*Please send women, children, and especially impressionable teenagers out of the room before viewing the images in these article. While god-fearing Christians are cleaning their homes and shooting their pets, preparing for the Rapture, scheduled October 21 of this year, the rest of the world, heathen for the most part, [...]

Only minutes ago, I shared images of Lindsay Lohan getting the business from some gays she accidentally enticed.  Then almost instantly like Harry Potter magic, she’s back on her feet again and dazzling the crowd with a magical showing of her milknipples and flamebroiler pulser. These images show that this [...]

Horrifying video of Joplin Tornado, from Inside the twister The video i took while at Fastrip on east 20th street. We huddled in the back of the store until the glass got sucked out , then ran into the walk in storage fridge. Sorry for the lack of visuals but [...]

The power of God was on display today, my friends!  Behold! Terrified Icelandic scientists hurried to their radios to send out an alert.  A powerful, unprecedented rattling of the nation was felt by all and later discovered to be due to the formerly inactive Grimsvotn volcano suddenly exploding with activity. The [...]

The rapture has come and we’re all doomed.  As I ran through Wal-Mart for survival supplies today I was afraid because I have not disappeared into heaven.  This has happened because gays and coloreds have infested Georgia with such brown fecal iniquity, got is painting us all with the color of [...]

Many women today may try to deny it, but they are the products of man’s ribs.  They were put here to be our help meat.  Their flesh is here to help us and it is told in the Bible. Our story begins in the Garden of Eden. God had created [...]

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z-OLG0KyR4 Life scholar and former television star Kirk Cameron discusses creation. Scientists have come up with a bizarre theory named ‘The Big Bang” that purports that existence itself was null and void, and then ‘magically’, boom. There was a big explosion and Earth appeared. Scientists believe this happened out of [...]

Prayers to Mississippi as residents are fighting a mighty flood that is swamping through the towns. This early summer’s sporadic weather has resulted in flooding from the mighty Mississippi and many of the smaller rivers that it feeds. Townsfolks have built levies to try to counter the flood, but are [...]

My friends, today I write after an interesting discussion following this week’s Taco Tuesday at Dukes.   Several friends and I table merged with a group of neighbor’s friends, trying to save space in a crowded restaurant. During the course of the meal and table talk, an interesting topic came up:  anal [...]

Angry Birds By the way these things are drawn to look, the App should have been called “Angry-Homogay-Birds-Who-Want-To-Rape-And-Sodomize-Your-Children“. The goal of this particular application is to distract your kids while Satan plants seeds of a destructive nature in their young impressionable minds. It is packed full of references to the [...]

Most engineers, no matter the discipline – mechanical, electrical or chemical – developed a keen interest in engineering and science fiction for one singular reason. That reason is to make a girl robot. One Asian, a young future engineer, has devoted some time and effort into the design and modeling [...]

Conventional wisdom has always held that left handed people are insistent braggarts, roust abouts and militant terrorists that cause problems and issues for manufacture of common tactile items such as scissors, surgery utensils, weapons against the infidels and writing instruments. Scientists now claim in one study, which supports the demise [...]

A recent unbiased scientific study published in the International Psychology of Religion Quarterly Journal is believed by some academics to contain clear evidentiary proof of the long held belief that Atheists and those with viewpoints harnessed by “compassionate” humanist dogma are in fact no good cheaters. The clinical study included [...]

Behold nature’s fury, heathens, and say no to gay marriage.

In the next few weeks, you will be hearing a lot in the news about E:3, a so-called electronics convention. Most of the news will concern the new console to be announced by homogay video game maker, Nintedo.