Michelle Malkin Gets Attacked By No Good Liberals

February 19, 2009 6:39 pm9 comments
Michelle Malkin Gets Attacked By No Good Liberals

The always charming and brilliant Michelle Malkin, who is part of the terrific two (along with our beloved Ann Coulter), was brutally attacked by the weapon of photographic implications. You can guess who was behind this one: the liberal media. There is a photo going around the internet that makes [...]

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Women Can Now Tinkle-tinkle While Standing Up! Gogirl Urination Science Device

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Women Can Now Tinkle-tinkle While Standing Up! Gogirl Urination Science Device

The Item: GoGirl Female Urination Device for Travel and Active Women Feminists are rejoicing and liberal scientists doing backflips as a new device called the GoGirl has allowed the unimaginable: women can now go potty while standing straight up! “You won’t be like a man. You’ll just pee like one.” [...]

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Evolutionists Now Claim Birds Have Evolved Into Dentists!

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Evolutionists Now Claim Birds Have Evolved Into Dentists!

Now this is just preposterous and outrageous. As you know, there are several renegade scientists who have joined a sect form of science known as evolutionology. This scientific cult has been busy the last few weeks spreading all types of videos that use ordinarily cute animals, but force them to [...]

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Fertilized Egg Fetuses Are Human Life, Proof and North Dakota Bans Abortion

12:27 am18 comments

49,551,703 This is the number of people who have been murdered since the tragic Roe v Wade decision in 1973. It is time to stand up and say no more. Morality reigns supreme in America today as North Dakota has banned the sin of abortion. Today the good people in [...]

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Malaysian Politician Elizabeth Wong Has Immoral Photo Scandal

February 18, 2009 2:48 pm2 comments

The accusatory finger of morality is waving at a Malaysian politician named Elizabeth Wong, who has allegedly been outed in a improper intimate photos and videos. The scandal started off last week showed Wong in various bedroom positions, giving the images a voyeuristic quality. It’s sort of creepy too. Who [...]

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Obama Bin Laden – America’s Greatest Error or Odd New Hope

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Obama Bin Laden – America’s Greatest Error or Odd New Hope

Everyone on the liberal left laughed it up when prophetic conservatives on fine stations such as Fox News, with independent journalists such as the graceful Ann Coulter or Michell Cmalkin as well, questioned the character of Barack Hussein Obama. Could this man be trusted? Could his name more accurately be [...]

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Arabs in Indonesia Do Not Take Kindly To Secretary Hillary Clinton’s Visit

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Arabs in Indonesia Do Not Take Kindly To Secretary Hillary Clinton’s Visit

Today the Obama administration started its tour of making America crawl like a naughty pet to foreign nations, as Obama’s office secretray Hillary Clinton represented the Democrats on a visit to Indonesia. As expected, many of the Arabs there were pretty defiant and did not take kindly to former presidential [...]

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Gays Are Probably The Greatest Threat to America

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To listen to audio clips of Senator Buttars, please visit ABC 4. Friends, dark times are upon us as it is quiet obvious that our nation has fallen into judgment. You and I, we’re all sinners in the hands of an angry God as we’re all guilty by proxy. As [...]

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Scary Chinese Woman Goes Insane in Airport, Terrorizes 767 Passengers

February 17, 2009 10:30 pm11 comments

Fearful panic and chaos was the scene at a Hong Kong airport this week, as a typical Chinese woman went into a rage and terrorized airline passengers in a frightening display of unbridled aggression, anger and hate. As you know, only a decade ago, Hong Kong was a very peaceful [...]

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The Power of God Smites Soundboards At Atheist’s The BJ Radio Show

February 16, 2009 6:07 am15 comments
The Power of God Smites Soundboards At Atheist’s The BJ Radio Show

As many of our readers know, last week the immoral miscreants behind the New York based BJ Radio show decided to encourage their listeners to sin and attack our fine community here at ChristWire. Show host ‘Bizza’ reportedly has a very special meaning behind the “BJ” in BJ Radio show. [...]

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Foolish Venezuela Elects to Allow Chavez to Become A Dictator

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After starting the process of freeing the Earth from a morally-declined Britain in 1776, George Washington had one mandate for all mankind: ‘Thou shalt not allow any more kings’. And it was so. America since then has demanded democracy spread throughout the Earth, and to this day only countries of [...]

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Ornery North Korean Kim Jong Il Has Birthday, Turns 67 Today

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Ornery North Korean Kim Jong Il Has Birthday, Turns 67 Today

photo credit: yeowatzup China – Kim Jon Il, the absolute dictator of a small Chinese province known as North Korea and the sworn enemy to the United States, is celebrating his birthday today. The ornery little dictator is turning 67. Best known for his chique pea-green dictator jump suits and [...]

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Former Terror Loving Iraqis Open Arms to Romance on Valentine’s Day

February 15, 2009 6:40 pmComments Off
Former Terror Loving Iraqis Open Arms to Romance on Valentine’s Day

Only a few years ago, Iraq was a very dark, desolate place.  The lands were full of sand and the people were forced to live in little hovels, much like seen with the Tuscan Raiders in George Lucas’ Star Wars series. While the day burned hotter than the surface of [...]

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The Communist Chinese Stole Our Jobs

4:27 am25 comments
The Communist Chinese Stole Our Jobs

I’m so very frustrated right now and you should be too. As you know, America is suffering one of the most tragic economic crunches since The Great Depression. The numbers are staggering; we’re trillions in debt, noble businesses are being forced to shut down and millions upon millions of good [...]

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This Scary Video Of Real Life Ghost Easily Debunked by Science

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This Scary Video Of Real Life Ghost Easily Debunked by Science

Cultists and believers in things non-scientific are foolishly panicked and scared, as a video emerged on The Sun (British version of MSNBC) that purports to show a real live ghost fouling about a room. Being men of reason and logic, we know this video can be easily debunked. Let’s first [...]

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