DISCOVERED: The Oldest Form of Wireless Communication

October 21, 2011 12:22 pm8 comments
DISCOVERED:  The Oldest Form of Wireless Communication

In this world of technological wonder and progress, it’s oft times easy to overlook the might and wonder of nature.  Friends, we are all fearfully and wonderfully made (Psalms 139:14). As such, our bodies are temples unto the Lord. We are made to enjoy life and to enjoy service of [...]

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50 Exotic Ohio Animals Escape Confines, Shot By Podunk Cops

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50 Exotic Ohio Animals Escape Confines, Shot By Podunk Cops

I’m not an animal rights activist by any means, but when there’s stories of 50 Exotic Ohio Animals Escape Confines something makes me wonder if someway, somehow, humans didn’t do something to create that situation.  Especially, when we find out the animals were being stored in some noplace named Zanesville, [...]

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PHOTOS: Exotic Animals on the Loose in Zanesvill, Ohio, Cats and More Killed

October 20, 2011 9:07 am7 comments
PHOTOS: Exotic Animals on the Loose in Zanesvill, Ohio, Cats and More Killed

A bittersweet moment from Zanesville, Ohio, after a man of questionable stability released nearly 50 exotic animals into civilization before killing himself. Authorities in Zanesville had to respond to the situation quickly, as all assortments of wild animals (lions, tigers, bears, cheetahs, giraffes, elephants, monkeys, zebra, camels and more) were [...]

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More Proof of Why Cats Must Die: Savage Gang of Lions, Tigers, Bears, and Cheetahs Kill Zanesville Wildlife Preserve Staff, Terrorize Town and Force School Closing

October 19, 2011 9:02 am48 comments

Lions, tiger and bears, and cheetahs. Oh my! Grab your shotguns, good readers, because there is some cat hunting to do in Eastern Ohio. Jungle warfare has broken out in Eastern Ohio as sheriff’s deputies are currently in a standoff with over 12 dozen wild animals. The unholy menagerie of [...]

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Myelodysplastic Syndrome, Formerly Preleukemia (Increasing Cancer Awareness Campaign)

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October is Breast Cancer awareness month.  Breast cancer is a well-publicized condition that can affect both men and women.  During this month, we want to also increase awareness of other types of cancer and related syndromes, to increase public awareness and hopefully public contribution to cancer research in general.  It [...]

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8,000 Foot Lubbock Dust Storm, Massive Haboob Ransacks Community

October 18, 2011 3:41 pm7 comments

Lubbock, Texas – An massive 8,000 foot Lubbock dust storm has people asking, “What has Texas done to get this wrath brought upon themselves?” The massive 8,000 pillar descended over Lubbock, Texas, and choked the community with awe and fear of how weak humans are in the face of God’s [...]

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Yet Another Reasons Cats Cannot Be Trusted: Simon’s Cat, Cat Man Do

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In this video from a fellow illustrator’s series named Simon’s Cat, we see the evil of felines once again revealed. Cats are creatures that masquerade as innocent pets, but deep down within their little mewing busoms hisses the fiery soul of Satan. Cat-lovers will disagree and lie, saying this is [...]

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God Strikes New York Gay Marriage Church with Lightning!

October 16, 2011 7:10 pm16 comments
God Strikes New York Gay Marriage Church with Lightning!

Prepare to behold the power of God, America. As you know, New York decided that it would be alright to violate federal law and rebel against Biblical authority by allowing gay’s to enjoy the confines of marriage. New York made a law that violates the Federal Marriage Act that makes [...]

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Study: 16% of Cell Phones in Great Britain have E. Coli, Poor Handwashing to Blame

October 15, 2011 8:07 am28 comments
Study:  16% of Cell Phones in Great Britain have E. Coli, Poor Handwashing to Blame

New studies reveal that over 16% of cell phones in Great Britain are contaminated with E. coli. The culprit for the bacterial infestation is poor handwashing and it’s estimated that worldwide, 90% of cell phones are contaminated with bacteria due to not washing hands properly after using the restroom.   [...]

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Tasmanian Devils In-Dangered From Gay Cancer, Scientists Report

October 12, 2011 3:18 am14 comments
Tasmanian Devils In-Dangered From Gay Cancer, Scientists Report

Many liberal naturalism aetheists often put forth the idea that homogay behavior is observed in nature, and so that makes it acceptable in human society. Besides the obvious problem with that really stupid, uneducation ignoramus argument, scientiests have found a perfect example of the destructive and corruptive nature of Gay [...]

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Scientific Proof that Life Starts in the Womb

October 11, 2011 11:10 am9 comments
Scientific Proof that Life Starts in the Womb

Democrats try to convince you that it’s normal to murder a baby if the child is still in the womb of the mother.  Yes, I’m bringing up the subject that many dare to whisper.  Abortion. We loudly yell and prove that women have no right to murder babies, but day [...]

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Are Vegans Behind the Listeria Cantaloupe Outbreak

October 8, 2011 6:58 am16 comments
Are Vegans Behind the Listeria Cantaloupe Outbreak

Listeria.  It is the terrifying new outbreak that’s ripping through America and causing more furor than the H1N1 swine flu and deadly avian bird flu, combined.  As we sit at the precipice on the always health-weakening cold and flu season, we must be wary of all new pathogens and from [...]

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Scientists at University of Dallas Create Harry Potter Invisibility Cloak

October 5, 2011 10:49 am42 comments

Enchanted by the ‘witching’ technology of Harry Potter, student scientists at the University of Dallas have created the very sinful invisibility cloaking technology seen in the Harry Potter films. Harry Potter was a movie about demonic witch demons that worked to destroy Christianity in America, as told by the recluse [...]

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More Proof of Why Cats Cannot be Trusted

October 4, 2011 9:17 am119 comments
More Proof of Why Cats Cannot be Trusted

Over 500 years ago, Queen Elizabeth I issued Sir Walter Raleigh an order: find more savage lands to conquer and teach them a better way of life. Such an order naturally lead Sir Raleigh to America, a land full of disgraceful savages who infested the future land of Manifest Destiny [...]

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Black Church Pastor Tells Entire Congregation to Say F U

October 3, 2011 2:13 am12 comments

In the world of black churches, services are very interesting. It is not uncommon to see a choir director wearing shiny suits and swinging form the rafters, as even old church mothers break into African-dancing and claim they have caught the Holy Goose. The preachers always get sweaty and demand [...]

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