God woke up early today so that he could shut out the Sun. As you read this article, God has a group of angels en-route to the sun to hold a giant circular shaped holy drape right over it. This drape was sewn by the skilled hands of Mother Mary herself, so don’t think it’s just going to burn away. This is all symbolism. The covered sun resembled a giant gaping sinhole, what gay men fantasize about ever 30 seconds [...]
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