San Bernardino California Burns For Their Fecal Sins

October 5, 2009 3:21 pm3 comments

The gay-pride city of San Benardino, California, burns to the ground for supporting the homosexually gay agenda. Glory! For far too long California has tested the laws of morality with their rotten liberal politicians, support for atheism and the foul-smelling gays. Now they are being cleansed with a holy fire [...]

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Chinese Scientists Create Aids Vaccine, World’s First

September 24, 2009 7:51 am5 comments

New reports from China indicate their communist scientists have created a vaccine for AIDS, which is precipitated by HIV. Reports of the newly released findings are still coming in, and from information readily available officials within China state the vaccine decreases chance of HIV infection by 31 percent in trial. [...]

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Indians Claim They Have Found Water On Our Moon with Chandrayaan 1

6:00 am25 comments
Indians Claim They Have Found Water On Our Moon with Chandrayaan 1

The dotted Indians continue to meddle with space, today claiming that their Indian spaceship has found water on our Moon. Dreams of establishing a manned Moon base could become reality within two decades after India’s first lunar mission found evidence of large quantities of water on its surface. Data from [...]

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Dangerous Pharyngula Leader PZ Myers Combines Gene Evolution with Hipped Hopped Rap Agenda

September 23, 2009 1:00 am9 comments

As I searched the internet for more videos to warn everyone about today, I was not too surprised to find our old friend PZ Myers and his hordes of Godless pharyngula atheists corrupting our American culture and children with evolution teaching. For those who do not know, pharyngula is a [...]

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Crazed Evolutionists Create Bearsharktopus

September 20, 2009 6:11 am31 comments
Crazed Evolutionists Create Bearsharktopus

First is was the Borneo Montauk Monster, and now this. Look at it. Look! An abomination! This is more proof why genetics is evil! Somehow scientists are planning to,.. splice the genomes of a the bear, a shark and an immoral Asian octopus to evolve these sea monsters against holiness! [...]

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Richard Dawkins Cheers Human Death and Suffering

September 12, 2009 10:33 am41 comments
Richard Dawkins Cheers Human Death and Suffering

We all know atheists are Godless people who naturally lack morality and decency. The root of evil on Earth springs from those who don’t truly have God written into their mind, body and soul. So how can a person who believes in no (a-) God (-theist) be a decent human [...]

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Scientists Use Magic To Levitate Mice

September 10, 2009 10:47 am63 comments
Scientists Use Magic To Levitate Mice

This is why scientists are a cursed people. When I heard that there were NASA scientists using magic in secret laboratories, I did not want to believe it. Sure, I could understand some vishnu Indian NASA or Chinese commie NASA doing pagan stuff like this, but not American! I wish [...]

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God Reveals His Cosmic Space Butterfly To NASA

9:36 am32 comments
God Reveals His Cosmic Space Butterfly To NASA

Behold. The power of God is omnipotent and his love everlasting. Today He revealed this fact by showing NASA what scientists can only describe as a cosmic space butterfly. This cosmic butterfly has two vibrant wings, and I have pulled out my Bible concordance to figure out what type of [...]

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The United States of Sin (Sinmap of 7 Deadly Sins, Collaboration with Kansas State University)

September 7, 2009 1:29 am36 comments
The United States of Sin (Sinmap of 7 Deadly Sins, Collaboration with Kansas State University)

In partnership with our moral friends at Kansas State University*, we have created a complex scientific map that breaks down the 7 deadly sins state by state. Using this scientific method we can, more accurately predict where God’s wrath is likely to strike down to burn people straight off Earth [...]

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10 Cents A Child: Facebook Tries to Keep New Human Slavery Scandal Below Decks

September 4, 2009 12:28 pm59 comments
10 Cents A Child: Facebook Tries to Keep New Human Slavery Scandal Below Decks

Slavery was the awful engine that drove empires and destroyed Africa. It planted the dangerous roots of cigarette smoking and racism around the world. Now popular social networking site Facebook.com is embroiled in an attempt to bring back this vile institution and trash the last hundred years of American social [...]

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Google Chat And Gmail Server Struck Down For Celebrating Michael Jackson Logo

September 1, 2009 3:58 pm11 comments
Google Chat And Gmail Server Struck Down For Celebrating Michael Jackson Logo

Yesterday, the friendly people at Google decided to change their wholesome logo into something that is rife with sin: the sparkling feet of Michael Jackson. Look at how his exposed socks tempt all onlookers to to become mesmerized with his footwork. The blacks believe that one can ‘catch’ a holy [...]

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California Doomed By Their Fecal Sins

2:07 pm18 comments
California Doomed By Their Fecal Sins

Hark, for it is written: For a fire is kindled in mine anger, and shall burn unto the lowest hell, and shall consume the earth with her increase, and set on fire the foundations of the mountains. Deuteronomy 32:22. The wrath of God shall pour down upon the heathen lands [...]

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Why Don’t World of Warcraft Players Have Girlfriends

1:14 pm200 comments
Why Don’t World of Warcraft Players Have Girlfriends

The answer to the scientific procedure is pretty obvious. Women do not go for men who play online with children all day. It is suspiciously homosexual and hardly appealing. World of Warcraft is a sinister game that marinates your life with the foul scent of third-world failure ; cheeto-sweat stained [...]

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God Smashes Indian Chandrayaan Satellite Probe, Moon Attempts

August 31, 2009 9:04 am43 comments
God Smashes Indian Chandrayaan Satellite Probe, Moon Attempts

New Delhi, India – India forced to end moon mission after it loses contact with satellite probe… The curry-scented Hindu nation of India had space ambitions and God has struck them all down! Moments ago, India’s space agency was forced to end its $82 million mission to our moon. Their [...]

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God Starts More Wildfires, Reminds Californians To “Say No To Homos”

August 29, 2009 9:39 am58 comments
God Starts More Wildfires, Reminds Californians To “Say No To Homos”

God made his frustration with California’s betrayal of him known once again this week, this time as he used his great power to start several wildfires in the region’s chaparral and sagebrush. 2,000 Californians have been forced to race in panic and fear, as our Lord and Savior reminds everyone [...]

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