North Korea Prepares Nuclear Missle That Can Reach America

June 3, 2009 6:12 am1 comment

“The conservatives are just fear-mongering.” “North Koreans are not trying to build an IBCM to strike America.” “You and your little buddies from Townhall and Fox are liars. Jack, Michelle, Abe and Ben, you guys will burn for inciting fear for North Korea. They don’t want to build a missile [...]

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Muslims Worship Obama As New King Tutankhamon of The World

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Muslims Worship Obama As New King Tutankhamon of The World

Well colored me surprised. Obama’s dark agenda to turn the entire world Muslim has been unveiled. As if his dark African roots and middle name of Hussein is not evidence enough, today our investigation has uncovered the fact that Egyptians are already worshiping Obama as their new god king. Sources [...]

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Obama: “Let’s Help Iran Build Nuclear Weapons”

June 2, 2009 3:54 pmComments Off
Obama: “Let’s Help Iran Build Nuclear Weapons”

BREAKING: OBAMA WANTS TO GIVE IRAN NUCLEAR WEAPONS…”RECOGNIZES THEIR RIGHTS”… Soviet dictator Vladmir Putin holds head in disbelief after hearing Obama’s support of giving WMD’s to Iranian terrorists. ChristWire Digital Media Today President B. Hussein Obama made a chilling speech where he confirmed that he’s anti-America and wants Iran to [...]

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Barack Obama Forces General Motors (GM) To Go Bankrupt

June 1, 2009 2:30 pmComments Off
Barack Obama Forces General Motors (GM) To Go Bankrupt

The dark president B. Hussein Obama has betrayed American industry and capitalism. He has used his liberal ways to ignore laissez-faire and forced the American General Motors to go bankrupt. The company that once stood for the might and power of America’s superior auto industry has been brought to its [...]

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Barack Hussein Obama Continues To Destroy America’s Economy, Going…Going…Gone

May 29, 2009 11:00 am1 comment
Barack Hussein Obama Continues To Destroy America’s Economy, Going…Going…Gone

God continues to show his displeasure with Obama’s reckless spending and plans to support worldwide abortions today, by allowing the US economy sink to an all time low. Since B. Hussein Obama was sworn in as United States president, America has suffered hell on Earth in terms of economic disaster. [...]

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NORTH KOREA TESTS NEW TYPE OF MISSILE

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Seoul, South Korea North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il continued his plans for world domination Friday, by unveiling and launching a new type of missile from the Musudan-ri military complex in North Korea. Speaking under the condition of anonymity, a South Korean official confirmed that the missile appeared to be [...]

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NORTH KOREA LAUNCHS SECOND NUCLEAR WEAPON

May 28, 2009 12:13 amComments Off
NORTH KOREA LAUNCHS SECOND NUCLEAR WEAPON

NORTH KOREA LAUNCHES SECOND NUCLEAR BOMB My friends, I have just returned back from Wal-mart and have filled my basement with the amenities to life. I have bought everything from 30 handles of Sam’s Choice drinking water to canned beans of every sort and variety. I encourage you to do [...]

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Fear and Panic, North Korea Has the N-Bomb

May 25, 2009 9:18 amComments Off
Fear and Panic, North Korea Has the N-Bomb

North Korea Tests Nuclear Bomb of Hiroshima Caliber, UN and US Leaders in Panic Americans nationwide are crippled with fear and panic, as North Korea has developed a nuclear bomb capable of wiping out a city. Seismic map graphs indicate North Korea’s Nuclear Bomb test today would have been powerful [...]

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BREAKING: North Korea Fires Nuclear Weapons, World In Panic

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BREAKING:  North Korea Fires Nuclear Weapons, World In Panic

BREAKING Pyongyang, North Korea – North Korea has just successfully tested a nuclear weapon. The world is in panic and reports are still coming through the news wire. The Godless communist citizens of North Korea reportedly took to the streets in jubilant celebration, as this underground nuclear detonation marks the [...]

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Talk Radio Host Erich Mancow Muller Gets Waterboarded, Betrays America

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Waterboarding is a humane interrogation method President George W. Bush’s administration used to keep us safe from terrorists. When a guilty terrorist is being stubborn and not wanting to tell us about planes they’ve hijacked or where they have planted bombs that will kill your sons and daughters bringing freedom [...]

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Atheist Pharyngulites Attack ChristWire Poll

May 24, 2009 1:43 am8 comments
Atheist Pharyngulites Attack ChristWire Poll

At approximately 11:23 AM, on May 23, 2009, ChristWire.org was attacked by approximately 20,000 atheist internet terrorists who were patently enraged by definitive Proof that the Earth is 6,000 years old and following refutation reports about the false Ida Lemur Monkey fossil. A group calling itself the Pharyngula, led by [...]

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President Obama Makes 100 Children Cry (Picture Evidence)

May 22, 2009 1:13 pm3 comments
President Obama Makes 100 Children Cry (Picture Evidence)

Obama locks kids out of White House; says he would rather party with Steelers. Stafford County, VA – President Barack Hussein Obama is back to his wicked ways, as on Thursday 100 kindergartners from Stafford Country, Virginia were to visit the White House. The precious little children were excited all [...]

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Our Christian Nation Must Destroy The Communist Heathens!

May 19, 2009 11:15 am1 comment

Ladies and Gentlemen: This week as we prepare to celebrate the sacrifice of great men in American history, I would like to be able to talk about what a glorious day today is in the history of the world. As we celebrate and prepare to discuss the sacrifice of one [...]

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Communist Chinese Build World’s First Sex Park

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Communist Chinese Build World’s First Sex Park

China is a sick, twisted country full of people who become aroused when they think about killing innocent Americans. Time and time again I have warned everyone about the wicked ways of the nearly 2 billion people strong China, who do everything from conspiring with Mexicans to destroy the American [...]

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Michelle Obama Makes Fun of Homeless By Wearing $540 Shoes to a Food Bank

May 18, 2009 5:09 pm4 comments
Michelle Obama Makes Fun of Homeless By Wearing $540 Shoes to a Food Bank

Michelle Obama continued to flaunt her money recently, as she made fun of homeless people by wearing $540 shoes to a food bank. What a sick day and age we live in when millionaires endlessly gallivant around the globe in their jets and fancy clothes, but still make sure to [...]

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