I am extremely terrified of Chinese people, but I am not racist. I hope you understand why this is and you should feel the same way too. The Chinese are a very sick people. They are the sick man of Asia. Even when they think they are doing good, we [...]

My fellow comrads The shapeshifting fiend, Lady Gaga, has been on the move! A recent video of her at one of her concerts can reveal much of her imperfections and also quite a bit of controversy! She starts out by trying to take the forms of “GOTH” and then “SLUT”. [...]

Alert! The cold Russians have beat us again! The cold Russians have beat us again! There are now confirmed reports that the Soviets have developed space technology which allows their communist cosmonauts to travel deep into space. They are preparing to launch one of their star destroyer crafts to land [...]

My dear White Christian American friends, I am writing you today with a heavy heart and a disgusted sensibility. I am practically sputtering with range and indignation at the atrocity I have to report to you. My fingers are quivering with acerbity and umbrage as I type these very words [...]

Hallelujah, my White Christian American Capitalist friends, Hallelujah! Our beloved Lord has, once again, stepped forward and venged his fury upon the Heathens Against Holiness! Late last night, a large group of young adult Communist Russians gathered to convene in one of the many, many houses of sin, debauchery, orgification, [...]

В западной прессе и в блогах обсуждают скандал, спровоцированный хакерами. Проблему глобального потепления они превратили из научной в почти криминальную.

My friends, I always suspected as much, though in my wildest nightmares I never would have believed to finally be able to prove once and for all how the Chinasian race was created. Somewhere out there, this poor girl`s mother is crying for the plague she brought upon the planet [...]

It has come to my attention that some heathen Atheist Liberals find it funny to compare our great, noble Vice President, Dick Cheney, to the comic book Spider-Man super villain, The Penguin. They are doing this via the tubes of the internets, by posting misleading pictures of the two men [...]

When God created all animals on Earth, he ordered us to treat them and eat them with respect. Now the Godless Chinese are doing just the opposite and forcing this poor fish to know it’s being eaten alive. Several months ago, Chinese chef scientists allegedly devised a way to fry [...]

Alert! This little nugget was posted in the South China Morning Post: China ‘to put weapons in space’ Stephen Chen and Greg Torode Nov 03, 2009 The head of China’s air force has said the country has plans to build weapons in space, describing it as a “historical inevitability”…. Here [...]

Comic books are a dangerous reading material that lead children straight to hell. Notorious comic “writers” such as Stan Lee, Alan Moore and Brian Michael Bendis gather together to sip coffee, perhaps with dangerously crafty New Yorker Peter David, and secretly plan new ways to lead children to comic-inspired sin [...]

It is said that history always repeats itself one way or another. Nothing could be truer. For instance, look at what is taking place in our country today. Most Americans know that President Barack Obama and his czars are greatly influenced by the long-discredited teachings of Karl Marx. — View [...]

The Demonic Soviets have once again threatened our Christian nation.  As we speak, Soviet dictator Vladmir Putin and his dog Medvedev are meeting with Iranian terror leader Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Russia supports Iran acquiring nuclear arms so they may destroy peaceful nations such as Israel, the Holy Land to our faith [...]

The tribal people of Africa have once against brought the darkness upon our Christian world! Violent by nature, a black gang of African Somalians hijacked an innocent Taiwanese-flagged fishing vessel. The Taiwanese are good people who make stuff for us to buy at Wal-mart, and the skilless Africans were jealous! [...]

The Soviets are a Godless people who hate capitalism and dare point their nukes toward our peaceful Christian nation. As I searched YouTube for more videos to warn everyone about today, however, I have found an entirely new low for the atheist Russians. It is one thing to find evidence [...]