Every day, millions of people allow themselves to be ruled by a demonic animal that fancies itself a Egyptian pharoah godking.  Cats are amongst the most arrogant of creatures, coyly strutting about and grooming themselves for hours on end, with no trace of loyalty or grace in their hearts.  As [...]

Salta, Argentina - Buried within the peaks of South American moutains, researchers discovered the nearly perfect preserved remains of three Incan children.  Sources indicate the names:  The Maiden, The Boy and The Girl of Lightning.  These remains were found in a cold and desolate summit of Mount Llullaillaco, the frigid isolation leaving remains so untouched by animals, bacteria and other humans [...]

Nefertiti the space spider died in D.C. today.  The red-backed mutant spider was born upon the International Space Station, a product of NASA’s mutant animal program.  Unlike spiders on Earth, Nefertiti could jump 6 feet from standing, spin 6 feet of web per minute and was trained to follow simple [...]

A new type of MRI called oversampling reveals video of twins fighting in the womb, delivering another glancing blow against secularists who beleive life does not start in the womb.  Taken in London, England, the video reveals that in the womb, twins joust and elbow for more room in the [...]

Orlando, FLA - A precious 8-year-0ld child is recovering from a brutal dolphin attack in Florida.  Eye witnesses to the brutality say an innocent child was but taking in the wonders of nature at seaworld, when suddenly from the depths of the sea emerged a vicious beast, intent on biting the [...]

All throughout America, there are men who live in shame and constantly worry about public appearances with their best friend, their dog. Deep in their hearts, they know that at any given moment their dog can create a public display of homosexuality: frantically licking a discarded chicken bone, sashaying with tail upright and [...]

My good Republican friends, we can all now sit back and relax.   Today our Lord has answered our one and only prayer, that we do not have a melanin-rich man as president for the next four years.  I said it and you know that is what we need.  In this time of [...]

Look upon the image to your right, and you will see the great Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.  But behind him, you can see in this rare image a familiar face.  For the first time, we have uncovered absolute and irrefutable proof that Obama is supernatural.  His powers are more [...]

Possessed tongues unified in releasing the Satanic chants of Satan, Legend of Zelda occult members hold a summoning where the Prince of Darkness appears in a double triforce of fire and helps them bring destruction and chaos upon the world. With but a chant and the play of a new Satanic instrument [...]

The Onion forces God to strike New York with Hurricane Sandy for false betrayal story, gay snarkiness.

One of our old sparring buddies has had a tragic turn in his health: Justin Bieber, the crooner we’ve fought so hard against for every year of his popularity, has succumbed to cancer. Justin Bieber has leukemia. Today, much like we did along with our buddies at Fox News after [...]

In the following video, we find a black dog can of course play basketball. In an amazing display of skill and talent, this fine canine uses great skill to dribble the ball with the prowess of Bob Cousey, before throwing a sizzling Steve Nash pass back to his owner, to [...]

United States Colony of Mars (ChristWire) -  New images captures by America’s Mars Rover has revealed what we had hoped all along:  Mars is filled with oil.  Tons of it. NPR’s release of NASA’s findings has shocked the world at large, as many incorrectly assume that oil is the product [...]

There is a sect of atheist superscientists named the Ra-aliens.  These highly spirtual atheists use ancient Egypt chant rituals and a mystic technology called ‘sarcophagus’ that’s said to give them the ability to bring life to old neural cells.  Before seeing this following video, I hoped to my heart the [...]

A vomiting virus outbreak is taking place in Germany, where 96% of all school children have been rushed to the home and their doctors, vomiting after eating this Michelle Obama approved lunch of peas and carrots, corn, a Spammy’s cheese sandwich, rose petal applesauce and Zelda lon lon milk.  Each of these [...]