“Take the averaged black man and ask him lack, she got to pack much back”  black quack rapper Dr. Dray For some odd reason, black men are infatuated with a woman’s backside.  They make this point known and we see even if they become president of the White House, there [...]

WARNING:  The Following Video Media is Very Uncomfortable.  A black cat is seen looking very demonic and eerily creeping up next to a crying baby, clearly terrified and sensing that it is in danger.  The video contains an act of Satan.  Please immediately pray and then demand all women/children leave [...]

Toronto (chrisTwire) — The liberal media in conjunction with the Obama administration and MTV has spent the last decade trying to tell our kids that it is okay to be gay. Well science has finally proven that it is not okay. It appears the Toronto Zoo’s famously same-sex pair of [...]

Well, it looks like grand master mix Satan is mixing the turbines of hell again and helping our enemies meld the greatest genetic abominations! I never thought I’d see anything more terrifying than the real life unicorn women! Satan melded the DNA abomination right on that women’s forhead in an [...]

It is no secret that NASA has been struggling in its current state. They so desperate to promote their evolutonism lie and have gone so far as to release questionable data relating to the “Arsenic-bug” which was said to substitute arsenic for phosphorous, making it a “new farm of life” [...]

Scientists have used the discarded remains of innocent babies, or what they heartlessly call “stem cells” to develop the most startling abomination of nature to date, HMO-666, a gay gene, in hopes that they might use it to confound the American public, leaving them with no choice but to support [...]

This is the famous atheist physician, Richard Fineman. Look at him. Look at his doughy skin, his beady eyes and his blank face. Look at his finely coiffed hair. Something isn’t right with this image. Mr. Fineman, best known for doing science that involves incredibly complicated math, doesn’t seem fully [...]

It’s a well known fact that gays daydream about blowholes and rod like objects once every 30 seconds as they sit filing their nails, as their little easy secretary and nursing jobs, so the new GE (genetic engineer) creature that the Chinese have made will surely be a top item [...]

The gay marriage city of New York has even more shame today, following the report of a woman performing an abortion on herself. As many of you already know, the current president of America is a potential Muslim national who believes that killing babies is okay. Obama has repeatedly refused [...]

Behold, sodomites!  For God has sent a great fish to again rid the world of sinners and phallic intestinal dwellers! For it is written: Jonah 1:17 – Now the LORD had prepared a great fish to swallow up Jonah. And Jonah was in the belly of the fish three days [...]

Computer games: they’re not just for awkward and apathetic teens anymore. In recent years, addictive video gaming has become very popular with children from as young as 5 to as old as 25. It has hit families from all creeds and all socio-economic backgrounds. For Christian parents, the challenge has [...]

Hi, weird but totally serious question for you. Freshman in college here, living with another guy for the first time. My roommate is very cool, a jock type with lots of friends. The thing is I can hear him jerk off at night. First couple of times it was like [...]

Parent’s Worse Nightmare:  Children Having “Unorthodox Seizures” After Watching Vampire Birth Scene in Twilight WARNING:  THE SUBJECT MATTER IN THE VIDEO MEDIA IN THIS EDITORIAL/MOVIE REVIEW COVERS THE DEMONIC FILM TWILIGHT BREAKING DAWN PART 1.  PLEASE IMMEDIATELY PRAY BEFORE REVIEWING AND INSTRUCT ALL CHILDREN/WOMEN TO LEAVE THE ROOM BEFORE VIEWING SO THEY [...]

This is a vital appeal to all those who are concerned for the safety of children in America today. Recently, shocking reports about a new video game called “SkyRim“ lit a fire on the internet. The ramifications of this disturbing piece of technology were made vividly clear and parents across [...]

The dangerous drug continine has been detected at critical levels in our newest national tap water surveys. Such a high rate of poisonous contamination indicates a deliberate effort to place this compound in the water by the Obama Administration. Is Obama trying to induce homosexual proclivity by spiking the nation’s [...]