Satan Has Set His Sights On The United States of America

February 21, 2012 7:13 pm55 comments
Satan Has Set His Sights On The United States of America

Santorum Warns “Satan Has His Sights on America” Listen to the words of our dear future president, Rick Santorum, as he brings the message I’ve warned you all about since we let the mocha Muslim take office! America, Satan is trying to systematically dismantle our country.  Satan hates the fact [...]

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Virtuous: Chris Christie Vetoes Bill to Legalise Pedophile Marriage

February 20, 2012 2:10 pm39 comments

Chris Christie thwarts pro-pedophilia Democrats!

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Obama Smiles As Chinese Woman Gropes His Butt (Photo Evidence)

7:54 am23 comments
Obama Smiles As Chinese Woman Gropes His Butt (Photo Evidence)

Well, well, well. Colored me surprised. Obama the ‘gay rights’ president is letting a Chinese women feel up his backside. No warning! Look at how Obama squenches his neck and grin like watermelon happiness. He is really enjoying this Sadako hand maiden giving his backside a tossle!  I warned everyone [...]

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Iran Cuts Off Oil to UK and France, Threatens World With Female Terror Ninjas (Photos)

February 19, 2012 6:10 pm52 comments
Iran Cuts Off Oil to UK and France, Threatens World With Female Terror Ninjas (Photos)

In a bold move of defiance and war, Iran has cut off The United Kingdom and France from its crucial oil supply.  France and the UK backed America’s plan to obliterate Iran with nuclear arms.  In addition to stopping its oil supply, Iran today unveiled its latest terror to the [...]

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Gas Prices Prove Why America Must Nuke Iran

February 18, 2012 7:59 pm89 comments
Gas Prices Prove Why America Must Nuke Iran

America is justified in nuking Iran to lower the obscenely high $4.29 gas prices.

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Is Pyramid Scheming Mormon Billionaire Frank VanderSloot Secretly Using Mitt Romney’s Candidacy to Promote Occultism and Pedophilia?

February 17, 2012 10:03 pm82 comments
Is Pyramid Scheming Mormon Billionaire Frank VanderSloot Secretly Using Mitt Romney’s Candidacy to Promote Occultism and Pedophilia?

The machinations of America’s billionaires have become a hot topic this presidential campaign season. Barack Obama has the likes of George Soros firmly planted in his back pocket and independent-minded citizens are duly outraged. Yet on the other side, there is one man whose influence raises warning flags of corruption and an endgame that can be described as nothing less than apocalyptic.

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Gay Flash Mob Brutally Attacks Newt Gingrich in West Hollywood, One Officer Reverse Sodomized in Clash

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Gay Flash Mob Brutally Attacks Newt Gingrich in West Hollywood, One Officer Reverse Sodomized in Clash

 Shocked officials in Los Angeles have been in battle with a mob of tough homosexual drug afficianados calling themselves the West Hollywood Leatherdaddies.  Hopped up on the most lurid combinations of LSD and crack rock, these men allegedly threw out a spike trap to disable Newt Gingrich’s tour bus late [...]

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Joe Kennedy III Announces Intent to Run for Rep Barney Frank’s Seat, Continue Family’s Tradition of Adultering and Drinking

February 16, 2012 6:54 pm50 comments
Joe Kennedy III Announces Intent to Run for Rep Barney Frank’s Seat, Continue Family’s Tradition of Adultering and Drinking

Hair shining bright red with dangerously Irish Catholicism, young  Joe Kennedy III may be the most threatening son of Camelot to ever stand against our Christian Republican party. What’s most disturbing about the Kennedy legacy is their flagrant disregard for marital loyalty.  JFK popularized the notion that the POTUS is a [...]

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Under Investigation for Campaign Finance Violations, Viacom Cancels Stephen Colbert’s “Colbert Report”

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Under Investigation for Campaign Finance Violations, Viacom Cancels Stephen Colbert’s “Colbert Report”

Years of political mudslinging and questionable financial schemes have finally caught with popular Comedy Central host Stephen Colbert. Sources inside the Federal Election Commission have revealed that an investigation was launched some weeks ago and has now garnered the interest of the FBI. According to the website Politico.com…

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Rep. Barney Frank Set to Destroy Marriage

February 11, 2012 3:04 am21 comments
Rep. Barney Frank Set to Destroy Marriage

Renowned gay homosexual Rep. Barney Frank has officially entrenched himself as the number one threat to the American way of life with his announcement that he plans to “marry” his longtime “partner” this summer.

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BREAKING NEWS: ANONYMOUS HACKS CIA & U.N. COMPUTERS

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BREAKING NEWS: ANONYMOUS HACKS CIA & U.N. COMPUTERS

It’s a chilling reality for Americans who are questioning just how secure so called “secure Websites” are. James Canfield with Google posed this question… “If the U.S. government can’t keep their Websites and phone lines secure from these evildoers then no one is safe.” So far the U.S. government has been helpless and vulnerable to these attacks. Law enforcement efforts to identify and take down this Godless hacker group so far appear inept.

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Proof that Russia is Experimenting with Nuclear Tesla Trooper Death Energy

February 6, 2012 7:59 pm34 comments

What do you get when you mix cold hearted Soviet science, wreckless Tesla electrical experiments and raw nuclear power? This terrifying video, shot just outside of Moscow! My eldest brother fought and died protecting humanity from the NAZIs. All my life I wish Harry Truman could have had a nuke [...]

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Liberals Crying Over This John McNaughton Cartoon That Shows Obama Trampling Constitution, Founding Fathers Crying

February 5, 2012 11:54 am21 comments
Liberals Crying Over This John McNaughton Cartoon That Shows Obama Trampling Constitution, Founding Fathers Crying

Barack Obama Tramples US Constitution, Founding Fathers In Tears  John McNaughton is the greatest hero of the modern era.  With but a stroke of his paintbrush, he has upset the crazy liberals who want to dominate our world. The image at left is a rough screenshot of this masterpiece that depicts [...]

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Starbucks: Are You Drinking The Gay?

February 4, 2012 7:29 pm29 comments
Starbucks: Are You Drinking The Gay?

A good Christian must be cautious with their choices of beverages. It’s a dangerous world out there. You don’t want to drink something homosexual, or something hipstersexual, or something liberal and atheist. But only one line of beverages is all three. Starbucks covers the entire unholy trinity, and it is dangerous to America and to the future of your children.

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Scandinavia: Home of Emosexuality, Atheism, and Pretentiousness

February 1, 2012 7:56 pm74 comments
Scandinavia: Home of Emosexuality, Atheism, and Pretentiousness

Scandinavia is a continent full of deceptively beautiful people and deceptively beautiful landscapes. Everyone is tall, blonde, pale and thin. The images we see look like they’re from some fairytale adventure land. But there’s more than meets the eye. Canada’s neighbor to the east, Scandinavia seems to have adopted many of Canada’s sins, but ramped it up to eleven.

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