Alaskan governor Sarah Palin has shocked and terrified political leaders in DC. Last week she announced she would tear apart the GOP, ripping it in half without mercy. Now, there is cause to believe she plans to rip Alaska right out of the heart of America. Alarming memos from Washington [...]

O Woe unto you, perverse state of Alaska! The plagues of heaven reach up from the depths of the sea and shall bring dark wrath upon your icy shores and homes! You have hidden your veil sins behind igloo walls and whale blubber, but you deveilwhores for Satan forgot you [...]

And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads: And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of [...]

Today Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele revealed the secret to getting the Afro black vote: offer them fried chicken and potato salad. This revelation should not be very surprising as the key to a black man or woman’s heart is oft times found through their stomachs. Medical data indicate [...]

I am absolutely disgusted right now! The black president was caught looking at a young girl’s rumpus! Where is the justice in a world where parents send their precious daughter off to become something great, to only have the so called American President ogling her like a piece of fresh [...]

BREAKING: Hondurans In Civil War, Can’t Run Their Own Country American army needed in Honduras, will help the people be safe and be given a new American picked leader. Army ousts Honduras president in vote dispute… President calls arrest ‘kidnapping’… ASKS FOR ASYLUM IN COSTA RICA… Troops surround presidential palace… [...]

Barack Obama and his little Democrat cronies need to get over themselves. I just listened to a part of their justification to cheat in their new global warming bill, which is just wasting more of our tax money on nonsense projects. Despite the reports of thousands upon thousands of REAL [...]

My friends God has once again flexed his power, this time by blowing up a volcano to show his disapproval of Iran’s sham elections last week. Scientists aboard the International Space Station were horrified and shocked when they heard a loud pop echoing through space, from the heavens, as God [...]

After the events of September 11th, 2001, our Christian President George W. Bush vowed to smoke those responsible for the attacks out of their sandy desert holes. He vowed that our great nation would bring these belligerent people the peace of freedom. True to his world, President George W. Bush [...]

Chaos and wanton carnality is the scene in Sweden today, as the politically dangerous ‘Pirate’ party has managed to win a seat in the European Union. Headed by notorious internet communists The Pirate Bay, who God judged guilty earlier this year (Evil Pirate Bay Verdict, Guilty), the Pirate Party stands [...]

ALERT: NORTH KOREA KIDNAPS TWO AMERICAN WOMEN, TORTURES THEM The belligerent nation of North Korea has kidnapped two female American journalists — Laura Ling and Euna Lee — citing a bogus crime against them and declaring they will throw these two young, beautiful women in a secret North Korean labor [...]

Godless-wonder Barack Obama toured the terror lands last week, where he made dark pacts and veiled agreements with his Arab brethren. As could be expected, they spent much time touring pyramids of ancient Pharaohs who routinely did things like curse God and try to commit genocide upon his children of [...]

In ridiculous news today, a woman took Captain Crunch to court. Captain “Cap’n” Crunch, long known for his swashbuckling adventures upon high seas of milk and making the roof of your mouth sore from cerealy goodness was taken to a California court this week, where a woman accused the anti-soggy [...]

Muslim Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Barack Hussein Obama Make Nuclear Blood Pact It is the end of the world as we know it, and I do not feel fine. My friends, Obama has sold the soul of America to the pagan Iranian god with just 6,000 words. It is the end [...]

New Reagan statue in Washington DC will be consecrated today in a special ceremony, where hopefully Reagan’s angel will be welcomed and intercede in Obama’s dark global plans. Barack Hussein Obama is ruining America and now even Congressional democrats have hearts stricken with fear and panic. We are only a [...]