BREAKING PARENT ALERT Today’s research into the evil machinations of President B. Hussein Obama confirms the worst of our fears. Parents, Obama is working directly with the Chinese to brainwash your innocent children. Breaking – Obama Brainwashes Our Children (video)You can see the blank, soul-less stares in the eyes of [...]

Last week the Chinese were being very smug and arrogant, making fun of fair America because for the first time in the history of the modern world they managed to sell more cars than us. Now much like you, I am extremely terrified of Chinese people, but I’m not racist. [...]

The always charming and brilliant Michelle Malkin, who is part of the terrific two (along with our beloved Ann Coulter), was brutally attacked by the weapon of photographic implications. You can guess who was behind this one: the liberal media. There is a photo going around the internet that makes [...]

The Item: GoGirl Female Urination Device for Travel and Active Women Feminists are rejoicing and liberal scientists doing backflips as a new device called the GoGirl has allowed the unimaginable: women can now go potty while standing straight up! “You won’t be like a man. You’ll just pee like one.” [...]

Now this is just preposterous and outrageous. As you know, there are several renegade scientists who have joined a sect form of science known as evolutionology. This scientific cult has been busy the last few weeks spreading all types of videos that use ordinarily cute animals, but force them to [...]

49,551,703 This is the number of people who have been murdered since the tragic Roe v Wade decision in 1973. It is time to stand up and say no more. Morality reigns supreme in America today as North Dakota has banned the sin of abortion. Today the good people in [...]

As many of our readers know, last week the immoral miscreants behind the New York based BJ Radio show decided to encourage their listeners to sin and attack our fine community here at ChristWire. Show host ‘Bizza’ reportedly has a very special meaning behind the “BJ” in BJ Radio show. [...]

I’m so very frustrated right now and you should be too. As you know, America is suffering one of the most tragic economic crunches since The Great Depression. The numbers are staggering; we’re trillions in debt, noble businesses are being forced to shut down and millions upon millions of good [...]

Cultists and believers in things non-scientific are foolishly panicked and scared, as a video emerged on The Sun (British version of MSNBC) that purports to show a real live ghost fouling about a room. Being men of reason and logic, we know this video can be easily debunked. Let’s first [...]

As many of you are well aware, today is the 200th birthday celebration of one of the most evil, perverse men in history; Charles Darwin. Truly, each year February 12 brings tidings of glory to the dark hearts of liberals who celebrate this man who is the father and author [...]

Embarrassment and shame summarize the collective emotion of communist China today, as their attempts at claiming to send cosmonauts to space (for a spacewalk) have been proven false by advanced scientific video review. Some of our top scientists discovered that China most likely staged their fake spacewalk, on their fake [...]

One of the most ugly, hateful things in our world today is unfair prejudice and stereotyping. Surely, this age of progressiveness that has been fostered by the Conservative Christian movement has lead to unprecedented peace among the global cultures, but there are still those out there who want nothing but [...]

The Liberal Media is now claiming to have definitive proof that an affair took place between none other than Mr. T and the noble Nancy Reagan, the wife of one of the greatest Moral Leaders in the history of Earth, Ronald Reagan. This is what the liberals have heralded as [...]

Perverse soda sponsorship is the talk today, as the once noble Pepsico stands accused of taking kindly to the homosexual gay agenda (the homogay). As reported by The Truth Manifesto Pepsi gave $500,000 to the Human Rights Campaign (HRC), the largest and most powerful gay lobbying group in America. The [...]

photo credit: azrainmanChristWire.org Russian Dictator Vladmir Putin today expressed kind words to his comrade, B. Hussein Obama. Putin’s praise for Obama came after the new ‘president’ announced that he would not continue President Bush’s plan to bring freedom to Europe by instilling fear and paranoia in the Godless Soviet atheists. [...]