Dr. Garrett N. Benefield, PhD. (Left) and                                                                                            Robert Anderson (Right) with Integrated Genetics   BURLINGTON, N.C. – The White House announced today that LabCorp of Burlington, North Carolina will take the led in conducting government studies of Eugenics after renewed interest surfaced in [...]

What have both Newt Gingrich and Bill Clinton put in their filthy mouths? Answer: The spork!

Animal testing is endemic in our society. But there is a way out. And that way may lie south of the border.

College women continue to find new ways to threaten the academic future of your son with sex.   Sodom raves, vajazzling, ‘devil’s cup’ blindfold parties and throbbing gristle are only a tiny fraction of the latest threats to young men in college. At an alarming rate, female coeds are wielding [...]

If a gay has sneezed on you, you probably have it. During the Dark Ages, homosexuality was rampant. With the church being weakened and the world far removed from the ability to read or practice Christianity, immoral lifestyles lead humans to fall prey to many different diseases. The most notable [...]

Chicken nuggets, right before being soaked in ammonia to destroy bacteria obtained from the long separation process.  Since no one likes the taste of ammonia, it will be artificially reflavored and treated with dyes so the consumer thinks it is a natural cut of meat. Chicken Nuggets.  Hot dogs.  Deli [...]

LE ROY, NY (CWGLOBAL) For It Is Written! Psalms 106:29 Thus they provoked him to anger with their inventions: and the plague brake in upon them.   Oh fecal friendly nation of America, you have provoked your God to anger!  Did you not think that you could allow two men [...]

Hazel Jones is a beautiful young woman from the United Kingdom, enjoying life just like many around her.  But unlike others, she has a rare condition that she is not afraid to talk about:  a deviated seperator flap. As many savvy with genetics understand, a woman has a seperator flap [...]

Scientists have used the discarded remains of innocent babies, or what they heartlessly call “stem cells” to develop the most startling abomination of nature to date, HMO-666, a gay gene, in hopes that they might use it to confound the American public, leaving them with no choice but to support [...]

This is the famous atheist physician, Richard Fineman. Look at him. Look at his doughy skin, his beady eyes and his blank face. Look at his finely coiffed hair. Something isn’t right with this image. Mr. Fineman, best known for doing science that involves incredibly complicated math, doesn’t seem fully [...]

The gay marriage city of New York has even more shame today, following the report of a woman performing an abortion on herself. As many of you already know, the current president of America is a potential Muslim national who believes that killing babies is okay. Obama has repeatedly refused [...]

Hi, weird but totally serious question for you. Freshman in college here, living with another guy for the first time. My roommate is very cool, a jock type with lots of friends. The thing is I can hear him jerk off at night. First couple of times it was like [...]

Parent’s Worse Nightmare:  Children Having “Unorthodox Seizures” After Watching Vampire Birth Scene in Twilight WARNING:  THE SUBJECT MATTER IN THE VIDEO MEDIA IN THIS EDITORIAL/MOVIE REVIEW COVERS THE DEMONIC FILM TWILIGHT BREAKING DAWN PART 1.  PLEASE IMMEDIATELY PRAY BEFORE REVIEWING AND INSTRUCT ALL CHILDREN/WOMEN TO LEAVE THE ROOM BEFORE VIEWING SO THEY [...]

The dangerous drug continine has been detected at critical levels in our newest national tap water surveys. Such a high rate of poisonous contamination indicates a deliberate effort to place this compound in the water by the Obama Administration. Is Obama trying to induce homosexual proclivity by spiking the nation’s [...]

Abe’s Caveman Diet There was a point in time when that picture above would send every man’s mouth watering and stoking the fires of his grill to create juicy, succulent perfection.  For some of you, the same rings true.  It matters not the season, tomorrow you will have you a [...]