A stalker broke into her home. Cowering and alone with her infant child in the corner, 18-year-old Sarah McKinley bravely spoke to a 911 operator in a hushed tone. When the operator heard the dire nature of the situation, that a stalker was in the home and intended to hurt [...]

Newt Gingrich reveals America’s greatest weakness: poor back people! Tells back people: “Don’t demand foodstamps, demand a paycheck!” Newt Gingrich is in no way racist. Washington – GOP presidential hopeful Newt Gingrich came out swinging before the weekend, making it clear that he knows exactly why America is failing: poor [...]

When I imagine the ideal American future, an image pops up in my mind, the image of the smiling face of Rick Santorum. With his qualifications, knowledge, and Morals, he will easily lead America to Victory if he succeeds in this election. However, like any brilliant man, there are challenges [...]

The surging tide of Santorum flowing over the heartland has found fertile ground in the boggy swamp of Washington, D.C. Rick Santorum, devoted Christian and defender of women’s rights to incubate the blessings of procreative sex, stated “One of the things I will talk about, that no president has talked [...]

If you like your eyes, you may just want to click away and not watch the following video.  For some reason, Carrot Top Kathy Griffin thought that the best way to start out 2012 was to give the world a look at her ginger freckled sag cannons.  Sure, plastic surgery [...]

On December 30th, Iranian battleship fires deadly missiles upon non-aggressive U.S. carrier on a peace keeping mission in the Strait of Hormuz.  Iran is threatening to cut the Western world off from crucial oil supplies and is attempting to initiate a global conflict.  Quick, decisive action is needed from Washington, DC, to contain [...]

Realizing the American people for once may not be keen on voting for a bonafide asshole with no concept of loyalty, Newt Gingrich resorts to tugging on the American people’s heartstrings with crocodile tears. This election cycle’s Academy Award for the best show of crying when you realize you cannot [...]

The day before Christmas dawned without fanfare or fuss. No trees were gilt gaily, nor stockings trussed – For you see Emosexuals had been given too much of a run, And not unlike Atheists, they abhor having fun. “‘Christmas values offend us” they wittered most shrill, Until the halfwitted’s inboxes [...]

You may have seen the liberal elite bragging about their trips to Versy or Parie, or talking about their exotic bagets and crossonts. These are the liberals with PhDs in “literature” or electric cars, the liberals who wear wool hats and sip Starbucks while they read Kafka. They will try [...]

In this shocking and candid photo, a White House staffer uncomfortably laughs as US president Barack Hussein Obama expresses his hatred for Pro-life legislation by pulling a hand-biting move on a baby.  The baby soon after punched Obama in the face and manage to crawl the safety of his mother.

Ron Paul, doctor, congressman and Republican hopeful for the Presidential nomination, abruptly ended a CNN interview when [REDACTED] controversial topics in some of his early campaign pamphlets were posed to the good doctor. The pamphlets, nearly 20 years old, can hardly be considered indicative of his current leadership abilities. The [...]

As we all know Thanks to the Incredible and Talented Articles some of our Great Writers wrote upon the death of the evil sinner, the evil sinner Jim Kong-Ill has died. This has prompted many a discussion on this subject: Who will replace him as President of South Korea? South [...]

I reported about the evils that Dutch people cause, Here/. I am not a racist, I love every Race that doesn’t hate Jesus. The Dutch seem to hate God, just like the British, Argentinians and Canadians though. It seems that recently a couple of Dutch Satan Worshiping Emosexual Television Hosts [...]

Communist dictator Jim Kong Il, the leader of the Asian nation of Korea, has died at age 69. The longtime despot gained international infamy when President George W. Bush recognized his role in violence and evil around the world, naming him a key figure in the notorious “Axis of Evil.” [...]

The other day, my Friend John from Church and I went to the movie theater. John had informed me that one of my Favorite Republicans, J. Edgar Hoover, was starring in a biopic about him. Mr. Hoover is a Personal Idol of mine. Mr. Hoover had a zero-tolerance policy and [...]