Holly Mornser, a new mermaid species created by crazed atheist superscientists.  These superscientists are trying to play God and prove the ‘big bang’ by creating lust mermaids with giant fish tunnel sinslits to convince men that it’s natural to lust outside the boundaries of natural order. My anger is kindled [...]

“Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.” ~ Albert Einstein It isn’t much fun for the fellas when Aunt Ruby is in town. Cranky, bloated and craving salt or chocolate a woman’s body grieves another missed opportunity to incubate new life each month during menstruation. A new [...]

Any Good Christian knows that God created the world. God created the world perfectly, with Moral Americans giving him emotional support; with Canadians, Europeans, Australians, Asians and Blacks to laugh at; with hipstersexuals and emosexuals to present him with a fun challenge, basically they’re the villains in his video game; and a labyrinth known as the countries and continents completing it for his own personal enjoyment. However, the incessant liberals dispute this, arguing that we can’t prove the existence of God and that it simply happened as a result of the Big Bang. Ignoring the fact that the theory is a double entendre that seems to want us to believe that a bunch of particles are engaging in an orgy, that’s illogical, to steal a quote from my fictional nemesis Spock. Something cannot come from nothing.

Well, it looks like grand master mix Satan is mixing the turbines of hell again and helping our enemies meld the greatest genetic abominations! I never thought I’d see anything more terrifying than the real life unicorn women! Satan melded the DNA abomination right on that women’s forhead in an [...]

If there were one word used to describe atheists, it would be ‘deceptive’.  Atheists are people who use all sorts of bogus and flattering word to describe themselves and their fascist movement to destroy religious freedom in America. One of the biggest lies of atheism has to do with evolution.  [...]

God willing, please remove all children under the age of 30 from the kitchen before you read this article. It contains extremely offensive and sinful contents and is a warning to fathers and mothers everywhere. If you haven’t already moved the computer to your kitchen, do so immediately. The kitchen [...]

The world wide web is large and full of sin. The only way ensure avoidance of Satan while browsing the internet is to set your homepage to christwire.org and refuse to click any links that take you off-site. Be warned: I am about to link to a non-Christwire sin site. [...]

My fellow believers, as we have all come to know, appreciate and accept as truth, the words of God, transcript in the bible. The words of which truth behold and none-other prevail over. Though many believe that something as simple as is written in the first few pages of the [...]

God is great. His reasoning is beyond that of yours or mine, and all of His creation is without flaw. Everything He makes, He makes for a reason, and nothing He makes is lacking in order or clarity. But we are living in dark days. Heathen scientists have invented their [...]

As I’m sure you’ve been aware, Charles Darwin’s unholy fictional novel known as “The Origin of Species” is recognized as formal doctrine of the Satanic Church of America, and is even considered to be the official Antichrist’s Bible in some Luciferian sects. Since this is America, these blasphemous Wiccan religions [...]

As society goes through a broad transformation in its relationship to marriage, the fundamental role of motherhood is being rewritten. We have become a less family-focused country. We have separated sex, parenting and moral obligations to an extraordinary degree. Gay marriage advocates welcome this change, but it has far-reaching consequences [...]