You know we’re living in a delusional world when libtards all over the place are not giving President Bush credit for killing Osama bin Laden.  Bin Laden was killed because President Bush declared war on Al-Qaeda, Hamas and every other terrorist on Earth. When Bush was wiping Saddam off the [...]

After ten years and countless lives lost, we finally got him. Osama Bin Laden, dead. Shot in the head by American Soldiers. Also one other little tidbit for the public to chew on: we have taken custody of the body.

  I signed into Facebook and I was assaulted with a long Update Wall of messages. They all involved the glorious death of Osama bin Laden, the bearded rat that has cowered from our wrath for over a decade. Tonight, our troops sent him home to his diseased 72 virgins [...]

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H839dIw8hk4 Politicians will make grandiose statements and announcements, acting as if they were on the battlefronts of war, with only their guns, wits and brave brothers and sisters in arms protecting a great, evil enemy from ripping their lives away. The sacrifice for freedom is great. It does not come [...]

As you have no doubt heard, unless you have been living in a cave (Although there is one guy who was living in a cave who knew exactly what was going on) American troops have killed Osama Bin Laden. Who will now take over as the biggest threat to America? Here is a list we, at Christwire.org, have brought you for your consideration.

President Bush, with eyes squinted in brave focus, announced, “We will smoke you terrorists out of your holes”. This was after they bombed away our innnocence on 9/11. At first, the world stood behind us and stood strong. President Bush knew two countries were responsible: Saddam Hussein’s Iraq and Osama [...]

According to chrisTwire journalist Chuck Reagan, President Barack Hussein Obama is going to announce later this hour that his distant cousin Osama Bin Laden is dead. George W Bush promised he would be delivered Dead or Alive; that promise has now been fulfilled. The capture and abortion of Osama Bin [...]

BREAKING NEWS – CW Global Newswire President Barack Obama announces that elusive terrorist Osama Bin Laden is dead.  Osama Bin Laden is one of the most infamous terrorists in the history of mankind. On May 1st, 2011, Osama Bin Laden has been captured.  President Obama announced the death of Osama [...]

In England they don’t have a lot of things going on in the news like America does, so they often turn to the tabloid fare in order to keep their knickers wenched during tea time. This week it is the marriage of their future king William to harlot and terrorist sympathizer Kate Middleton.

WASHINGTON – The government is adopting a simple alert system to warn the public of terrorist threats and possible attacks, Homeland Secretary Janet Napolitano announced Wednesday. The new warning system to be put in place by next week will replace the color-coded alert system that was adopted shortly after the [...]

Donald Trump has called for a press conference tonight, indicating a MAJOR announcement.

Cat owners are delusional people who try to pretend that they do not have a violent, unpredictable beast as a pet. Just like that creepy moment in Silence of the Lambs, where Buffalo Bill says “It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again”, every [...]

[poll id=23]  My Dearest Comrads: I bring your attetnion to our hard earned money and what/who it is funding: The corrupt soldiers in the middle east. They aren’t even ordered to kill most of these people. We shouldn’t allow this to happen, so, I will say this: Think twice about [...]

 -Secretary Hillary Clinton, Screeching Over Botched US/Nato/UN alliance responsibility in Libya. Hillary Clinton’s face was once again torn up in female hormonal rage, this time because everyone is laughing at her poor planning for the Libya war. What we have with Hillary Clinton is a rare opportunity to prove that [...]

Now that President Barack Obama is doing his American duty and protecting the world from Muslim extremists like Muammar Qaddafi and Sultan Mubarack, we see the response from the Arab World. President Obama has finally realized what his predecessor President George W. Bush knew all along.  Muslims have a strong [...]