China Has Caused Hell On Earth

March 10, 2009 6:42 am14 comments
China Has Caused Hell On Earth

The Dalai Lama delivered a very moving speech today about the woes the Chinese have inflicted on Tibet. According to the wise and sage Dalai Lama, China has caused ‘Hell on Earth’ in Tibet. Today marks the 50th anniversary of the uprising where the Dalai Lama tried to stand up [...]

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American Religious Identification Survey 2008 Released, Atheists Gloat

March 9, 2009 9:06 am16 comments
American Religious Identification Survey 2008 Released, Atheists Gloat

My friends, the 2008 American Religious Identification Survey has been released and the atheists are rejoicing. The numbers of the survey are disturbing at worst and sickening at best: More charts will be available as the results are published, and the data from the Trinity College study reveals some outrageous [...]

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Obama Is Spending $1 Billion Dollars To Aid Palestinian Hamas Terrorists

March 4, 2009 4:14 am16 comments

Today Barack Hussein Obama, the purported savior president of the United States, has done the unthinkable. He has vowed to spend $1 billion dollars in aid to the Muslim terrorists of Palestine. Shock and awe set over Washington DC at this unbelievable offense to America and our ally Israel. The [...]

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Illustrious Rush Limbaugh CPAC Speech Against Heathen Obama, Democrats

March 3, 2009 3:22 pm15 comments

One man who I truly admire is Rush Limbaugh. He is truly a divine gift and honest voice to a political landscape that Democrats are trying to bulldoze with lies, fiscal corruption, intimidation and fear. So it comes as no surprise that the Democrats are trying to demonize Rush Limbaugh. [...]

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Obama, Chinese Brainwash More of America’s Children

March 1, 2009 9:26 am29 comments
Obama, Chinese Brainwash More of America’s Children

BREAKING PARENT ALERT Today’s research into the evil machinations of President B. Hussein Obama confirms the worst of our fears. Parents, Obama is working directly with the Chinese to brainwash your innocent children. Breaking – Obama Brainwashes Our Children (video)You can see the blank, soul-less stares in the eyes of [...]

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13-Year-Old Jonathon Krohn Talks Conservatism

February 28, 2009 4:09 am3 comments

A new Republican prodigy of ours is on the rise through the GOP and though his thoughts are far from being perfected, it is good to see a bright young man impassioned with a heart to follow the GOP. This day and age, too many kids fall the way of [...]

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Obama Budget Spends Trillion, Yet He Claims We’ll Somehow Save 2 Trillion

February 26, 2009 2:49 pm1 comment

Barack Obama is in the midst of unleashing his proposed budget to the nation, and claims that through it all it will somehow cut government spending by some $2 trillion dollars. The problem, of course, is that the numbers do no add up. Obama will of course be gutting the [...]

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Barack Obama Unleashes Assault Weapons Ban, Is Going To Violate Our 2nd Amendment Constitutional Rights

2:22 pm11 comments
Barack Obama Unleashes Assault Weapons Ban, Is Going To Violate Our 2nd Amendment Constitutional Rights

Barack Obama is trying to take our right to have guns. Today Obama’s Attorney General, Eric Holder, had this to say: “As President Obama indicated during the campaign, there are just a few gun-related changes that we would like to make, and among them would be to reinstitute the ban [...]

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Topless Coffee Shop Opens In Vassalboro Maine

10:19 am4 comments

Outrage and contempt sets the scene in the small town of Vassalboro, Maine, as a topless coffee shop has set many of the good residents of the township into fits of bridled rage and disgust. The coffee shop in question is named The Grand View Topless Coffee Shop, its name [...]

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Barack Obama Is A Raging Homosexual

3:06 am22 comments
Barack Obama Is A Raging Homosexual

Last year several insider reports claimed that in his past, United States President Barack Hussein Obama may have elected to partake in homosexual relations with his male colleagues. While such reports were never confirmed, today The Globe broke perhaps the biggest story to date in Obama’s troubled presidency. This news [...]

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Who Invented the Automobile, China?

February 25, 2009 8:01 am7 comments
Who Invented the Automobile, China?

Last week the Chinese were being very smug and arrogant, making fun of fair America because for the first time in the history of the modern world they managed to sell more cars than us. Now much like you, I am extremely terrified of Chinese people, but I’m not racist. [...]

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New Orleans Celebrates Mardi Gras Fat Tuesday with Giant Sinful Orgy

February 24, 2009 4:55 pm5 comments

Reports from New Orleans show that the sinful children of iniquity have restored their city and once again have turned back to their wicked ways. Today is a day the Southerners in the backwoods of Louisiana refer to us Mardi Gras, or Fat Tuesday. As the name implies, it is [...]

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How Obama Got Elected and Stole Your Money

2:04 am11 comments
How Obama Got Elected and Stole Your Money

Now that Obama has all of our money getting ready to come to him, he is smug. A good reader sent us this picture video capture of Obama and some of his ‘boyz’ rapping about their stolen victory over morality. There is nothing honorable about this man and his smug [...]

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The Soviet Russian Red Army Is Going To Kill Us Dead!

February 23, 2009 6:24 pm15 comments
The Soviet Russian Red Army Is Going To Kill Us Dead!

The Soviet Red Army is on the rise and their only true goal is to nuke you and your loved ones dead. Right now it is very cold, dark, wet…and very, very I’m afraid. In your heart you should be scared too. Soviet Russians have always had it out for [...]

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Borneo Montauk Monster Is New Genetic Abomination

February 20, 2009 5:17 am18 comments
Borneo Montauk Monster Is New Genetic Abomination

Good lord, I cannot believe this critter exists. I do not know what in tarnations those genetic scientists have been up to but hear you me, it was not anything proper or right. Now there’s a new creature that must have escaped from one of their labs in a place [...]

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