, will seek the Republican nomination [...]

Centuries ago our holy ancestors left the cesspit of sin that was England, for an unknown land of pagan savages, bears, and starvation. Through time our forefathers slowly made their colonies into the greatest nation on Earth. Unfortunately we had a few stumbling blocks along the way. Notably the British. [...]