February 16, 2010 5:36 pm
The hands of Satan have once again brought mayhem to internet email service. As you know, Satan annually causes email services such as GMAIL, Yahoo and MSN Hotmail to go down so as to hinder the day of Americans worldwide. He does this so people will curse and bang their [...]
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February 10, 2010 6:38 pm
HEATWAVE ROASTS RIO RIO DE JANEIRO (CW) – The worst heatwave to scorch Rio de Janeiro in 50 years has turned the city’s annual sin-fest, Carnival, into a searing oven of wrath where over 32 people have died. The Inmet national weather service reports the low temperatures of the day [...]
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6:11 pm
The East Coast of America continues to be pommeled by the worst snowstorm since 1775. Since the storm’s first furiously frosty flurries last week, scores of Americans have found themselves trapped in bars, nudey clubs and Democratic think-tanks, caught in the breeches of sin and nowhere to escape. As seen [...]
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February 8, 2010 1:05 pm
As the New England states continue to be punished by God’s winter wrath, we see the White House in now almost completely buried by snow. Behold: If Obama wants to go out for a morning stroll or to fetch the Monday paper, you see the problem. God has used his [...]
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February 5, 2010 11:52 am
God has judged the East Coast of America yet again. For too long the New England states have forgotten their Christian foundations and vows to God. Now they are judged. Look upon this forecast oh ye sinners for the Orient. Behold the power of God as he brings unprecedented snow [...]
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2:55 am
Scientists at boffins are once again in awe of the power of God, this time as he parades a new unidentified space object through the expansive mysteries of space. My friends, we have seen God do everything from make a cosmic space butterfly to throw a cometoid at the gays [...]
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2:45 am
In the following exclusive video from Fox News, we see a goose has been possesed by demons and attacks an innocent kayaker enjoying God’s nature. I wish I was there with a gun because I would have shot and hunted down this foul flying beast. Warning: The following video media [...]
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February 4, 2010 10:09 pm
For the first time, a “vampire squid” has been captured on video. This menacing creature has the ability to turn itself inside out and is known to primarily live in the deepest realms of the seas. This beast gets its name from its ability to capture a prey and then [...]
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February 2, 2010 4:10 am
Satan has given a cat the power to predict deaths. According to Dr. David Dosa, a resident cat at a Rhode Island nursing home has the power to predict deaths. Whenever a patient is about to die, the cat will bolt into their rooms and curl up next to them. [...]
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January 27, 2010 1:58 pm
YouTube has become so widespread that it seems almost dull. From Facebooks to news articles, people across America are inserting those little television screens on every inch of web space available. But the site is no longer the fascinating place of old movie clips, home video bloopers and personal memories [...]
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10:35 am
Barack Hussein Obama has now betrayed America by axing NASA’s mission to the Moon. In 2008, our great leader and Christian President George W. Bush embraced the legacy of another good albeit democrat president, John Fitzgerald Kennedy. President Bush knows it is time for America to go to the Moon [...]
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January 11, 2010 11:03 am
The Japanese have now created a sex robot and are selling it. They call this filthy invention the Roxxxy Robot and it is full of mechanized sin! I wish this were still World War 2 because I’d sign up for the Air Force and drop nukes all over these low [...]
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January 7, 2010 4:13 pm
My White Christian American friends, We all know that Bill Gates is an evil, evil little man. On top of being the sinister mastermind behind Microsoft and inventor of the personal computer, a device that has increased incidents of homogay assault on children by tenfold, he is also personally responsible [...]
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January 6, 2010 3:41 pm
Persistent vigilance is required fact of life for parents in today’s increasingly technological world. From pedophiles in chat rooms to “sexting” teens, from kiddie porn sites to email viruses, there are many threats that our young people face on the internet. Parents must play a constant game of catch up [...]
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January 3, 2010 1:22 pm
Japanese scientists have developed the means to clone humans. This shocking revelation was made apparent over the weekend as exclusive footage emerged, showing what appears to be a Japanese clone of Christopher Walken riding in an elaborate carriage of sorts. Evidence A: Japanese Scientists Parade Christopher Walken Clone This finding [...]
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