April 28, 2011 8:38 am
You read the title, now it’s time for the shocking answer: Yes! Blacks in the South caused the recent tornadoes that killed over 130 people. You may have heard about the prestige of our investigative journalism here at Christwire, now you are about to experience it firsthand.
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April 27, 2011 8:19 am
In this thrilling video, a common ant takes on a equal sized spider. It is a life and death expose of heart-pounding action. Who will come out the victor. Make sure to stay tuned until the very end. httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnkhR9Edoj4
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April 26, 2011 9:42 pm
We all know that China is the land of sleeping communist dragons. So it is no surprise to see that even their most innocent looking animals can be overcome by the spirit of the meanest Dragon of all, Satan. Here a normal panda is overtaken by demonic spirits. You can [...]
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12:17 pm
For it is written: God is the great I AM THAT I AM. Be warned, O ye sinners of sot sulfur America. We have been marinated in the combustible fecal juices of homosexual marriages. We have an Arab incense scented black man masquerading as a pure Christian president of our Christian [...]
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1:03 am
Several decades ago in an East Coast hospital, I was born to two loving parents. My parents were good people of a rich heritage and named me Adam, after the first son of God. I was worn with a ‘sparkling set of eyes and the cutest puffs of dark almond [...]
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April 25, 2011 1:41 am
Is it your Zune Home AV Pack v2 possessed by the evil of Satan? Months ago we talk of the living danger of Microsoft company. It made by a man name William Gates III who make much silent money and dark computer projects. He is skull bone fraternity of boiling [...]
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April 24, 2011 9:38 pm
The newest threat to children in California comes from men in little green suits, peddling a new breed of head shops where teenagers are being ‘medically’ approved for medicinal marijuana. The newest report and findings will shock parents and make will make you fearfully think twice when your college son [...]
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8:53 pm
For the past five days, Satan’s online gaming tool known as “The Playstation Network”, or ‘Playsatan Network’ here at Christwire, has been crippled. Over 70 million children and young adults have been blocked from receiving its liberal and gay subliminal messages and are now safe from further penetration.
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April 23, 2011 9:54 pm
As a Christian father, I choose not to allow video games into my household, but occasionally my boys will have sleep overs with other Christian families that might be more lax than ours. Imagine my surprise the other day when I overheard my second oldest boy talking about a video [...]
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9:36 pm
New dramatic video footage shows that TSA and Obama are in trouble with the divine. The place of the revelation today was St. Louis Lambert Airport. It was just another routine day of Obama’s TSA agents getting to grope up innocent America travelers and six-year-old daddy’s girls with cute teddy [...]
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3:21 pm
Your Google Android and/or Apple iPhone is keeping tabs on your every movement, then reporting your position back to corporate servers where a profile of where you tend to shop, eat, leave businesses and return home is permanently stored on servers Every day, you wake up to roll out of [...]
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April 19, 2011 4:35 pm
Recently an email was leaked that contained a photographic reproduction of Obama and his parents as chimpanzees. The email was sent by Marilyn Davenport, a Southern California Tea Party activist and member of the Orange County Republican Party, and was titled: ‘Now you know why – no birth certificate.’ Tea [...]
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April 16, 2011 3:30 am
Undoubtedly weakened by defending herself from deranged Islamo-fascists seeking to nestle in her naïve, hot-blooded bosom, Latin America has fallen victim to an even more dangerous attacker: The Green Dragon of Environmentalism. Bolivia is slated to soon pass unprecedented legislation that would grant the planet the same rights as human [...]
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April 10, 2011 4:41 pm
Cats are slutty creatures by nature, the unspayed constantly mewing and sexually gyrating in fervent manner upon wooden office furniture and surge protectors. Moans of feline ecstasy commonly haunt the cat owners, as at least two weeks of every month a little furball of urine shooting nastiness makes a home [...]
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3:17 pm
In this video, a big brother simply has to say “Justin Bieber cuts his hair” to his Asian sister and she has a terrible fit of pseudoseizures. This is a sure sign of febrile illness and you can see Justin Bieber is again to blame. Very disturbing. httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01u5u4ICYiY&feature=player_embedded
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