Why do all black people look so much alike? While many may call me racist for saying such things, the truth is in the chocolate pudding. This famous example of a the newsman who looks just like the homotoucher in the photo is one case in point example. If you [...]

Almost a decade ago, a story of a brave young man who killed a 1,051 pound feral pig hogzilla impressed America and the world at large. As I broke this story in my early days of journalism, little did I know or understand the full implication of the brave young [...]

Does masculinity have any value in American culture today? Slate Magazine recently reported that many television programs this season promote weak, effeminate male characters. From Kevin Dillon in “How To Be A Gentlemen” to Dan Fogler in “Man Up,” these types of shows celebrate the unemployed and immature man as [...]

Whilst exalting in the aftershocks of the earthquake, an angelic messenger of God came to me and bestowed upon me the following prophetic vision: Hurricane Irene will rain devastation on America’s sinful, blasphemous coastal dwellers while the pious Midwestern folk will continue to bask in the glory of the Almighty. [...]

The Human Botfly Imagine a creature, so vile, that it would give the fauna and flora of a Shakesperean nunnery great pause. Such imagery almost describes the evil and nasty horror of our first animal, the human botfly. The harrowing story that follows explains the rotten evil of a human [...]

Berkeley, CA – Novel new research conducted at UC Berkeley reveals what many have known all along: homosexuality (gay proclivity) is not inherited in a Mendelian sense, but rather is caused by a change to the body’s somatic cells. A crushing blow to the ‘genetic compontent’ gay community advocates, new research [...]

It is with great difficulty that we survey the melancholy state of affairs in this new millennium. Despite our unprecedented abundance, and even cultural excess, we still have those who suffer needlessly in their day-to-day lives. Disease and political violence have become central issues in the halls of our great [...]

It is a sad, sad shame that there are people on Earth untouched by the glory of America.  As you and I have such joys in life as being able to buy our food from Wal-mart and can even now find the Bible online on a computer, there are people [...]