Hip hop fans are expressing grief on social media site Twitter after learning long time hip-hop performer Lil Kim was dead.  Lil Kim’s cause of death is thought to be generally poor taste and communicable disease.  As fate would have it, the storied peformer died on the same day as [...]

These are the basics of dubstepping. Sometime while you are having your requisite seizures, Satan will go ahead and possess you to have even more and then shoot up drugs, grind your pelvises into each other and claim rave music is worthwhile.

Toronto, Ontario – Grocery store products reveal that Canadians have Japanese-esque homosexual tendency.  In this marketplace, a winebag of milk displays “Tastes like Homo”.  Canadian locals admit their milk has a thick, salty and yet intestinally musky consistency about it, with a splash of mango, and to that is known as [...]

Brave US troops cheer as finally the Mission Accomplished banner is fully earned.  On September 11, 2001, President George W. Bush vowed that the US army would smoke all terrorists out of Iraq.  Only 10 years later, we have done just that. The brave men and women of the US [...]

The other day at Church, my Beloved Comrade In Christ, Paul, approached me with a vile dilemma that was plaguing his life, and he asked me for advice. He said, “My Dear Partner, Christopher, whom I hold so close to my Heart, there is a terrible sinister presence of satan [...]

This is the famous atheist physician, Richard Fineman. Look at him. Look at his doughy skin, his beady eyes and his blank face. Look at his finely coiffed hair. Something isn’t right with this image. Mr. Fineman, best known for doing science that involves incredibly complicated math, doesn’t seem fully [...]

Warning! The following article possesses graphic depictions of the female body. I advise you to pray before reading and send all women and children out of the room. If this article provokes seizures or fainting from the horrors of the images you are about to see I will not pay [...]

Liberals once again trying to strike “In God We Trust” off the fabric of America. What gets me is they try to say it’s not Constitutional, when the Supreme Court stated otherwise. They just hate religion and want to use litigation to destroy freedom of religion and the national identity [...]

Now that they have gotten away with murder, Casey Anthony and her lawyer pimps are thumbing their thumbs at America, flipping us the bird and smiling while they live the high life.  Pictures are going to be worth thousands of words.  Kick if off, Mason! Here, we see hypocrital defense [...]

Mexicans. They look all cute and innocent at the intersection selling oranges or mowing your yard. They have a hint of naivety as they bring you extra salsa for your chips. But behind that multicolored poncho is a heart of evil sin and perverse lustful self fornication. Many conservatives have [...]

*Please send women, children, and especially impressionable teenagers out of the room before viewing the images in these article. While god-fearing Christians are cleaning their homes and shooting their pets, preparing for the Rapture, scheduled October 21 of this year, the rest of the world, heathen for the most part, [...]

Millions of Americans are caught up in a new cult craze: Silly Bandz. What are Silly Bandz? Silly bands are colored Mexican rubber bands made by the Chinese in various shapes. They are then shipped to the states to be sold at extreme pricing to teens and celebrities to be [...]

[imagebrowser id=1]Written upon the fate of mankind is one truth:  when it seems humanity has reached its darkest hour, God writes into existence a redeeming savior. In the times of past,  men such as Martin Luther, our nation’s Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and the loving President Ronald Reagan have [...]