Today I have proof that this yuppy Dr. Pepper is a quack!  I wish it were still the Middle Ages 1600, because I would round up the knights and lock this loony scientist in a tower until he confessed Christ is Lord! Look at this dangerous subliminal imagery on [...]

For years I have warned everyone that pot is the most dangerous drug of all.  It is a hallucinogen, it causes all the drug wars in Mexico and now we find that it poisons the body with cancer. In 1981 I lived in Florida, enjoying my retirement and living out [...]

Oh friends, atheists continue to display a brilliant, terrifying mastery of playing with God’s science.  Today a group of atheist superscientists from Boffins published a YouTube video that would never have found funding in Bush’s America.   For years President Bush protected humanity from stem cell research, with all that evil [...]

Image Credit:  Wikipedia – Burning Man, 2012 Heathen children utter the written lyrics from post-modern Satan-worship bands the The Atheist Phish, Snoop Lion and DJ Kalafi, until sweat drips down their brow and they summon The Burning Man himself, Satan.  Every year, pagan anarchists gather in the Black Rock Desert area of [...]

 A mysterious new AIDS-like disease has shocked scientists.  Unlike HIV, the virus many people think about when hearing about a deficient immune system, the mechanism behind the AIDS-like disease is not contagious by any known means. So far, the disease has been found in the United States and Asia with [...]

Ancient gays.  Musky colons spreading filthy precedent over our American nation for generations!  Oh yes, my friends, in my day I’ve met many Dapper Dans and Scissorlick Sallies, but to think that people my age do not retire from being gay is disgusting!  It is filthy!  And there is indeed [...]

FACT: For every 10 atheists, 10 shall burn in hell. Atheists claim to be people of science, but fail to make mathematically sound decisions.  Any logical person would take 100% odds over 50/50 odds, correct?  So if atheists understand that by their standards, they have a 50% chance of being [...]

Asthma is a post-secondary disease usually caused by dangerous chemicals released in the smoke of illegal drug marijuana.  This hard street drug is smoked, injected or eaten, though the vaporous form of it found in hookas is thought to have a half life of 5 years, destroy the ozone layer [...]

President Mitt Romney is not even in office, yet we see the Mexicans are already working harder so that they can get some nice outsourced jobs come 2013.  Mexican scientists today announced the advent of a new dog, called the Mexican Presas Canario, or Presas Dog here in America. The [...]

Today God came down and personally knocked the Quualude laced noon-time quickie reefer out of the yearning mouth of every power bottom in Los Angeles.  He’s angry, my friends, and is getting tired of America’s fecal quagmire.  FOR IT IS WRITTEN: Mark 13:8 For nation will rise against nation, and [...]

There is a new breed of gay named ‘Kanye West’. These types of gays have a weird fetish called fishsticking, where they abduct a male fish and allow it to stick its gonadpodium (a fish’s twaddledandy) into the eye of their fleshy sinsnake. It’s all sick and bizarre, but this [...]

Now that America has shown dominance on Mars, all other countries are Jonesing for what’s not theirs.  We’ve got to protect our assets.  Greedy nations will try to make UN demands that we let them tag along on our joy ride on another planet.  For this reason, we need to buck [...]

By Billy Ray Sunday   <chris†wire> Cats have always fascinated man. Throughout history cats have been the subject of legend and lore. Black cats have been associated with bad luck and death. Man first domesticated the cat as a “mouser” whose job was to keep mice out of food stores. [...]

London, England – A pack of demented cats is causing a reign of fear and panic to spread through Olympic village in London.  Only three days into the Olympic Games, tragedy has broken out after a pack of cats terrorized groups of innocent people with deft hunting skills, stalking and bites [...]

Every year in the United States, over 1.2 million people are mauled by cats.  Cat bites are dangerous and can are very deadly.   If you or a loved one live near a cat, it is of paramount importance to always be alert and prepared for conflict. Cat bites are associated with higher [...]