Obama Violates Constitution By Bypassing Senate, Time To Impeach

January 26, 2013 1:35 pm27 comments
Obama Violates Constitution By Bypassing Senate, Time To Impeach

Obama violates constitution, this time he has been caught red-handed appointing people blocked by the Senate.

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Obama Is A Kenyan, Proofed By Fly On Head

January 25, 2013 7:15 am21 comments
Obama Is A Kenyan, Proofed By Fly On Head

Look at the head of Barack Obama.  For years now I have told you he is a natural born Kenyan and you tried to call me a ‘birther’.  Only days after Beyonce lip synced the national anthem and heralded the reinauguration of this fake birth certificate man, we see the Lord of [...]

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Mitt Romney 2013: The Case for Returning America to Greatness

January 19, 2013 3:02 pm88 comments
Mitt Romney 2013: The Case for Returning America to Greatness

As we draw closer to the illegal inauguration of the Foreign Autocrat, colloquially known as King Obama the First, it doesn’t take a successful businessman to realize that America is in dire straits. Patriots anxiously refresh Drudgereport, clinging to their guns and religion as Obama’s New Black Panthers fan out [...]

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Biblical Proof That all Americans Have Right to Bear Arms and Assault Weapons at Birth

December 19, 2012 11:58 am15 comments
Biblical Proof That all Americans Have Right to Bear Arms and Assault Weapons at Birth

If you are a clean American and reading this, you have the right to bear arms.  You sit in a home or office, perfectly safe and sound.  You do not have to worry about an invading army marching down our sidewalk, cowering and begging for mercy as did the French during [...]

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Dumbass Reactionary Americans, Stop Giving Away Your Gun Rights Over Sandy Hook Tragedy

December 15, 2012 8:42 am90 comments

Today’s political posturing by the dumbass, reactionary left-wing media and politicians was inevitable. Somewhere in the course of America’s history, there are some slope-browed, Cro-magnon, knuckle-dragging dolts who think that our Constitutional Rights are something to be trampled upon. These are the people who cried foul and swore America was [...]

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America Must Invade Syria and Bring Destruction of Damascus to Fulfill Biblical Prophecy, By Christmas

December 13, 2012 12:45 pm39 comments
America Must Invade Syria and Bring Destruction of Damascus to Fulfill Biblical Prophecy, By Christmas

For It is Written: “This message came to me concerning Damascus: ‘Look, Damascus will disappear! It will become a heap of ruins. The cities of Aroer will be deserted. Sheep will graze in the streets and lie down unafraid. There will be no one to chase them away… and the [...]

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Kim Jong Un Voted Time’s 2012 Funniest Man on Earth, Edges out Jim Carrey

December 12, 2012 7:37 am4 comments
Kim Jong Un Voted Time’s 2012 Funniest Man on Earth, Edges out Jim Carrey

Kim Jon Un and pop-singer Psy pose for a North Korea versus South Korea pair-up, Un loosening back on tensions with South Korea in this humorous photograph.  Un’s brilliant timing in media opportunities poking self-deprecating humor to raise media attention for his country has him listed as this year’s Funniest [...]

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Hillary Clinton Ill After Being Infected With Pokerus. Pokemon To Blame

December 11, 2012 12:16 pmComments Off
Miss Hillary Clinton at a political function as she's starting to feel the effects of the Japanese stomach virus, pokerus

Comrades, I bring you news of the political world of things in regards to Miss Hillary Clinton being ill. Her office staff was kinda enough to let us know that she is recovering from the Japanese stomach virus called pokerus. One can catch this virus simply by eating oriental foods [...]

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Obama Voters Celebrate Their Free Gifts

November 16, 2012 12:28 pm16 comments
Obama Voters Celebrate Their Free Gifts

First and foremost, I want to thank all of you who turned out and voted for team Romney/Ryan.  It was a tough stretch and we gave the White House a good run, but unfortunately we have learned that gaming the White Establishment vote is no longer a sure win technique to win the [...]

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America Must Call For Sphinx Destruction In Egypt

November 13, 2012 4:29 pm21 comments
America Must Call For Sphinx Destruction In Egypt

For years, the Sphinx monument has stood as a source of pride and determination for the nation of Egypt and the rest of the Arabic world. What the Statue of Liberty means for peace, prosperity and democracy to America, the Sphinx stands as a beacon of defiance, tyranny and terror [...]

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Emboldened By Second Term, Barack Obama Builds White House Monument and Declares Himself Pharoah Obama

November 8, 2012 7:04 pm20 comments
Emboldened By Second Term, Barack Obama Builds White House Monument and Declares Himself Pharoah Obama

[box_dark]Daniel 8:23-25 And in the latter time of their kingdom, when the transgressors are come to the full, a king of fierce countenance, and understanding dark sentences, shall stand up.   And his power shall be mighty, but not by his own power: and he shall destroy wonderfully, and shall prosper, [...]

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