Hola mi amigos! Buenvenidos and Ding Dong, for the Dictator Hugo Chavez is dead! God struck Hugo Chavez dead today with his awesome power! Let this be a message to all dictators! If God’s President Bush called you out into the Axis of Evil, your days are numbered! For years [...]
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Mitt Romney 2013: The Case for Returning America to Greatness
As we draw closer to the illegal inauguration of the Foreign Autocrat, colloquially known as King Obama the First,...
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Hillary Clinton Ill After Being Infected With Pokerus. Pokemon To Blame
Comrades, I bring you news of the political world of things in regards to Miss Hillary Clinton being ill. Her office...
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Giant Crab Monster Tests Mitt Romney For Power Over The USA
My most loyal friends, Mitt Romney has been challenged by the communists most recent invention, Giant Crabs, fighting...
God Turns Yangtze River Blood Red To Protest Obama Democratic Nomination
Yangtze, China – FOR IT IS WRITTEN: [quote]Psalm 78:44 He turned their rivers to blood; they could not drink from their streams.[/quote] Behold, o ye readers, and feast your eyes to the left! You shall see not even the mighty Yangtze River, deep in the hidden heart of Mao China can [...]
Read more ›Pictures of Super Moon May 5 2012 Tonight, When Is Best Time To Watch Cinco De Mayo Super Moon 2012
Mexico City, Mexico – Archmexican Priest Jaime Gonzales-Muñoz conspires with Chinese scientists to do Doomsday moon summoning rituals. The ‘Super Moon May 5 2012 tonight summoning’ as they call it is the latest conspiracy to realize Nostradamus’ prediction that Earth will be destroyed in 2012. Pictures of Super Moon 2012 [...]
Read more ›Obama’s Father Was Blacklisted as an “Anti-American, Anti-White” Terrorist in 1959, U.S State Department and British Secret Service Documents Reveal
Barack Obama’s controversial and legally-contested hold on the executive office just got a great deal more complicated. Documents released this week by the British Foreign Secretary reveal that the president’s father, Barack Hussein Obama, Senior, was the target of an international investigation due to his ties to Kenyan terrorists groups. The top secret files, which had been suppressed for decades, were privately condemned by administration officials who feared they would undermine the president as polls show him trailing Republican contender Mitt Romney by at least five points. They also highlight the already public evidence tying Barack Jr. to communist sleeper cells and long range plots to undermine American democracy.
Read more ›The Hunger Games: A Barbaric Socialist Saga of Impending Obama-Sanctioned Doom
Every so often, a radical pseudo-intellectual decides to write about some problem they have with America, making great use of tactics such as hyperbole, perjury and hypnotism. George Orwell’s 1984, radical commie propaganda, designed to denigrate Watergate. Marx, radical commie propaganda, designed to denigrate capitalism. Harry Potter, radical commie propaganda, [...]
Read more ›Danged Russians are using Tesla energy to create miniature Delorean time machines.
As I slept so peacefully on my porch because it was so nice, I was suddenly awoken with a startle! It was God waking me up. “Abe,” he said, “Go to YouTube and find things to warn them about!” I obeyed and opened my browser to find this COMMUNIST FILTHY! [...]
Read more ›Kony 2012: The Left’s Recurring Assault on Christianity
Is the Kony 2012 movement a noble, humanitarian cause or is there something more sinister at work?
Read more ›Let the Bullets Fly – Chinese Blockbuster Hits US Theaters
Some Christians have an unexplained affection for foreign films. As a southerner, even discussing foreign films is problematic, since the phrase ‘foreign films’ in casual southern conversation sounds more like ‘forn films’ and that leads to a host of ambiguities over sweet tea and cucumber sandwiches at a ladies luncheon. [...]
Read more ›Is Pyramid Scheming Mormon Billionaire Frank VanderSloot Secretly Using Mitt Romney’s Candidacy to Promote Occultism and Pedophilia?
The machinations of America’s billionaires have become a hot topic this presidential campaign season. Barack Obama has the likes of George Soros firmly planted in his back pocket and independent-minded citizens are duly outraged. Yet on the other side, there is one man whose influence raises warning flags of corruption and an endgame that can be described as nothing less than apocalyptic.
Read more ›BREAKING NEWS: ANONYMOUS HACKS CIA & U.N. COMPUTERS
It’s a chilling reality for Americans who are questioning just how secure so called “secure Websites” are. James Canfield with Google posed this question… “If the U.S. government can’t keep their Websites and phone lines secure from these evildoers then no one is safe.” So far the U.S. government has been helpless and vulnerable to these attacks. Law enforcement efforts to identify and take down this Godless hacker group so far appear inept.
Read more ›Proof that Russia is Experimenting with Nuclear Tesla Trooper Death Energy
What do you get when you mix cold hearted Soviet science, wreckless Tesla electrical experiments and raw nuclear power? This terrifying video, shot just outside of Moscow! My eldest brother fought and died protecting humanity from the NAZIs. All my life I wish Harry Truman could have had a nuke [...]
Read more ›Starbucks: Are You Drinking The Gay?
A good Christian must be cautious with their choices of beverages. It’s a dangerous world out there. You don’t want to drink something homosexual, or something hipstersexual, or something liberal and atheist. But only one line of beverages is all three. Starbucks covers the entire unholy trinity, and it is dangerous to America and to the future of your children.
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