July 16, 2009 2:58 am
Fear and panic violently grip the world as the H1N1 Mexican virus has mutated and now is resistant to Tamiflu. photo credit: Andyrob Like most dirty things that plague humanity, the H1N1 virus took it origins in a small village in Mexico and is now spreading like wildfire through our [...]
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July 14, 2009 1:11 pm
Our God has one again showed favor to his U.S. Forces, this time by blessing our military with cutting edge robotic technology. As Pastor Gould has warned us many times, the heathen Japanese are working meticulously to create all types of robotic perversions. We don’t want to be sneak attacked [...]
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July 11, 2009 1:45 pm
Nikola Tesla “ Yesterday heathens were out celebrating the birthday of famed communist atheist Nikola Tesla. This dangerous man was famous for perverting science and trying to steal ideas from American inventor’s like Thomas Edison as his own. I am fully convinced that Satan had planned to use Nikola Tesla [...]
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June 28, 2009 2:13 pm
God Punishes Iraq For Not Freely Sharing Oil with America God’s wrath was in full display today, as he caused the sunny skies of the Iraqi desserts to be covered with torrential downpours of skin cutting sand because Iraq has committed the sin of greed! Source: The AP</strong> BAGHDAD – [...]
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June 26, 2009 3:56 pm
My friends God has once again flexed his power, this time by blowing up a volcano to show his disapproval of Iran’s sham elections last week. Scientists aboard the International Space Station were horrified and shocked when they heard a loud pop echoing through space, from the heavens, as God [...]
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June 8, 2009 3:59 am
It is no secret that India is a very backwards country where The Plague still exists and people are known for taking monthly baths in filthy curry scented rivers. Even in the upper rungs of their prejudice caste system, the women still adorn their heads with silly dots as they [...]
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June 3, 2009 4:45 am
The following test created in partnership by Harvard University will help you realize your preferences in life and discern the level of racism you exude from day to day. Racism is a very ugly thing and my hypothesis is that when the results are tallied, the Christians will be found [...]
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May 31, 2009 12:57 am
God has showed his favor to America once more, this time by blessing our scientists to create a super laser. The Us Army’s National Ignition Facility unveiled the powerful weapon for the world to behold on Saturday morning. It’s reported that leaders worldwide paused and stood in awe of reports [...]
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May 26, 2009 1:48 am
After exposing the lies of Ida the Lemur Monkey, it was all but assumed atheists and evolutionists alike would throw a child’s tantrum. They wanted the public to think a random 25-year-old fossil was a ‘big, scientific breakthrough’ that proved 47-million-years ago, man was a lemur monkey. Much to their [...]
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May 24, 2009 4:20 pm
Left wing politicians have unleashed a subversive policy of miseducation to our youth in public schools. The most notable part of their agenda to mislead our newer generations is seen within the fields of developmental biology, human anatomy and physiology. In 1973 the atheists and liberals made their true colors [...]
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1:43 am
At approximately 11:23 AM, on May 23, 2009, ChristWire.org was attacked by approximately 20,000 atheist internet terrorists who were patently enraged by definitive Proof that the Earth is 6,000 years old and following refutation reports about the false Ida Lemur Monkey fossil. A group calling itself the Pharyngula, led by [...]
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May 22, 2009 1:34 am
[poll id="3"] Last week European scientists made a startling announcement in which they claimed they discovered a common ancestor of humanity; a 47-million-year-old lemur monkey fossil named Ida. The fossil was discovered 25 years ago in Germany, and several secular evolutionary scientists have forwarded the suggestion that this “Ida” is [...]
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May 20, 2009 1:02 pm
At approximately 7:56 a.m. this morning, I was Googling more information about how the homogay agenda is destroying society when I saw something that made me spit out my Yoohoo in shocked frustration! Google has been hacked by atheist scientists with an evolution agenda. If you go to Google.com, you [...]
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May 19, 2009 12:41 pm
“This fossil is really a part of our history; this is part of our evolution, deep, deep back into the aeons of time, 47 million years ago.“ – Atheist Professor Professor Jorn Hurum Today atheist scientists are heralding what they are now calling the Eighth Wonder of the World. Today [...]
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May 18, 2009 3:19 pm
Today our friend Sister Katie Palmrose (who made a $500 faith promise pledge for 2009!) sent a really exciting email to the HolyMailbox. As college-aged students prepare to go back to university in August, many will encounter professors who are proponents of teaching evolution in a secular perspective. Largely popularized [...]
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