October 5, 2009 3:21 pm
The gay-pride city of San Benardino, California, burns to the ground for supporting the homosexually gay agenda. Glory! For far too long California has tested the laws of morality with their rotten liberal politicians, support for atheism and the foul-smelling gays. Now they are being cleansed with a holy fire [...]
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September 24, 2009 7:51 am
New reports from China indicate their communist scientists have created a vaccine for AIDS, which is precipitated by HIV. Reports of the newly released findings are still coming in, and from information readily available officials within China state the vaccine decreases chance of HIV infection by 31 percent in trial. [...]
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6:00 am
The dotted Indians continue to meddle with space, today claiming that their Indian spaceship has found water on our Moon. Dreams of establishing a manned Moon base could become reality within two decades after India’s first lunar mission found evidence of large quantities of water on its surface. Data from [...]
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September 23, 2009 1:00 am
As I searched the internet for more videos to warn everyone about today, I was not too surprised to find our old friend PZ Myers and his hordes of Godless pharyngula atheists corrupting our American culture and children with evolution teaching. For those who do not know, pharyngula is a [...]
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September 20, 2009 6:11 am
First is was the Borneo Montauk Monster, and now this. Look at it. Look! An abomination! This is more proof why genetics is evil! Somehow scientists are planning to,.. splice the genomes of a the bear, a shark and an immoral Asian octopus to evolve these sea monsters against holiness! [...]
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September 12, 2009 10:33 am
We all know atheists are Godless people who naturally lack morality and decency. The root of evil on Earth springs from those who don’t truly have God written into their mind, body and soul. So how can a person who believes in no (a-) God (-theist) be a decent human [...]
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September 10, 2009 10:47 am
This is why scientists are a cursed people. When I heard that there were NASA scientists using magic in secret laboratories, I did not want to believe it. Sure, I could understand some vishnu Indian NASA or Chinese commie NASA doing pagan stuff like this, but not American! I wish [...]
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9:36 am
Behold. The power of God is omnipotent and his love everlasting. Today He revealed this fact by showing NASA what scientists can only describe as a cosmic space butterfly. This cosmic butterfly has two vibrant wings, and I have pulled out my Bible concordance to figure out what type of [...]
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September 7, 2009 1:29 am
In partnership with our moral friends at Kansas State University*, we have created a complex scientific map that breaks down the 7 deadly sins state by state. Using this scientific method we can, more accurately predict where God’s wrath is likely to strike down to burn people straight off Earth [...]
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September 4, 2009 12:28 pm
Slavery was the awful engine that drove empires and destroyed Africa. It planted the dangerous roots of cigarette smoking and racism around the world. Now popular social networking site Facebook.com is embroiled in an attempt to bring back this vile institution and trash the last hundred years of American social [...]
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September 1, 2009 3:58 pm
Yesterday, the friendly people at Google decided to change their wholesome logo into something that is rife with sin: the sparkling feet of Michael Jackson. Look at how his exposed socks tempt all onlookers to to become mesmerized with his footwork. The blacks believe that one can ‘catch’ a holy [...]
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2:07 pm
Hark, for it is written: For a fire is kindled in mine anger, and shall burn unto the lowest hell, and shall consume the earth with her increase, and set on fire the foundations of the mountains. Deuteronomy 32:22. The wrath of God shall pour down upon the heathen lands [...]
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1:14 pm
The answer to the scientific procedure is pretty obvious. Women do not go for men who play online with children all day. It is suspiciously homosexual and hardly appealing. World of Warcraft is a sinister game that marinates your life with the foul scent of third-world failure ; cheeto-sweat stained [...]
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August 31, 2009 9:04 am
New Delhi, India – India forced to end moon mission after it loses contact with satellite probe… The curry-scented Hindu nation of India had space ambitions and God has struck them all down! Moments ago, India’s space agency was forced to end its $82 million mission to our moon. Their [...]
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August 29, 2009 9:39 am
God made his frustration with California’s betrayal of him known once again this week, this time as he used his great power to start several wildfires in the region’s chaparral and sagebrush. 2,000 Californians have been forced to race in panic and fear, as our Lord and Savior reminds everyone [...]
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