The Godless Soviets were busy holding their Miss Atom contest the past week, during which they were selecting a new litter of female international spies who will be tasked with stealing nuclear secrets from fine, upstanding American scientists, agents and moral politicians. This year the Soviets — a cold, atheistic [...]

As many of you are well aware, today is the 200th birthday celebration of one of the most evil, perverse men in history; Charles Darwin. Truly, each year February 12 brings tidings of glory to the dark hearts of liberals who celebrate this man who is the father and author [...]

More scary news from the very far, far away atheistic People’s Republic of China, this time as scattered reports from brave Chinese converts reveal that China has created Deathvan bus technology. Chinese deathvan preparing to savage and murder innocent people accused of being criminals. These rolling, morbid monstrosities of terror [...]

Do you enjoy prosperity? Do you enjoy the ability to provide your family with a nice home, car…food? Perhaps a gift for your wife, or hey, yourself this coming weekend? I know I enjoy all of these things, and therefore it is my proud honor to tell you about the [...]

As everyone should know, President Obama is trying to finish off America with a ridiculous stimulus package that’ll cost you trillions of dollars. To get this package to pass, the government is going to take all your money and use it on things like abortion, giving healthcare to people who [...]

Not long ago the world watched in shock and horror as the noble President Bush, giving a final inspirational speech to an Iraqi people to whom he brought freedom, was assaulted by the shoes of a crazed Iraqi journalist. As Bush was bringing confidence and security to Iraq during a [...]

Cronyism is alive and well in Washington, DC, as today US president B. Hussein Obama prepares to make his selection for the head of Health and Human services. His top choice will probably be a woman named Kathleen Sebelius. Typically known as being a properly voting state, Kansas elected the [...]

At the time of report on December 8, 2010, Palestinian Hamas jihad terrorists mercilessly attacked and terrorized poor, defenseless Israel, all after Israel wanted nothing but a new era of peace. Scattered and bewildered Israeli military report that a single rocket came from the Gaza region and Ground ZERO for [...]

Embarrassment and shame summarize the collective emotion of communist China today, as their attempts at claiming to send cosmonauts to space (for a spacewalk) have been proven false by advanced scientific video review. Some of our top scientists discovered that China most likely staged their fake spacewalk, on their fake [...]

Watch 24 Season 7 – Where Jack Bauer Lives, Terrorism Dies In yet another fine example of Fox’s 24, Jack Bauer continues to defend morality and freedom in America. In this riveting episode, none other than the rotter Dubaku uses a CIP module to find another high value target, all [...]

The worst of our fears were confirmed recently, when the Federation of American Scientists (FAS) caught two secretly built Chinese Jin class submarines. The Jin-class submarine is a very dangerous weapon, one of which the US government thought the Chinese managed to build only one. The sharp-eyed American scientists at [...]

One of the most ugly, hateful things in our world today is unfair prejudice and stereotyping. Surely, this age of progressiveness that has been fostered by the Conservative Christian movement has lead to unprecedented peace among the global cultures, but there are still those out there who want nothing but [...]

China is a sleeping dragon, waiting to wake up and viciously devour your life and soul! My friends, today you should beware the threat of China like never before! As you sit comfortably at home or toiling at work, the nation of China is training its male citizens like crazy [...]

The liberal media is rejoicing as Sarah Palin, the woman who found her way out of the Alaskan kitchen and almost into the seat of vice-presidency (before her family’s sin ruined noble John McCain’s campaign), has once again made a very questionable fashion decision. Photographers were treated to an eyeful [...]

The Liberal Media is now claiming to have definitive proof that an affair took place between none other than Mr. T and the noble Nancy Reagan, the wife of one of the greatest Moral Leaders in the history of Earth, Ronald Reagan. This is what the liberals have heralded as [...]