In America, over 51% of marriages end in divorce. While most marriages end due to women cheating on social sites such as Facebook or not keeping the ‘thrill’ of romance alive, ultimately some marriages end due to the infidelity of men. Every man is tempted to cheat several times at [...]

Well, another self-aggrandizing report from the Saul Alinsky liberal educated elite is claiming that conservatives are less intelligent than their liberal counterparts. Will someone help these people get over their second class status, get back to work as janitors and off the government teat? “Power is not only what you [...]

Any Good Christian knows that God created the world. God created the world perfectly, with Moral Americans giving him emotional support; with Canadians, Europeans, Australians, Asians and Blacks to laugh at; with hipstersexuals and emosexuals to present him with a fun challenge, basically they’re the villains in his video game; and a labyrinth known as the countries and continents completing it for his own personal enjoyment. However, the incessant liberals dispute this, arguing that we can’t prove the existence of God and that it simply happened as a result of the Big Bang. Ignoring the fact that the theory is a double entendre that seems to want us to believe that a bunch of particles are engaging in an orgy, that’s illogical, to steal a quote from my fictional nemesis Spock. Something cannot come from nothing.

BREAKING:  US President Barack Obama Assaults Arizona Governor Jen Brewer Wednesday, Jan 25, 18:27:22 ET President Barack Hussein Obama arrived in Phoenix today and was immediately greeted by Arizona governor Jan Brewer.  Relishing in the sun, inside reporters claim Obama initially looked happy as he stepped off Air Force One, [...]

When you picture terrorists, you picture islamists with stolen uzis and hand grenades running into a government building of this Christian Nation. But there’s a more subtle type of terrorism going on in America. Yes, terrorism of the mind. That, we can mainly credit to the hipstersexual movement and traitors like Obamney who tolerate or motivate them.

Presidential candidate Ron Paul updated his facebook status to commend his son, congressman Rand Paul (R – Kentucky) for being detained by the TSA int he Nashville, TN, airport. Paul apparently set off an airport security full-body scanner “on a glitch,” a spokesman in Paul’s office told reporters. The Nashville [...]

This story broke late last night with the obstreperous blah nightingale,”AngryBlackLady” who began tweetering the effectiveness of a Santorum moneybomb uniting the Conservative movement. Santorum’s website calls on the faithful to lubricate the squeaky gears of the Santorum political machine. As a outspoken advocate for legislating a three way marriage [...]

Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich poses with Stepford Wife Callista Gingrich, the woman he dumped his first second wife for because she ’was not pretty enough to be first lady’. Today America has officially made Mormonism a worse crime than Adultery of any sort.  Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a Republican and [...]

On the eve of a Gingrich victory in the South Carolina primary race, it is clear the President is worried and must use all the campaign tricks in his Chicago magic sack to lure the woman vote. It is embarrassment that he is pandering for the female vote so openly. [...]

Obama has promoted socialism in America once again, this time using his own body to illegally distribute Al Green’s classic “Let’s Stay Together”. In a move that shocked industry officials, Obama tricked a crowd of thousands and along with millions of television viewers into illegally hearing the music that Obama [...]

After the disastrous Rick Perry wearing Brokeback Mountain clothing while spouting diatribes about a non-gay American utopia, I had my questions if this man was a double agent? While Texans vehemently claim that the brown poncho villa cowhide jacket is common in those there parts, I really do doubt it.  [...]

Spartanburg, SC – Nikki Haley, Governor of South Carolina has been facing the slings and arrows of Northern aggression when it comes to making sure all citizens of the state not only have the opportunity to vote, but vote for the wight GOP candidate. The bill requires people to present [...]

I know exactly who you are Karl Rove and this is no idle threat. As the chief architect of George Bush’s dramatic rise to power, you had an incredible role in shaping the direction of this nation over the last decade. You brought Conservative Evangelicals to the forefront and gave [...]

Just days ago I revealed that Mitt Romney is a Mexican. But now new news has come to me that will rock the Republican world. It seems that a conservative black preacher in New York is accusing Newt Gingrich and Mitt Romney of both being fathered by black men. He [...]

Early debates for the Republican nomination enjoyed an enormous popularity. Unfortunately the thrill and novelty of the question-answer debate format is limited. Taking a cue from Hollywood, the South Carolina Republican League of Women Voters is hosting a GOP Pageant Talent Show on the theme of “Women and Marriage” to [...]