An eight-year old boy has behavioral issues.  In a rage one day, he tears through his classroom, knocking over desks and even charging at teachers with a fashioned wooden ‘weapon’. The teachers call the cops and the cops pepper spray the kid.  Is such action justified, when an 8-year-old child [...]

Muammar Gaddafi feels like a betrayed lover. He thought is Muslim counterpart, Barack Hussein Obama, would never stand up and do the right thing. Gaddafi thought that Obama would let genocide take place in Libya, but Obama betrayed Gaddafi just like he has betrayed America. And Gaddafi is scorned. The [...]

Before the NCAA tournament brackets were even announced chrisTwire predicted the results. As predicted, unholy schools like Harvard and Washington State University did not make the tournament. They were relegated to the “we are playing for 69th place” NIT. First round updates: Red state school Texas defeated Gay Area Oakland [...]

In a surprise move the very liberal National Organization for Women (NOW) has endorsed Sarah Palins bid to be the 45th president. Assuming woman’s suffrage will successfully be eliminated by the election cycle the militant group NOW’s only hope is to back Sarah Palin. Recently the liberal and unfunny opposite [...]

Even the New Agers understand the simple maxim: If you don’t get the message the first time, God will deliver it again (although New Agers, not understanding God, call Him “Source” or “Gaia”). Well, God has delivered on his promise, and the terrible tsunamis in Japan are driving the message [...]

In breaking news, heathen rapper and gangster persona Nate Doggy Dog suffered from God’s wrath Tuesday when a stroke abruptly ended his music career and any other plans he had for the future.

Last Sunday three Orthodox Jewish travelers sparked fears on a flight from Mexico City to Los Angeles. The men were questioned, their bags searched, and it was determined they were not a threat according to the FBI. “Alaska Airlines embraces the cultural and religious diversity of our passengers and employees. [...]

Is every person on Earth truly born equal? This question has long been answered by the people, which shows that God has love for all people whether they be black, Asian, Mexican toned or normal. All are precious before the Lord, so it is hurtful to see all the racist [...]

A few weeks ago chrisTwire sources were the first to reveal Asia’s plot to destroy our Caucasian Sun. Yesterday Chinese TV revealed the Asian sun to the masses for the first time According to Jim Kaler, the University of Illinois astronomer: “The case of a second sun 3 degrees and [...]

Brandon Davies was dismissed from BYU’s basketball team after he admitted to having consentual sexual relations with his girlfriend, the Salt Lake Tribune reported. BYU’s honor code forbids students from having premarital sex and instructs them to “live a chaste and virtuous life.” The newspaper reported that Davies met with [...]

Wisconsin Governor, Scott Walker, innocently accepted a call from whom he thought was a conservative supporter, but in fact was a poe-holer. Because conservatives and fundamentalist have a built in immunity to poe-holing, much has been written and reported regarding the 20 minute conversation between the Wisconsin governor and Ian [...]

After countless scandals of corruption and perversions New York City Councilwoman Julissa Ferreras is again making headlines. In a show of typical feminazi hatred she is using Craig’s List to sell Queens statue, “Triumph of Civic Virtue”, according to AP wire reports. The statue, crafted more than 100 years ago, [...]

The Sleeping Dragon of Red Chinese Communism has awakened and  it has already found the most deadly fire to rain upon the home of each and every American. China has long sought to overtake America, but like the rest of the world cowers beneath the clouds of our nuclear might. [...]

Muslim pirate teenager Abduwali Abdukhadir Muse was sentenced New York today to 34 years in federal prison for piracy on the high-seas. During his sentence he revealed how his Muslim leaders forced him into attacking America against his will: I’m sorry very much for what happened to victims on ship. [...]

The mean Pharoah of Foolishness has fallen and the Egyptian people are now free from a dictator. Now with Mubarak out of the mix, we can next cripple the Egyptian army with a mighty explosion that ushers in a new era of peace. It is said that change is swift [...]