Hola mi amigos! Buenvenidos and Ding Dong, for the Dictator Hugo Chavez is dead! God struck Hugo Chavez dead today with his awesome power! Let this be a message to all dictators! If God’s President Bush called you out into the Axis of Evil, your days are numbered! For years [...]
War on Terror
As we draw closer to the illegal inauguration of the Foreign Autocrat, colloquially known as King Obama the First,...
Terroran, Iran – In Iran’s capital city of Terroran, the scene is jubilation and celebration in the street. ...
Our friends at Fox News have dug deep to uncover the truth about Barack Hussein Obama. I warned you all never to trust...
The vast majority of Americans really don’t think about Canada that much. Why would they? Isn’t it just an arctic wasteland, sparsely populated by uneducated hunter-gatherers who sit shivering in their igloos smoking marijuana and arguing about the price of beaver pelts? Well, yes it is.Read more ›
In the image above, we prove that Iran wants war with America. Look at how closely their country has been situated to all our strategic military bases. Iran is baiting and begging us to strike our might right in the heart of Tehran. These people know know they have a [...]Read more ›
If you are on Facebook, your friends have encouraged you to watch the Kony 2012 video. Many people are watching, blindly getting swept up and then donating to the cause. Yes, we should all know who guys like Kony are and why they are evil. But, we should not blindly [...]Read more ›
Iran is now using the ‘Sandra Fluke Defense’ to defend their nuclear womb from American meddling, but demanding the US still has to fund their nuclear ambition.. Brows thick and deeply furrowed in Arabic anger, a fired up Mahmoud Ahmadinejad suggestively motions his hands to mimic the standard sized vibrating [...]Read more ›
In a bold move of defiance and war, Iran has cut off The United Kingdom and France from its crucial oil supply. France and the UK backed America’s plan to obliterate Iran with nuclear arms. In addition to stopping its oil supply, Iran today unveiled its latest terror to the [...]Read more ›
America is justified in nuking Iran to lower the obscenely high $4.29 gas prices.Read more ›
Scandinavia is a continent full of deceptively beautiful people and deceptively beautiful landscapes. Everyone is tall, blonde, pale and thin. The images we see look like they’re from some fairytale adventure land. But there’s more than meets the eye. Canada’s neighbor to the east, Scandinavia seems to have adopted many of Canada’s sins, but ramped it up to eleven.Read more ›
When you picture terrorists, you picture islamists with stolen uzis and hand grenades running into a government building of this Christian Nation. But there’s a more subtle type of terrorism going on in America. Yes, terrorism of the mind. That, we can mainly credit to the hipstersexual movement and traitors like Obamney who tolerate or motivate them.Read more ›
I know exactly who you are Karl Rove and this is no idle threat. As the chief architect of George Bush’s dramatic rise to power, you had an incredible role in shaping the direction of this nation over the last decade. You brought Conservative Evangelicals to the forefront and gave [...]Read more ›
If you like your eyes, you may just want to click away and not watch the following video. For some reason, Carrot Top Kathy Griffin thought that the best way to start out 2012 was to give the world a look at her ginger freckled sag cannons. Sure, plastic surgery [...]Read more ›
As Iran Navy Fires Missiles at US Peace Keeping Ship (Photographic Evidence) in Strait of Hormuz, The US Government Must Call for Allied Military Invasion of Tehran
On December 30th, Iranian battleship fires deadly missiles upon non-aggressive U.S. carrier on a peace keeping mission in the Strait of Hormuz. Iran is threatening to cut the Western world off from crucial oil supplies and is attempting to initiate a global conflict. Quick, decisive action is needed from Washington, DC, to contain [...]Read more ›