Woman Uses Zucchini To Fight Off Bear

September 24, 2010 12:22 am7 comments

It was late at night.  A woman in a rural town heard a noise outside.  She sneaked into the cold, damp recesses of pre-dawn darkness, into the great unknown abyss of Montana wild-country. In her hurry to find the source of the rustling noise.  Shock!  A black grizzly bear. Armed [...]

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POLL: 35% of Americans Want Bush Back Right Now, 67% in 2012

September 22, 2010 8:47 am15 comments

Democracy. That is a good word and it is the word the good and quality country of America is built upon. America is a county where the people rule. We are a land of the people, by the people and for the people. America is one nation under God. It [...]

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‘Lady’ Gaga Supports Gays in the Military, Aids

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‘Lady’ Gaga Supports Gays in the Military, Aids

Lady Gaga stands against the military, today joining a rally in Portland where she took the picture above and gave a speech in support of gays in the military. As you may know, gay lifestyle is very dangerous. The stats are alarming. Gays are 24 times more likely to get [...]

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Sexual Puri-Tea Party Wins in Delaware

September 21, 2010 8:14 pm7 comments

The Sexual Puri-Tea Party scored a major victory on Tuesday, helping to propel chaste Republican, Christine O’Donnell, to an upset win over homosexual marriage supporter Michael Castle in the race for the United States Senate nomination in Delaware. Mr. Castle is the Representative who crudely joked about consummating a relationship [...]

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Satanic Atheist Tries to Steal Christmas Early

September 20, 2010 9:28 am10 comments
Satanic Atheist Tries to Steal Christmas Early

Remember three years ago when atheists started to wage a war on Christmas? A group of extreme radicals from California demanded that we stop calling Christmas by its proper name and call it “X-mas”. They tried to say that we couldn’t have Christ in Christmas because it violates their right [...]

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America’s Army Blessed with HULC Exoskeleton Upgrade

September 17, 2010 5:56 am14 comments

With Barack Hussein Obama in office, the enemies of America are emboldened like never before. The Axis of Evil works meticulously, their crafty little hands and scheming minds doing their best to destroy America and her freedoms. There is only one thing that can save us: our American army, comprised [...]

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Foolish Mexicans Celebrate Cindo de Mayo on Wrong Day

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Today I found more proof of why Mexican’s are third world savages. Most countries now how to keep a simple calendar. They know that after each day, you just cross off a day when you wake up and can tell it is morning by the light. Now somehow down in [...]

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Axis of Evil Terrorists Responsible for New York Tornado Attack

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Axis of Evil Terrorists Responsible for New York Tornado Attack

Horror was the scene in New York today, as an unprecedented tornado sweeped across our precious metropolis of New York City. Thousands were devestated in the wake of the whirly blast that has left a swath of destruction and chaos in its wake. North Korean Dictator Kim Jong-Il has longed [...]

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Gay Agenda in Vicious College Catfight, Michigan Attorney General’s Office Investigates

September 16, 2010 3:35 pm46 comments
Gay Agenda in Vicious College Catfight, Michigan Attorney General’s Office Investigates

Gay Agenda in Vicious College Catfight, Michigan Attorney General’s Office Investigates Andrew Leo Shirvell is a hero’s hero, a brawny and ambitious man with expressive eyes and the buzz cut of someone who relishes military precision. Exemplifying the true rewards for love of God and Country, this compassionate Christian went [...]

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Democrat Terry Goddard Hired Illegal Alien to Unplug Republican Governor Jan Brewer’s Teleprompter During Live Televised Debate

September 12, 2010 12:14 pm10 comments

Jan Brewer, the Republican governor of Arizona, made a name for herself by signing SB 1070 (Arizona’s illegal immigration law) and fighting the federal government to uphold the law. Because of the popularity of SB 1070 in Arizona, Governor Brewer’s reelection was considered a near certainty. However, Governor Brewer appeared [...]

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Best Anti-Terror Mosque Protest Signs

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Best Anti-Terror Mosque Protest Signs

Now over nine years ago, the Yahhib Arabs bombed our World Trade Center. They bombed it because they hate our freedoms. We will never forget. Barack Hussein Obama has forgotten about America. When you think about it, it really is not a surprise. Obama is not an American. Obama is [...]

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Pakistan Betrays America, Joins in American Flag Burning

September 9, 2010 11:45 am11 comments
Pakistan Betrays America, Joins in American Flag Burning

Doom. Doom is the word today and doom shall fall upon the enemies of America. Only days ago, bleeding heart liberals tried to claim the terrorist supporting nations in the Axis-of-Evil were not so bad. These liberals extended their claims to say the Muslim nations were friendly and respect America: [...]

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Afghanistan Muslims Burn American Flag To Celebrate 9/11!

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Afghanistan Muslims Burn American Flag To Celebrate 9/11!

As I looked through the news wire today, this is what I see! Outrage! Anger! War! Afghanistan is seen here burning our flag! To the left is their president and to the right their secretary of war! We went to Afghanistan to bring them freedom and this is the thanks [...]

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Learn, Don’t Burn: A Christian Response to the International Quran Day Burning

September 8, 2010 6:43 pm43 comments

Quickly, many Americans nationwide are buying makeshift copies of the Quran. Sadly, they are stoking their firepits, stocking up on steaks and getting ready to have some ‘good, ol’ fashioned’ book burnings. I find the act sickening. Why on Earth would any American, who is granted the luxory of freedom [...]

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Should Christians Celebrate International Burn A Koran Day?

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Should Christians Celebrate International Burn A Koran Day?

Pastor Terry Jones prepares to join with millions of others in celebrating International Burn a Koran Day, on September 11, 2010. Should Americans have the right to freely burn the Koran? This Saturday America will relive unimaginable pain and suffering: it will be September 11. On this day, the national [...]

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