More Proof Your Pet Cat is Violent, Blood Thirsty and Savage Nasty

March 29, 2011 11:01 am35 comments
More Proof Your Pet Cat is Violent, Blood Thirsty and Savage Nasty

Cats am a violent animal and aren’t as smart as a dog. They are primal and fierce, taking a chance to scratch your face in scraps and then irreversible cat pee doo on your furniture. Dogs are good; they are gentle and friendly, a true companion who will wait until the [...]

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Japanese Tsunami Destroys City of Kesennuma

March 28, 2011 2:39 pmComments Off

More tragedy from Japan, as new unEarthed video footage shows a powerful tsunami water wiping out the city of Kesennuma. The power of Mother Nature is angry in this video, my friends, just like an old man trying to return his soup at the deli. Let us continue to pray [...]

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Feminists Team Up With Japanese To Play God, Destroy Testicles

March 26, 2011 7:22 am15 comments
Don't let his home be destroyed by homogays

Most of the news coming out of Japan these days is bad, however some of it is just downright evil.

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Scientists Create World’s First Openly Gay Horsie Pony

March 25, 2011 7:34 pm9 comments
Scientists Create World’s First Openly Gay Horsie Pony

When I told everyone about the gay pink dolphins, I thought that would be the end of the line.  I fantasized about the day I could take my shot gun down to that river and shoot them all!  Not because I hate animals, but because I wanted to put them [...]

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Lesbian Chinese Scientists Create Artificial Sperm

March 24, 2011 10:59 am8 comments
Lesbian Chinese Scientists Create Artificial Sperm

In the image above, you witness genetic abomination.  Somehow in China, lesbian scientists have harnassed the power of a man’s homunculi spermazoid.  Even though the Chinese are infatuated with creating a clone army to wipe us out, it is not the focus of the story today.  Even more dangerous to [...]

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God Topples 2,000 Foot Tower in Wisconsin, Knocks TV Broadcast Off Air

March 23, 2011 3:52 am3 comments

You cannot spell Wisconsin without sin, so it should be no surprise to see God has these prophecy demon state targetted for his wrath.  As reported months ago, Wisconsin fell from God’s favor after state legislators voted to take away the right to profile minorities. This foolish legislative action angered [...]

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Another Cat Becomes Possessed of Satan

March 21, 2011 9:19 pm10 comments

Even with its pure white fur, we see this cat cannot overcome a Satanic possession.  Cats used to be prize animals of the Egyptian empire, but their demonic ways set the Egyptians back in morality and ability.  These cursed creatures now overrun America and with every litter, Satan gets more [...]

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50 Shocking Pictures of the Chinese Supermoon

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50 Shocking Pictures of the Chinese Supermoon

China is a terrifying dragon nati0n.  In their ancient temples, you can see their primitives etched drawings of Satan in worship.  In return, Satan taught the Chinese how to build great fireworks, the embers of his very breath.  He taught them how to make paper parchment, the very scales of [...]

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Electron Microscope Photos Reveal the Power of God

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Enjoy this gallery, where the power of God is revealed through an electronic microscope.  How can such detail be created by a random big bang?  It cannot.  It takes an intelligent creator and his name is God. [nggallery id=7]

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Chinese Scientists Unleash Supermoon

March 19, 2011 9:04 am49 comments
Chinese Scientists Unleash Supermoon

BREAKING Beijing, China – Scientists in Beijing have caused a Supermoon.  This is terrifying and more details as details emerge… UPDATED: Every 18 years, the Chinese flex their ability to control the skies. It remains unknown how China is able to harnass this ancient power, but they unleash it as [...]

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Is The Dukan Diet Endangering Your Sassy Teenage Daughter?

March 18, 2011 9:52 pm8 comments
Is The Dukan Diet Endangering Your Sassy Teenage Daughter?

On the streets of Paris, wine flows as freely as a woman’s legs open.  They call Paris the city of love because as tradition implies, most French women tend to try out prostitution at some point in their lives.  Since World War II, French society has struggled with economy and [...]

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A Cat for Claire: A Pure Pet Earth Documentary

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A Cat for Claire:  A Pure Pet Earth Documentary

– Invasive and Exotic Species of North America – Any species, including its seeds, eggs, spores, or other biological material capable of propagating that species, that is not native to that ecosystem; and whose introduction does or is likely to cause economic or environmental harm or harm to human health. [...]

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How To Pack A Cat

March 17, 2011 9:30 pm33 comments
How To Pack A Cat

Cats are vermin. Every year, America is plagued with over 1,000,000 stray cats that throw off natural ecosystems and ravage trash cans, forcing home owners to go out in early morning, wallowing in their own filth as they frantically clean the yard and adjoining neighbors’ before the trashman arrives. It [...]

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Can The Car You Drive Make You a Gay Heathen Communist On The Road To Hell?

March 16, 2011 11:31 am27 comments
Homogays, spreading their agenda through our great nation

Recently while ministering to misguided youth in the inner city with the pastor of my local church and great American, Reverend Landry, the topic of cars came up.

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Eric Cantor Cries Over Giving Japan Money for Tsunami Disaster Relief

March 14, 2011 10:22 pm12 comments
Eric Cantor Cries Over Giving Japan Money for Tsunami Disaster Relief

In a time when we can spend billions bombing third world nations into oblivion and arming our ‘defenseless’ allies with state of the art nuclear weapons and bombers, Eric Cantor is trying to defend cutting back money to Japan. Cantor, just in case you are reading you greedy son of [...]

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