Did God Send Tornados To Warn Blacks In The South About Rap Music?

April 28, 2011 8:38 am52 comments
Did God Send Tornados To Warn Blacks In The South About Rap Music?

You read the title, now it’s time for the shocking answer: Yes! Blacks in the South caused the recent tornadoes that killed over 130 people. You may have heard about the prestige of our investigative journalism here at Christwire, now you are about to experience it firsthand.

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Ant Versus Spider

April 27, 2011 8:19 am25 comments

In this thrilling video, a common ant takes on a equal sized spider.  It is a life and death expose of heart-pounding action.  Who will come out the victor.  Make sure to stay tuned until the very end. httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnkhR9Edoj4

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Demented Panda Infected with Chinese Dragon Spirits

April 26, 2011 9:42 pm9 comments

We all know that China is the land of sleeping communist dragons. So it is no surprise to see that even their most innocent looking animals can be overcome by the spirit of the meanest Dragon of all, Satan. Here a normal panda is overtaken by demonic spirits. You can [...]

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God Casts Great Fires and Tornadoes Upon America to Let Everyone Know, No Obama in 2012.

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God Casts Great Fires and Tornadoes Upon America to Let Everyone Know, No Obama in 2012.

For it is written: God is the great I AM THAT I AM. Be warned, O ye sinners of sot sulfur America.  We have been marinated in the combustible fecal juices of homosexual marriages.  We have an Arab incense scented black man masquerading as a pure Christian president of our Christian [...]

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I Am A Transracial Black Man Stuck in a White Man’s Body

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I Am A Transracial Black Man Stuck in a White Man’s Body

Several decades ago in an East Coast hospital, I was born to two loving parents.  My parents were good people of a rich heritage and named me Adam, after the first son of God.  I was worn with a ‘sparkling set of eyes and the cutest puffs of dark almond [...]

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Is Your Zune Home AV Pack v2?

April 25, 2011 1:41 am2 comments

Is it your Zune Home AV Pack v2 possessed by the evil of Satan? Months ago we talk of the living danger of Microsoft company. It made by a man name William Gates III who make much silent money and dark computer projects. He is skull bone fraternity of boiling [...]

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New Marijuana “Doctors” Pushing “Medicinal” Marijuana, Salient Salvia and Magic Mint onto Children at California Hedge Shops

April 24, 2011 9:38 pm21 comments
New Marijuana “Doctors” Pushing “Medicinal” Marijuana, Salient Salvia and Magic Mint onto Children at California Hedge Shops

The newest threat to children in California comes from men in little green suits, peddling a new breed of head shops where teenagers are being ‘medically’ approved for medicinal marijuana. The newest report and findings will shock parents and make will make you fearfully think twice when your college son [...]

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Playstation Network Down, Destroyed By God’s Wrath

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Playstation Network Down, Destroyed By God’s Wrath

For the past five days, Satan’s online gaming tool known as “The Playstation Network”, or ‘Playsatan Network’ here at Christwire, has been crippled. Over 70 million children and young adults have been blocked from receiving its liberal and gay subliminal messages and are now safe from further penetration.

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Is “Portal 2″ Safe for the Christain Family?

April 23, 2011 9:54 pm1,308 comments
Is “Portal 2″ Safe for the Christain Family?

As a Christian father, I choose not to allow video games into my household, but occasionally my boys will have sleep overs with other Christian families that might be more lax than ours. Imagine my surprise the other day when I overheard my second oldest boy talking about a video [...]

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God Gropes TSA Agents with Mighty Tornado in St. Louis Lambert Airport

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God Gropes TSA Agents with Mighty Tornado in St. Louis Lambert Airport

New dramatic video footage shows that TSA and Obama are in trouble with the divine. The place of the revelation today was St. Louis Lambert Airport. It was just another routine day of Obama’s TSA agents getting to grope up innocent America travelers and six-year-old daddy’s girls with cute teddy [...]

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Did You Know Your Apple iPhone and Google Android Are Tracking You?

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Did You Know Your Apple iPhone and Google Android Are Tracking You?

Your Google Android and/or Apple iPhone is keeping tabs on your every movement, then reporting your position back to corporate servers where a profile of where you tend to shop, eat, leave businesses and return home is permanently stored on servers Every day, you wake up to roll out of [...]

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Monkey Mockery: Liberals Finally Deny Evolution

April 19, 2011 4:35 pm50 comments
Monkey Mockery: Liberals Finally Deny Evolution

Recently an email was leaked that contained a photographic reproduction of Obama and his parents as chimpanzees. The email was sent by Marilyn Davenport, a Southern California Tea Party activist and member of the Orange County Republican Party, and was titled: ‘Now you know why – no birth certificate.’ Tea [...]

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Bolivia Exalts Mother Earth Over Our Lord, Dooms Population Straight To Hell

April 16, 2011 3:30 am71 comments
Bolivia Exalts Mother Earth Over Our Lord, Dooms Population Straight To Hell

Undoubtedly weakened by defending herself from deranged Islamo-fascists seeking to nestle in her naïve, hot-blooded bosom, Latin America has fallen victim to an even more dangerous attacker: The Green Dragon of Environmentalism. Bolivia is slated to soon pass unprecedented legislation that would grant the planet the same rights as human [...]

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Why Do Rabbits Rape Cats, Revisted

April 10, 2011 4:41 pm21 comments
Why Do Rabbits Rape Cats, Revisted

Cats are slutty creatures by nature, the unspayed constantly mewing and sexually gyrating in fervent manner upon wooden office furniture and surge protectors. Moans of feline ecstasy commonly haunt the cat owners, as at least two weeks of every month a little furball of urine shooting nastiness makes a home [...]

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Satan Infects Asian Chinese Girl With Bieber Fever

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In this video, a big brother simply has to say “Justin Bieber cuts his hair” to his Asian sister and she has a terrible fit of pseudoseizures. This is a sure sign of febrile illness and you can see Justin Bieber is again to blame. Very disturbing. httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01u5u4ICYiY&feature=player_embedded

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