Senile George HW Bush SR – ‘Get Behind this Good Man Romney’

March 29, 2012 6:49 pm2 comments
Senile George HW Bush SR – ‘Get Behind this Good Man Romney’

Former United States President George HW Bush, father to the second greatest president of all time (George W. Bush Jr.)  and President Ronald Reagan’s second-in-command, has quite a storied career and has done much great for this country.  But just like all good things, even his time must come to [...]

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Santorum Displays Ball Glossing Skills, Warns Youngsters against Touching Pink Ones

11:57 am29 comments
Santorum Displays Ball Glossing Skills, Warns Youngsters against Touching Pink Ones

Republican candidate, Rick Santorum brought a light-hearted sporty flavor to his campaign while showcasing his tournament ready bowling skills. Bowling is an all American sport of the middle class gentry. Unlike football, which has strong homosexual overtones and locker-room helmet touching, bowling is a man’s sport that combines balls, individual [...]

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Illinois Representative Bobby Rush Wears Black Crime Terror Hoodie, Terrified Lawmakers Kick Him From House Floor

2:15 am42 comments
Illinois Representative Bobby Rush Wears Black Crime Terror Hoodie, Terrified Lawmakers Kick Him From House Floor

United States House Representative Bobby Rush chose to bring black hoodie terrorism into our federal government itself. Is it time for America to issue a dress code for the government and some of its citizens, so this new form of hooligan terror can come to an end? In the image [...]

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Unconstitutional – New Black Panther Party Puts 10,000 Reward Bounty out for George Zimmerman, Alleged Trayvon Martin Shooter

March 25, 2012 2:13 pm24 comments
Unconstitutional – New Black Panther Party Puts 10,000 Reward Bounty out for George Zimmerman, Alleged Trayvon Martin Shooter

America is a land of law and justice, but it seems some people do not recognize this fact. Look at this poster at left! It is allegedly calling for vigilante hooliganism that has no place in America! The New Black Panthers is a scary group that wears black hoodies at [...]

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Should the Oil Companies Raise Gas Prices, So We Can Blame it All on Obama?

12:53 pm17 comments
Should the Oil Companies Raise Gas Prices, So We Can Blame it All on Obama?

With Barack Hussein Obama still commanding a strong following throughout liberal and swing-vote America, we must do all we can to ensure more American people are upset with him. The best way to secure the vote of the loony left is quite simple: we either fearmonger, or we hit them [...]

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Mitt Romney Caught Drawing Gay Acts on Etch a Sketch, Forces Santorum to Endorse Obama

March 23, 2012 6:41 am5 comments
Mitt Romney Caught Drawing Gay Acts on Etch a Sketch, Forces Santorum to Endorse Obama

Tempers are stirred in Washington, DC, as a visibly heated and furious Santorum went on the attack today. Mitt Romney is known for his smug immaturity and it apparently reached all new lows today. A campaign staffer of Mitt Romney warned Rick Santorum about his name was being smeared in [...]

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President Obama, Why Did You Bypass Congress and Give the Muslim Brotherhood $1.5 Billion Dollars Today?

March 22, 2012 5:32 pm11 comments
President Obama, Why Did You Bypass Congress and Give the Muslim Brotherhood $1.5 Billion Dollars Today?

Hello, dear readers and good friends, my name is Joe P. Reagan.  I have one question on my mind today:  President Obama, during these terse economic times, why the hell did you just bypass Congress and give the Muslim Brotherhood $1.5 billion dollars. Several times in the past, including a [...]

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LDS Jon McNaughton Literally Endorses Santorum with New Obama Portrait

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LDS Jon McNaughton Literally Endorses Santorum with New Obama Portrait

Jon McNaughton has released a new painting, “One Nation Under Socialism”. In a thinly veiled, literal portrait a scowling President Obama ignites The Constitution of the United States with the mere touch of his finger. World famous artiste Jon McNaughton warns the Christian faithful of the Mormon intent to turn [...]

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The Hunger Games: A Barbaric Socialist Saga of Impending Obama-Sanctioned Doom

March 21, 2012 12:02 pm202 comments
The Hunger Games: A Barbaric Socialist Saga of Impending Obama-Sanctioned Doom

Every so often, a radical pseudo-intellectual decides to write about some problem they have with America, making great use of tactics such as hyperbole, perjury and hypnotism. George Orwell’s 1984, radical commie propaganda, designed to denigrate Watergate. Marx, radical commie propaganda, designed to denigrate capitalism. Harry Potter, radical commie propaganda, [...]

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Ron Paul Claims $10,000 Gold Prices Key To American Future, Savior for Economically Frozen Planet

March 19, 2012 7:05 am19 comments
Ron Paul Claims $10,000 Gold Prices Key To American Future, Savior for Economically Frozen Planet

Ron Paul is at it again.  After losing 68 members of his ‘Paul’s Posse’ militia group after a stand-off with federal troops in Columbia, Missouri, a recently bailed Paul is full of undaunted energy as he continues his campaign of dismantling America as we know it. Paul’s newest platform is enticing [...]

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Police Finally Arrest Ron Paul Backers in Mizzou

March 18, 2012 9:51 am13 comments
Police Finally Arrest Ron Paul Backers in Mizzou

Columbia, Missouri – Ron Paul Backers were arrested today as they awaited the return of the Mizzou Tigers, the backwater college that was heartily defeated in the NCAA tournament by the Melo-less Syracuse Orange. With his campaign numbers waning and struggling, it’s said the the Ron Paul backers planned to [...]

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War on Women and Gays is a Solution, Not a Problem

March 16, 2012 9:59 pm55 comments
War on Women and Gays is a Solution, Not a Problem

Why, Why, Why? The internet is all boogered up with twitterings and long winded commentary about how crap-house-rat-crazy the conservative GOP’s sudden and sustained legislative assault on the health and reproductive rights of womenz and “The Gay” appears to be holy motivated by the religious right. That kind of language [...]

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Fox News’ The Five Absolutely Shocked Obama Snubbed them for Clooney, Buffet at State Dinner

March 15, 2012 5:05 pm8 comments
Fox News’ The Five Absolutely Shocked Obama Snubbed them for Clooney, Buffet at State Dinner

Andrea “Los Tantalizing Legs” Tantoros and friends sit around a NewsCorp table, all expressing absolute shock and rage that they were snubbed by Barack Hussein Obama at the White House’s recent state dinner with British MP David Cameron. Last week, United States President Barack Hussein Obama spent over $350 million [...]

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Beware The Ides of March, America, Meaning Gays Are Planning to Stab Us in the Back!

12:20 pm58 comments
Beware The Ides of March, America, Meaning Gays Are Planning to Stab Us in the Back!

Beware the Ides of March, America! As you sit peacefully in your home or office, thinking about how Kentucky will win the NCAA tournament or what’s to have for lunch, in Washington DC a Greek tragedy is taking place! It’s as if America’s fate is being whiz penned in homosexually yellow [...]

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Iran Wants War, Look How Close They Put Their Country to Our Military Bases

March 13, 2012 1:54 pm49 comments
Iran Wants War, Look How Close They Put Their Country to Our Military Bases

In the image above, we prove that Iran wants war with America.   Look at how closely their country has been situated to all our strategic military bases.  Iran is baiting and begging us to strike our might right in the heart of Tehran. These people know know they have a [...]

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