I could not even finish my bowl of Oat Bran this morning because I spilt it all over the place in frustration! Scientists have truly gone too far and created a gay transgenic dog! Just look at them brag on making this gay dog that glows red in the dark, [...]

When will the gays learn that God will not tolerate their agenda much longer? Today Myrtle Beach and the rest of South Carolina is burning to the ground, as God has caused a mighty wildfire to appear from nowhere and ravage the state. Residents are stricken with panic and wondering [...]

The year was 2002. A precious child, named Cady, was involved in a terrible car accident. Cady died from her injuries and her family was left in complete emotional pain and anguish. Seven years after her death, however, Cady’s family is being presented with an unprecedented choice; do they want [...]

Well, well, well. It looks like some smart mouth atheists are getting ready to eat a big slice of humble pie. Last week we warned everyone about the new Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince movie trailer. As you should well know, Harry Potter is very immoral and dangerous [...]

I bring you urgent news about a discovery I made, and it pertains to all of American pop culture. The little fancy singing boy Adam Lambert, on American Idol, is a ringer! He is needs to be boycotted off the show! People are wondering why this young man who paints [...]

Earth – April 14, 2009 – 1:37 AM – God reveals his wrathful hand to humanity, and it is glorious. – Today is sacred for all mankind. My friends at 1:37 am, God reachted from heaven and revealed his holy hand to NASA’s Chandra X-ray Observatory. This awe inspiring moment [...]

Komsomolskaya, Russia – A 28-year-old Russian man went to doctors complaining about chest pain and coughing up blood; the doctors had no idea what they would find when they examined his lungs. 28-year-old Russian male Artyom Sidorkin started to become concerned about his health, as he had a persistent cough, [...]

The Japanese continue to roll out new robot technology without any interference by the UN or more importantly, America. Today, Japanese scientists proudly show off their newest creation, the CB2. CB2 stands for Child Robot with Biomimetic Body. That’s a fancy way for saying ‘it will learn like a baby [...]

Japanese scientists say they will put a robot on the moon by 2020. This information reported to The Associated Press comes as America’s NASA program is being hindered by Obama’s irresponsible spending on social welfare and supporting terror, and while North Korea is testing death bringing nuclear technology. While America [...]

Today you may have noticed the enemy is affecting your Comcast.net email webmail program sign-in, with a 400 server error. Many of our interns use Comcast as well and as far as we can tell, this may be some attack by Satan and his minions to hinder our communication due [...]

Does God care about which team wins a sports game? God and sports. This is a topic that comes up quite often, usually around the end of a game from fans of a losing team, during a big sporting event. Does God really directly intercede on behalf teams on a [...]

Spine-chilling panic has beset a great many people today, all due to a photograph where an effeminate man’s specter is clearly seen peering from behind barred windows in an old, abandoned castle. This frightening photograph was submitted to a scientific survey, which announced a contest for people from around the [...]

Several weeks ago I reported on a new scientific mystery, a monstrous abomination that was discovered by three women who were walking on the beaches of Borneo. As the news of this story initially spread, television and print media worldwide have interviewed countless individuals, trying to discover the origin of [...]

The wonder and power of God is on display again, as this time God ordered a brown recluse spider to do miracle work and bite a California man inflicted with an issue of paraplegic handicap. Typically, such a bite would prove a medical nightmare for a human, but this spider [...]

AP – A mighty sandstorm descends upon Saudi Arabian capital of Riyadh, Tuesday, March 10, 2009. God’s judgeme… RIYADH, Saudi Arabia – Today God showed his extreme displeasure for the oil-greed of Saudi Arabians by casting a mighty sandstorm all over their capital city of Riyadh. As you know, Saudi [...]