Scandinavia is a continent full of deceptively beautiful people and deceptively beautiful landscapes. Everyone is tall, blonde, pale and thin. The images we see look like they’re from some fairytale adventure land. But there’s more than meets the eye. Canada’s neighbor to the east, Scandinavia seems to have adopted many of Canada’s sins, but ramped it up to eleven.

Any Good Christian knows that God created the world. God created the world perfectly, with Moral Americans giving him emotional support; with Canadians, Europeans, Australians, Asians and Blacks to laugh at; with hipstersexuals and emosexuals to present him with a fun challenge, basically they’re the villains in his video game; and a labyrinth known as the countries and continents completing it for his own personal enjoyment. However, the incessant liberals dispute this, arguing that we can’t prove the existence of God and that it simply happened as a result of the Big Bang. Ignoring the fact that the theory is a double entendre that seems to want us to believe that a bunch of particles are engaging in an orgy, that’s illogical, to steal a quote from my fictional nemesis Spock. Something cannot come from nothing.

When you picture terrorists, you picture islamists with stolen uzis and hand grenades running into a government building of this Christian Nation. But there’s a more subtle type of terrorism going on in America. Yes, terrorism of the mind. That, we can mainly credit to the hipstersexual movement and traitors like Obamney who tolerate or motivate them.

The day before Christmas dawned without fanfare or fuss. No trees were gilt gaily, nor stockings trussed – For you see Emosexuals had been given too much of a run, And not unlike Atheists, they abhor having fun. “‘Christmas values offend us” they wittered most shrill, Until the halfwitted’s inboxes [...]

You may have seen the liberal elite bragging about their trips to Versy or Parie, or talking about their exotic bagets and crossonts. These are the liberals with PhDs in “literature” or electric cars, the liberals who wear wool hats and sip Starbucks while they read Kafka. They will try [...]

As we all know Thanks to the Incredible and Talented Articles some of our Great Writers wrote upon the death of the evil sinner, the evil sinner Jim Kong-Ill has died. This has prompted many a discussion on this subject: Who will replace him as President of South Korea? South [...]

Communist dictator Jim Kong Il, the leader of the Asian nation of Korea, has died at age 69. The longtime despot gained international infamy when President George W. Bush recognized his role in violence and evil around the world, naming him a key figure in the notorious “Axis of Evil.” [...]

Oh Canada…Why God Hates You, And Why We Don’t Give a Canuck About Canadians Anymore. An expose into why God has cursed a nation. One of America’s most trusted allies is to it’s north, Canada. But should it be? Should we trust these people? In my experience Canadians are up [...]

Presidential “candidate” and Republican wanna-be Ron “Natty-Lite” Paul has gained a substantial following since the beginning of the 2012 race. His liberty-based opinions and honest persona have attracted support from all types of Americans. However, is his platform a sincere array of ideas, or rather the will of Satan himself? [...]

It is foretold that our Lord Joshua, son of Joseph, will return upon a steed, wielding a blazing sword as he rides through a river a blood. Evildoers will be struck down left and right, be they of the devil or of man. Miracle after miracle will be performed, and [...]

Barack Hussein Obama is a Trotsky-loving socialist who is destroying America with Arab communism.  His birth certificate is forged and he’s slowly usurping illegal powers, so even if we vote him out of office in 2012 he will try to stay for extra terms, much like his Marxist idol Franklin [...]

I am extremely terrified of Chinese people, but I am not racist. You should feel the same way too. These classic words from our gentle and beautiful policy analyst Amber Cooper are more true today than ever before. As if we do not already have enough reasons to nuke China [...]

The Chinese have just firebomed Los Alamos! The Chinese dragon has reared its ugly head and it yearns for the flesh of seared American! Great visionaries have loudly warned us this day was coming but no one took heart and nuked China before it was too late. Amber Cooper warned [...]

Once again the power of prayer has been revealed after announcements from mourning Cubans that Venezuelan death dictator Hugo Chavez has been stricken down with critical condition. Reports indicate that he has Gay Bowel Sydrome, a disease caught by gays. It varies in severity and for Chavez, it seems to [...]

China has once again persecuted capitalism and continued their economic warfare upon America with another unprecedented attack on Hollywood. This time, Hollywood has done the unthinkable and assaulted children’s movie Kung Fu Panda. In an unabashed display of Communist hijinx, it seems Chinese spiritualists have colluded with graphic artists to [...]